Axis1 Putters CAPTION THIS CONTEST: Give us your best shot!

[Bunker2Bunker]

True beauty is draining putts all day.

But it still looks like a speculum mated with a rake.

[Ace Underhill]

"Not your Grandpa's putter."

[Imp]

The new Axis putter redefines "plumbers neck".

Putting the function over form. (Apple... eat your heart out).

Axis smaxis. It just works.

Yeah it's different, so's your mother.

It's more different than you!

Chromosones have more in common than these putters.

Never before has a putter been more butter.

[jwalaballa]

It looks like a flamingo standing on one leg, except flamingos are actually somewhat pretty looking........

[jwalaballa]

What do I call my Axis1 putter? (Smooches putter) MONEY!!!!!!

[obrientf]

"Look at all this technology ... I'll stick with my persimmon woods and bullseye putter."

[ThunderBuzzworth]

Axis1- don't make us beg

[laweijfmvo]

those grooves are obviously painted.

lock this thread up, thanks.

[Kratus977]

Axis1 comes complete with a 30 day money back guarantee and an apology letter for being so ugly.

[bearnow22]

Design Engineer "You want me to do what with that piece of metal?!?!?! Why don't I just take a dump on auto-cad and see what comes up.....(pause); looks about like what I expected"

[joey2aces]

you can put lipstick on a pig but it's still a pig.

Axis1...How's the putter look??? It's got a great personality.

[ThunderBuzzworth]

Axis1- "knock it down... The putt not the brand"

"tour issue putters for everyone"

"For the golfer that has everything"

"Round of golf at pebble beach- $400, Drinks before the round- $80, seeing the look on your buddies face when you pull out the axis1 on the putting green- PRICELESS"
"There are some things money can't buy, for everything else..... Never mind, there is no way I would spend actual money on this"

[deegenutz]

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[color=#282828]From unconventional to ugly, chances are Axis1 has heard it all about their putters. However, they are designed to be "perfectly balanced" and with that comes a non-traditional design. They are VERY CONFIDENT in their product and want you to a believer, but first, they want your best shot.[/color]

Caption this photo above. NO. HOLDS. BARRED. Tell the truth (Keep it PG-rated, people).

They'll be an announcement for a few we judge as the best.

GO!

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"Holy twisted putter Batman"

[vtnerf]

"Things like that are illegal in 27 states. And strongly frowned upon in 12 others."

[Ricky_W666]

"Science is allowed to be ugly, your scorecard isn't"

[jabrch]

You scratch my back, I'll put your putts in the hole!

[Torrey4Life]

That's a face not even a mother could love.

So ugly it HAS to work.

I wouldn't touch that with YOUR ball.

[Torrey4Life]

"The moped of the golf world"

"It's not just conforming, it's con-fugly"

[Torrey4Life]

Finally, a putter that looks like how I actually putt

[LeftyForDayz]

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those grooves are obviously painted.

lock this thread up, thanks.
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Axis1 Putters:

Still uglier than this post.




**This is actually a fun thread. No reason to ruin it.

[ballana]

"Remember how you said you don't care what your putter looks like, just how it performs...let's put that to the test!"

[PGood]

How long did the doctor say you had to putt with that?

[ShortSticks]

Axis-1: The easiest way to get your playing partners to double-up on the bet.

[Mitchell]

If ugly was bricks, the Axis1 would be a mansion!

[Mitchell]

Even Jack Hamm would be ashamed to endorse the Axis1.

[ShortSticks]

Axis 1: Good thing there are no pictures on the scorecard.

[ShortSticks]

Axis 1: Do you really think we would make something this ugly if it did not work?

[Mitchell]

P.T. Barnum said even he couldn't sell tickets to that show.

[Torrey4Life]

Epitome of "function over form"

This putter fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!

[Mitchell]

Ripley saw it and said, "you expect me to believe THAT is a putter?!"