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[quote name='DaCorbster' date='05 February 2010 - 01:24 AM' timestamp='1265351066' post='2228729']
[quote name='deeviant' date='04 February 2010 - 09:36 PM' timestamp='1265348199' post='2228694']
First thing - don't go to a golf website for dating advice. Most of these guys are still trying to figure out their cialis meds.
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Since this the junior section, I'm fairly confident most of us aren't ripping free 30 day trials out of golf digest just yet..
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Heheh. Sorry about that, I usually just look at the new posts and never really pay attention to what section it's in.

So as a father of a soon to be 15 yr old daughter all I can tell you is don't touch her, nor let her touch you!!
Girls carry diseases, and they can kill you. I've seen it happen. If by some chance she does touch you there are a few things you can do to save your life. SO PAY ATTENTION!!

First - Yell really loud. I mean scream like a banshee the second contact is made.

Second - Flap your arms like a bird. Not too quickly, just kind of like you are trying to maintain altitude, not taking off for flight. You don't want to get carried away and startle her.

Third - While performing the prior two tasks you must simultaneously run to the nearest restroom and wash off the infected area with soap. I mean really scrub. If another guy sees you running like this they'll even open the doors for you as they'll know your probably a little touched. Once the infected area has been treated you can go back to your round of golf.

Don't worry she'll understand what happened. She'll probably even apologize about the whole incident afterwards, because females at times forget they are so deadly.

If you do these things you'll probably live. I honestly don't even know why I'm telling you this I'm sure your dad has already.

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[quote name='deeviant' date='04 February 2010 - 11:36 PM' timestamp='1265348199' post='2228694']
First thing - don't go to a golf website for dating advice. Most of these guys are still trying to figure out their cialis meds.
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that slayed me lol

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As father to 5 sons 15, 18, 20, 22, and 24, it's obvious you're not old enough to be "messing around" or "making a move" on this young lady because it's stressing you out. From my perspective, you shouldn't be putting yourself
in a situation you can't handle. This isn't about golf. It's about relationships with the opposite sex. I take it this rendevous is approved by your parents, who think it's normal for 15 year olds to
date. If not, do your parents even know and what are their thoughts? Sorry, but you should be focussing on golf, your career interests, not "making a move". You asked for help. I'm giving you mine.

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[quote name='deeviant' date='05 February 2010 - 07:21 AM' timestamp='1265390513' post='2229362']
[quote name='DaCorbster' date='05 February 2010 - 01:24 AM' timestamp='1265351066' post='2228729']
[quote name='deeviant' date='04 February 2010 - 09:36 PM' timestamp='1265348199' post='2228694']
First thing - don't go to a golf website for dating advice. Most of these guys are still trying to figure out their cialis meds.
[/quote]
Since this the junior section, I'm fairly confident most of us aren't ripping free 30 day trials out of golf digest just yet..
[/quote]

Heheh. Sorry about that, I usually just look at the new posts and never really pay attention to what section it's in.

So as a father of a soon to be 15 yr old daughter all I can tell you is don't touch her, nor let her touch you!!
Girls carry diseases, and they can kill you. I've seen it happen. If by some chance she does touch you there are a few things you can do to save your life. SO PAY ATTENTION!!

First - Yell really loud. I mean scream like a banshee the second contact is made.

Second - Flap your arms like a bird. Not too quickly, just kind of like you are trying to maintain altitude, not taking off for flight. You don't want to get carried away and startle her.

Third - While performing the prior two tasks you must simultaneously run to the nearest restroom and wash off the infected area with soap. I mean really scrub. If another guy sees you running like this they'll even open the doors for you as they'll know your probably a little touched. Once the infected area has been treated you can go back to your round of golf.

Don't worry she'll understand what happened. She'll probably even apologize about the whole incident afterwards, because females at times forget they are so deadly.

If you do these things you'll probably live. I honestly don't even know why I'm telling you this I'm sure your dad has already.
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Quite possibly one of the best posts of all time.

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[quote name='rok78' date='05 February 2010 - 05:13 PM' timestamp='1265411611' post='2230306']
[quote name='deeviant' date='05 February 2010 - 07:21 AM' timestamp='1265390513' post='2229362']
[quote name='DaCorbster' date='05 February 2010 - 01:24 AM' timestamp='1265351066' post='2228729']
[quote name='deeviant' date='04 February 2010 - 09:36 PM' timestamp='1265348199' post='2228694']
First thing - don't go to a golf website for dating advice. Most of these guys are still trying to figure out their cialis meds.
[/quote]
Since this the junior section, I'm fairly confident most of us aren't ripping free 30 day trials out of golf digest just yet..
[/quote]

Heheh. Sorry about that, I usually just look at the new posts and never really pay attention to what section it's in.

So as a father of a soon to be 15 yr old daughter all I can tell you is don't touch her, nor let her touch you!!
Girls carry diseases, and they can kill you. I've seen it happen. If by some chance she does touch you there are a few things you can do to save your life. SO PAY ATTENTION!!

First - Yell really loud. I mean scream like a banshee the second contact is made.

Second - Flap your arms like a bird. Not too quickly, just kind of like you are trying to maintain altitude, not taking off for flight. You don't want to get carried away and startle her.

Third - While performing the prior two tasks you must simultaneously run to the nearest restroom and wash off the infected area with soap. I mean really scrub. If another guy sees you running like this they'll even open the doors for you as they'll know your probably a little touched. Once the infected area has been treated you can go back to your round of golf.

Don't worry she'll understand what happened. She'll probably even apologize about the whole incident afterwards, because females at times forget they are so deadly.

If you do these things you'll probably live. I honestly don't even know why I'm telling you this I'm sure your dad has already.
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Quite possibly one of the best posts of all time.
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I LOL'd pretty good...seeing as I have a little 14 yr old sister...

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  1. DONT SMOTHER HER!! RULE NUMBER ONE
  2. be yourself dont try to impress her with anything
  3. be silly/goofy girls like guys that are funny!
  4. make funny bets like (if you dont make this putt, you have to give me a kiss or something like that)
  5. be a gentleman, find her ball, show her around the course, buy her drink/food if she wants them.
  6. its okay to be nervous, cause odds are she is too
  7. just let things fall into place (conversations)
  8. after this is all over, dont be clingy, dont text/call her everyday(unless she wants to talk)
  9. dont be extremely nice (learned this the hard way)
  10. reverting back to number 9 (dont be a jerk either)
  11. dress to impress
  12. wear good cologne (not to much, girls want to smell you up close, not from 5 feet away, 2 sprays is good)
  13. D.O. for your B.O. (sweating + cologne = disaster)
  14. dont rush ANYTHING.
  15. slip her a kiss when shes least expecting it, if she likes you she wont push away.
  16. dont be nervous when you kiss her BE CONFIDENT
    REPEAT
  17. BE CONFIDENT!!!!!!!!!

 

 

HOPE THIS HELPS (im 15 aswell)ok.gif

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jeez pinhigh calm down, its called being nice... he asked for help. the man gets help. and its not copied from yahoo answers, its all i could think up of to help the OP out...take that negative crap elsewhere. i dont know what i did to you so dont come at me with insulting words.k dude

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worth.gif

 

 

 

kidding blush.gif just have fun

:lol: LMAO

 

Seriously, if she's willing to spend 4.5 hours with you she likes you.

 

Just like everyone has said, be respectful and don't take the game too seriously. Get to know her and enjoy her company. When I get to play golf with my clients, it's about them and learning about what they do besides golf. Have fun!

 

PS, let her know that she has cool shoes.

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[quote name='moegolfer11' date='05 February 2010 - 11:32 PM' timestamp='1265430767' post='2231121']
jeez pinhigh calm down, its called being nice... he asked for help. the man gets help. and its not copied from yahoo answers, its all i could think up of to help the OP out...take that negative crap elsewhere. i dont know what i did to you so dont come at me with insulting words.k dude
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I wasn't being negative, just saying if the OP needs to ask on a message board how to interact with girls. Well.. he probably won't fare too well.

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I'm 31 divorced with a child with her mom, married with 2 boys and one on the way!! If you're 15 and in single digits just dont get to serious that it affects your golf game.
1. Just have fun
2. Pay attention to her
3. Talk about whatever(not making out, save that for later)
4. Have a flower handy when you meet up at the course
5. Look your best
6. Be early, DON'T BE LATE(probably the most important)

If ya'll hit it off and start some kind of relationship, just remember that school is the most important thing. Girls(most i've dated in past) take a lot of time and attention and make other aspects of your life suffer, Priorities first!!!!!

Have fun if possible and hope things work out the way you want if you really like this girl.

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Hopefully he didn't wear Brut as recommended. SMH.

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Answer honestly....

Are you more excited about spending time with her [b]OR[/b] playing at the country club?

Just go out and enjoy yourself playing golf...

Be yourself...

Don't allow yourself to get distracted by her, remember stay focused on your game...

You can spend time with her before and after the round...

 

 

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the whole respect aspect of this is wonderful advice guys, be courteous to your clubhouse. Piece of my advice that normally works for me is really dont try hard and make her like you. Kind of hang back and just mess around, take things as they come and dont think certain events are too detrimental to the whole day. Im 17 so bout the same age and it usually works, and remember just have fun. Make it a good day and itll most likely turn out in your favor.

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[quote name='deeviant' date='05 February 2010 - 05:21 PM' timestamp='1265390513' post='2229362']
[quote name='DaCorbster' date='05 February 2010 - 01:24 AM' timestamp='1265351066' post='2228729']
[quote name='deeviant' date='04 February 2010 - 09:36 PM' timestamp='1265348199' post='2228694']
First thing - don't go to a golf website for dating advice. Most of these guys are still trying to figure out their cialis meds.
[/quote]
Since this the junior section, I'm fairly confident most of us aren't ripping free 30 day trials out of golf digest just yet..
[/quote]

Heheh. Sorry about that, I usually just look at the new posts and never really pay attention to what section it's in.

So as a father of a soon to be 15 yr old daughter all I can tell you is don't touch her, nor let her touch you!!
Girls carry diseases, and they can kill you. I've seen it happen. If by some chance she does touch you there are a few things you can do to save your life. SO PAY ATTENTION!!

First - Yell really loud. I mean scream like a banshee the second contact is made.

Second - Flap your arms like a bird. Not too quickly, just kind of like you are trying to maintain altitude, not taking off for flight. You don't want to get carried away and startle her.

Third - While performing the prior two tasks you must simultaneously run to the nearest restroom and wash off the infected area with soap. I mean really scrub. If another guy sees you running like this they'll even open the doors for you as they'll know your probably a little touched. Once the infected area has been treated you can go back to your round of golf.

Don't worry she'll understand what happened. She'll probably even apologize about the whole incident afterwards, because females at times forget they are so deadly.

If you do these things you'll probably live. I honestly don't even know why I'm telling you this I'm sure your dad has already.
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Love it!

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[quote name='deeviant' date='05 February 2010 - 12:21 PM' timestamp='1265390513' post='2229362']
[quote name='DaCorbster' date='05 February 2010 - 01:24 AM' timestamp='1265351066' post='2228729']
[quote name='deeviant' date='04 February 2010 - 09:36 PM' timestamp='1265348199' post='2228694']
First thing - don't go to a golf website for dating advice. Most of these guys are still trying to figure out their cialis meds.
[/quote]
Since this the junior section, I'm fairly confident most of us aren't ripping free 30 day trials out of golf digest just yet..
[/quote]

Heheh. Sorry about that, I usually just look at the new posts and never really pay attention to what section it's in.

So as a father of a soon to be 15 yr old daughter all I can tell you is don't touch her, nor let her touch you!!
Girls carry diseases, and they can kill you. I've seen it happen. If by some chance she does touch you there are a few things you can do to save your life. SO PAY ATTENTION!!

First - Yell really loud. I mean scream like a banshee the second contact is made.

Second - Flap your arms like a bird. Not too quickly, just kind of like you are trying to maintain altitude, not taking off for flight. You don't want to get carried away and startle her.

Third - While performing the prior two tasks you must simultaneously run to the nearest restroom and wash off the infected area with soap. I mean really scrub. If another guy sees you running like this they'll even open the doors for you as they'll know your probably a little touched. Once the infected area has been treated you can go back to your round of golf.

Don't worry she'll understand what happened. She'll probably even apologize about the whole incident afterwards, because females at times forget they are so deadly.

If you do these things you'll probably live. I honestly don't even know why I'm telling you this I'm sure your dad has already.
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haha thats hilarious

anyways how [i]well [/i]did it go? Dude do you know how hard it is find a [i]hot/nice girl [/i]that will even play golf? If she seemed to like you enough try to get to know her better without trying too hard. Don't come on too strong too after you get comfortable w/ her cause then it might get creepy( If shes moving where you live). and it depends on what kind of girl she is too cause what works with one girl doesnt mean itll work w/ another. Bro I'm 15 too this isn't some creepy old guy telling you what you should do. (haha no offense yo any of you guys but you never know these days...)

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