Good Senior Golf Joke

[MrParr1Noid]

A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight.

 

The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could get one over on them easily.

 

So, the lawyer asks if the senior would like to play a fun game.

 

The senior is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks..

 

The lawyer persists, saying that the game is a lot of fun...."I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5.00. Then you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00," he says.

 

This catches the senior's attention and, to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

 

The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon?"

 

The senior doesn't say a word, but reaches into his pocket, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

 

Now, it's the senior's turn. He asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?"

 

The lawyer uses his laptop to search all references he can find on the Net.

 

He sends E-mails to all the smart friends he knows; all to no avail. After an hour of searching, he finally gives up.

 

He wakes the senior and hands him $500.00. The senior pockets the $500.00 and goes right back to sleep.

 

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the senior up and asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"

 

The senior reaches into his pocket, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.

[FLOGMR]

:cheesy:

[MrParr1Noid]

 

 

 

 

Ambidextrous Golfer

 

A group of guys lived and died for their Saturday morning round of golf.

One transferred to another city. It wasn't the same without him.

 

A new woman joined their Club. She overheard the guys talking about

their golf round. She said, "You know, I used to play on my golf team

in college and I was pretty good. Would you mind if I joined you next

week?"

 

The three guys looked at each other. Not one of them wanted to say

'yes', but she had them on the spot. Finally, one man said it would be

okay, but they would be starting early - at 6:30 a.m.

 

He figured the early tee-time would discourage her. The woman said this

may be a problem, and asked if she could be up to 15 minutes late. They

rolled their eyes, but said okay. She smiled and said, "Good, I'll be

there at 6:30 or 6:45."

 

She showed up at 6:30 sharp, and beat all three of them with an

eye-opening 2-under par round. She was fun and a pleasant person, and

the guys were impressed. Back at the clubhouse, they congratulated her

and invited her back the next week. She smiled, and said, "I'll be

there at 6:30 or 6:45."

 

The next week she again showed up at 6:30 sharp. Only this time, she

played left-handed. The three guys were incredulous as she still beat

them with an even par round, despite playing with her off-hand. They

were totally amazed.

 

They couldn't figure her out. She was again very pleasant and didn't

seem to be purposely showing them up. They invited her back again, but

each man harbored a burning desire to beat her.

 

The third week, the guys had their game faces on. But this time, she

was 15 minutes late, which made the guys irritable. This week the lady

played right-handed, and narrowly beat all three of them.

 

The men mused that her late arrival was due to petty gamesmanship on her

part. However, she was so gracious and so complimentary of their strong

play, they couldn't hold a grudge.

 

 

 

 

 

Back in the clubhouse, all three guys were shaking their heads. This

woman was a riddle no one could figure out. They had a couple of beers,

and finally, one of the men asked her point blank, "How do you decide if

you're going to golf right-handed or left-handed?"

 

The lady blushed, and grinned. "That's easy," she said. "When my Dad

taught me to play golf, I learned I was ambidextrous. I like to switch

back and forth. When I got married after college, I discovered my

husband always sleeps in the nude. From then on, I developed a silly habit.

 

 

 

 

Right before I left in the morning for golf practice, I would

pull the covers off him. If his you-know-what was pointing to the

right, I golfed right-handed; if it was pointed to the left, I golfed

left-handed."

 

The guys on the team thought this was hysterical. Astonished at this

bizarre information, one of the guys shot back, "But what if it's

pointing straight up?"

 

She said, "Then, I'm fifteen minutes late."

 

 

 

 

 



 

[tembolo1284]

funny! Poor dude...just 15 minutes eh?

[The Big Pinch]

funny! Poor dude...just 15 minutes eh?

 

Whenever a dude says something like that you know he's an egg timer

[MrParr1Noid]

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[jackmaxhumph]

A guy tells his wife that he has been asked to join his friends for a round of golf tomorrow morning, and wants to know if that's OK with her. She says "sure", as long as you're back home at 1:00 since she has a number of things she needs him to do around the house. He replies that it should be no problem, since they'll be teeing off at 7:30. In the morning, he says goodbye, and thanks her for understanding. She reminds him that he has to be back home no later than 1:00.
At 6:00 PM, the guy finally arrives home. His wife is livid. He says that he has a confession to make, and it will be difficult for both of them. "We finished the round at 11:30, and went to the clubhouse for some lunch. I left for home at 12:30, knowing that I had to be home at 1:00. On the way home, I saw a car on the side of the road with a young woman standing with the trunk open, looking like she didn't know what to do. So I stopped to see if I could help. Her car had a flat tire, and I proceeded to change it and got the spare on. The young women, quite attractive I might add, was very thankful and asked if there was anything she could do to pay me back for my kindness. I told her that would not be necessary, but she was insistent. She told me to follow her back to her apartment, and well, we got back to her place, we proceeded to have wild sex for the next few hours. I'm really sorry, honey, but that's why I'm late".
His wife said: "You SOB--you played 36 holes!!

[jkumpire]

A Priest was an avid sports fan, and his greatest passion was golf.

The Bishop one day appointed the priest to his perfect assignment, his new parish church bordered on a golf course. The Bishop had one rule for the priest, he could never play on Sunday morning. Over the years the priest felt so sad he couldn't play on so many nice sunny days.

One beautiful Sunday morning the priest had just finished his first Mass, and he had about 45 minutes before the next service. He looked out the back of the church and saw the course was empty, and temptation overwhelmed him. He got his clubs out of his office and headed down to the 6th hole, a 220 yard Par 3. He got his driver out, and hit the shot of his life. The drive hit the pin on the fly and dropped straight into the cup for his first ace. The priest had never been so happy in his life. He looked at the church clock tower and he still had 30 minutes before the next Mass. He went ot the next tee.

Hole number 7 was a 375 yard Par 4. He was so pumped up he totally crushed the ball off the tee. The green was out of sight of the tee, so he walked as fast he could down the fairway, and he couldn't find his ball. He kept walking to the green, and for some reason he had the urge to look in the cup. And somehow he had driven the green and the ball rolled in for another ace! The priest was delirious with joy. What a day! The church was full, Mass was wonderful, and he aced two holes in a row without being seen.

He had 15 minutes left, and hole #8 was a brutal 560 yard par 5 with a forced carry in front of the green. The priest hit another drive, and it kept going on, and on, then somehow it jumped over the water hazard and rolled right into the cup. "Three aces in a row! The Priest was happier than he'd ever been in his life.

Up in Heaven, St. Peter had noticed the Lord taking an interest in one of his sons, and he watched as the Priest holed out on the par four then the par five. He turned to God and said, "Lord, Father Joe is not allowed to play golf on Sundays, but You allowed him to ace three holes in a row. What will happen to him now? Why did you allow him to play and ace all those holes?

God turned to St. Peter with a smile and said "Who is he going to tell about it?"

[MrParr1Noid]

Awesome jokes guys. Funnier'n you know what...

[GatorNate11]

This is one of the best threads I've read on here. Sure we've had some great ones making fun of various names or topics, but this one is just down right humorous.

[FLOGMR]

[b][i]A dad buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it at dinner. "Son, where were you today?" The son says "at school dad." Robot slaps the son! "Ok, I watched a DVD at my friends house!" "What DVD?" "Toy story." Robot slaps the son again! "Ok, it was a porno" cries the son. "What! When I was your age I didn't know what porn was" says the dad. Robot slaps the dad! Mom laughs "HaHaHa! He's certainly your son." Robot slaps the mom...
[/i][/b]

[GatorNate11]

Ohhhhhhh, that is hilarious and awful at the same time.

[utford]

A man goes every Saturday to play golf with his foursome. They tee off early in the morning, and he is always home by 1:00pm

One Saturday he goes to play his round of golf, and he doesn't return home until 5pm. His wife is livid, and wants to know why he is late.

The man explains "We were on the 4th hole, and Fred had a heart attack and dropped dead right on the course" - his wife replies stating that she is sorry that she questioned him.

The man continues "The rest of the day it was hit a shot, drag Fred, hit a shot, drag Fred - took forever to finish"

[TRoc9892]

Police are called to an apartment and find a woman holding a bloody 5-iron standing over a lifeless man.

The detective asks, "Ma'am, is that your husband?"

"Yes" says the woman.

"Did you hit him with that golf club?"

"Yes, yes, I did." The woman begins to sob, drops the club, and puts her, hands on her face.

"How many times did you hit him?"

"I don't know... five, six, maybe seven times... you know what, just put me down for a five."

[FLOGMR]

[size="6"]Astounding new element discovered[/size]
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Oxford University researchers have discovered the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (symbol=Gv) has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.[/size]

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called pillocks. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.

A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete. Govermentium has a normal half-life of 2 to 6 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass. When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium (symbol=Ad), an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium, since it has half as many pillocks but twice as many morons. __________________

[raidernut1234]

RM Golf... We have a WINNER!!! I just spit all over my keyboard. nicely done sir.

[Mr.Rob]

Very enjoyable thread. Thanks to all who contributed.

[BMDUB]

all hilarious

 

here's one i remember from a few years back.

 

http://www.funnyandj...h-a-hitman.html

 

Three friends were playing golf one beautiful Sunday morning, as usual, and they never missed a weekend. As one of them was about to take the first tee a guy, by himself, asked if he could join their flight. The friends looked at each other and figured "sure, why not," as they haven't played with anyone else in quite some time.

 

So they teed off and all four were getting along pretty well. Right about the turn, on the 9th hole, they were all chit chatting and getting to know one another. Curious, one of the friends asked the new guy what he did for a living and, funny enough, he told them he was a hitman. They all kind of laughed it off, and asked him again - this time seriously.

 

The stranger said "No really, I'm hitman. My gun is in my golf bag, I carry it everywhere I go. You can take a look if you don't believe me, I've never been dishonest."

 

So one of the guys in the group decided to take him up on the offer and, opening the bag, sure enough revealed a really nice rifle with huge scope mounted at the top. He got all excited about it. He said "WOW! I bet I can see my house through here! May I look through it?"

 

"Sure," said the stranger.

 

So the man looked around for a second and said "HELL YEAH! You can! I can even see through my windows into my bedroom. There's my wife, naked. Sweet! Isn't she beautiful? WAIT! There's my next door neighbor! He's naked too! And he's in my room!"

 

This upset the golfer, terribly, so he asked the hitman how much he would charge for a hit. The hit man replied "It's $1000 every time I pull the trigger." The man said "$1000, ouch! Well, OK. I want two hits. I want you to shoot my wife right in the mouth. She's always nagging at me and I can't stand it. Then I want you to shoot my neighbor right in the crotch, for screwing around with my wife."

 

The hit man agrees, gears up and takes aim through the scope. He's looking for what has to be 10 minutes. The golfer begins to get impatient and asks the hitman what he's waiting for. The hitman replies kind of anxiously, "Just hold on a minute... I'm about to save you a thousand bucks!"

 

 

 

This one had me in stitches lol.

[3JackWilly]

Haha this thread is simply amazing! It is great to read these jokes as I have never really heard many good golf jokes! Thanks to all those who post!

[FLOGMR]

Dave is at the club way too late one night in spite of having a nagging feeling he should be rushing home.....eventually he heads home only to find the house in total darkness. As he enters the house he sees a slim light coming from the bedroom....it dawns on him!!! [i][b]Today is my 30th wedding anniversary...I am in deep s***!!!![/b][/i]
he opens the door to see his wife of 30 years laying on the bed wearing a black negligee
She says..."Dave...do you remember this outfit?" .......He takes a second look.
"Yeah I do....you wore it on our wedding night"
"Do you remember what you thought that night Dave??"
Dave replies...."You bet...I thought I wanted to "Do" you until your boobs went flat and your brain went dead"
"What do you think now Dave?"



[i][b]"MISSION ACCOMPLISHED"[/b][/i]

Dave is still sleeping on the sofa

[GatorNate11]

Hahahahahaha, ohhhhh that's just hilarious.

[MrParr1Noid]

WILL I LIVE TO SEE 80 ?

Here's something to think about...At age 65, I finally had to look for a new doctor.

After 2 visits, and numerous and exhaustive lab tests, he said that I was doing "fairly well" for a man of my age.

A little concerned with that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think that I'll live to be 80?".

He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?"

No, I replied, and I'm not doing drugs either.

Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?

I said, "Not much. My former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"

"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?"

 

"No, I don't," I said.

 

He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"


"No," I said.

He looked at me and said, "Then, why do you even care."

[FLOGMR]

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[MrParr1Noid]

Dave stood over his tee shot on the 450 yard 18th hole for what seemed an eternity.

 

He waggled, looked up, looked down, waggled again, but didn't start his back swing.

 

Finally his exasperated partner Bill asked, ‘What the heck is taking so long?'

 

'My wife is watching me from the clubhouse balcony,' Dave explained. 'I want to make a perfect shot.'

 

His companion Bill said .....

 

'You don't have a chance in hell of hitting her from here.'

[tembolo1284]

I love this thread.

[FLOGMR]

This is not a joke...it is a question for the mods.........why does this thread automatically drop from my "Watched topics" list. I contribute to this thread....I have clicked "Watch topic" numerous times but it just keeps dropping out of the list,,,,,,,,WHY???

Before I get the usual smart a$ comments....no I do not do it myself accidentally...and yes I do know how to manage my watched topics.

Any real explanation???

[GatorNate11]

I've had the same thing happen to several topics I've watched.

[FLOGMR]

Got a PM from one of the Mods saying that their IT guys have fixed the problem.....we'll see

[Ed Settle]

Ed and Nancy met while on a singles cruise. They were immediately attracted to each other, and spent all their days together sunning on the deck. When they discovered they lived in the same city, only a few miles apart, Ed was ecstatic. When they got back home, he immediately started asking her out.

 

Within just a few weeks, Ed had taken Nancy to dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, movies, and museums. Ed became convinced that Nancy was indeed his soul mate and true love. Every date seemed better than the last.

 

On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Ed took Nancy to a fine restaurant. While having cocktails and waiting for their salad, Ed said, "I guess you can tell I'm very much in love with you. I'd like a little serious talk before our relationship continues to the next stage.

 

Before I get a little box out of my pocket and ask you a life changing question, it's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut. I play golf, I read about golf, I spend my weekends watching golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe golf. Some days, that's all I can think about. If that's going to be a problem for us, you'd better say so now!"

 

Nancy took a deep breath and responded, "Ed, that certainly won't be a problem. I love you as you are, and I love golf too; but, since you're being totally honest with me, I need to be totally honest with you too. Until I met you on the cruise, I had spent the past ten years being a hooker."

 

"Oh wow! I see," Ed replied........... He, paused, looked down at the table, and was silent for a moment. Nancy was afraid she had blown her chance to marry a really nice man.

Ed sat there silently, deep in serious thought, then he quickly replied, "You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball."

 

Does she have a sister? LOL

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