MD/VA/DC Golfers - Ten Seconds or Less

[misplacedtexan83]

on to the most important stuff: the betting. here's what we've agreed to.

 

Bet 1: The Winter Pinehurst Sojurn Invitational

Your best four round total (NET) vs everyone else's best. Triple bogey max. Basically, you get one throw away round.

$25 each entry, winner take all.

 

Bet 2: The CityGame

Your best NET differential vs. everyone else's best. Can be any of 5 scheduled rounds.

$15 entry, winner take all.

 

Bet 3: The Standard

In effect every round. Two man teams. NET Best Ball. Teams rotate each round.

$5 Nassau.

 

i've always wanted to do #1 on a trip in some form. never had the guys who cared enough to do it. #2 is a awesome reward to the best round played all trip. and #3 is a no brainier, just to keep juices going.

 

the grint's gonna do all the heavy lifting in regards to calculating stuff. i have a 4th bet planned, but it's much work for what's probably a small payoff.

 

but if it comes to fruition...

 

Bet 4: The Money Ball

Take your best gross score for each of the 18 holes and add them up. lowest total wins. 5 rounds played, so you'll have 5 chances to make your best number on each hole. par is irrelevant. obviously the "weight" of par 3s are worth more, as a par there is one better than a par 4 and two better than on a par 5.

$0. probably just a fun exercise. i do think that the winning score will be a sub 72 total.

 

Add the chipping board bet...so going to eat at that restaurant and try it...

 

Sorta funny foot story. . .

 

I took drawing in college and the final project one semester was "Draw an interior space".

 

So I pulled my pants down around my ankles and did a drawing of the inside of my pants and had my feet sticking out. I also drew a horrible looking bathroom tile floor and the rim of a toilet seat between my legs.

 

Anyway, when we did critiques, a couple people started commenting on how funny I made my little toes. And, I was like, "that's what they look like."

 

Everyone was like, "oh".

 

Now you want to know but only me, Anne and Kent will ever know.

 

Painting or it didn't happen...

Basically, it looked like this, but like if I actually put some work into it. . .

 

 

 

City that my boy... those little toes do look odd but your balance is really good, so you grew into them ;)

[TheCityGame]

That's not what they looked like in the original. THose are just squiggles above.

[JJCOOP7]

I guess Tex lost my email address

[SullGolf]

Hey Tex. When you see this, can you give JJ a call to get his email address?

[mtn1414]

Tex, PM Sully if you got his message to call JJ to get his email address.

[siegel159]

Tex, text MTN to let him know you got his message to pm Sully about his message to call JJ to get his email address.

[eagle1997]

i just released a carrier pigeon a second ago. it's currently flying to tex re: seagull's post about MTN's notice regarding sully's PM message to have him email JJ.

[misplacedtexan83]

I guess Tex lost my email address

 

Well, I didn't throw it up to the entire board than just choose people, so I have that going for me.

 

I randomly asked Eagle in a late night text barrage. DT and I talked about and we said lets do it again. Then the pieces just fell into place.

 

Kent might need a person....

[mtn1414]

I guess Tex lost my email address

 

Well, I didn't throw it up to the entire board than just choose people, so I have that going for me.

 

I randomly asked Eagle in a late night text barrage. DT and I talked about and we said lets do it again. Then the pieces just fell into place we invited ourselves to MTN's sister's house again.

 

Kent might need a person....

 

FTFY

[therealsneek]

Eagle, I did a little research for you. You might find this useful for your little exercise:

 

 

[therealsneek]

Just saw you guys aren't playing Talamore. That's Kent. This should mirror your schedule:

 

 

[eagle1997]

Eagle, I did a little research for you. You might find this useful for your little exercise:

 

 

 

AMAZING, thanks so much!

 

as i read it, taking the lowest par of each hole available, it works out to a par 59. 13 par 3s, 5 par 4s, no par 5s. now, that doesn't mean our best score will be on those par 3s... but it does give a good indication of what holes have the biggest built in advantage.

[vtnerf]

Sneek with da 59!

[misplacedtexan83]

I guess Tex lost my email address

 

Well, I didn't throw it up to the entire board than just choose people, so I have that going for me.

 

I randomly asked Eagle in a late night text barrage. DT and I talked about and we said lets do it again. Then the pieces just fell into place we invited ourselves to MTN's sister's house again.

 

Kent might need a person....

 

FTFY

 

Now now, we never mentioned staying at your sister's house until you brought it up. We said it would be nice but we might need to find some other place to stay. Then we planned the whole trip around staying at her house...

 

This guy..

[eagle1997]

i personally cannot wait until my first conference call at mtn's sister's house.

[misplacedtexan83]

i personally cannot wait until my first conference call jerk it at mtn's sister's house.

 

FTFY..

[mtn1414]

i personally cannot wait until my first conference call at mtn's sister's house.

 

Don't ruin it. You're the first brown person allowed in who isn't there to work.

[vtnerf]

[eagle1997]

that tears it... gonna be upper deckers in every facility.

[t4t3r]

Nothing to add but the course lineups for both trips are most excellent.

[Puppetmaster]

Tiger Woods hype video...

 

[JJCOOP7]

Everyone needs to stop what they're doing and listen to the no laying up podcast episode 62. Go to a 47 minute mark for the most epic Dustin Johnson story ever

 

 

[Gmen1204]

Everyone needs to stop what they're doing and listen to the no laying up podcast episode 62. Go to a 47 minute mark for the most epic Dustin Johnson story ever

He was probably getting more a** than a toilet seat.

[eagle1997]

Tiger Woods hype video...

 

https://twitter.com/...567560626872320

 

this killed me. a must watch if you like Gus Johnson.

 

https://twitter.com/Skratch/status/819668408224645120/video/1

[therealsneek]

Tiger, DJ, and J-Day in the same pairing for Thursday and Friday! ZERO amount of work will be getting done on the east coast... ok mainly in my cube.

[TheCityGame]

Tiger Woods hype video...

 

https://twitter.com/...567560626872320

their YouTube account is great.

[TheCityGame]

Everyone needs to stop what they're doing and listen to the no laying up podcast episode 62. Go to a 47 minute mark for the most epic Dustin Johnson story ever

"Talk to Dustin. He's handling our PR". #quoteOfTheYear

 

I want Dustin and Natalie to have a baby. A really really dumb baby who can golf dat ball. God, she's dumb.

[vtnerf]

WTF are the Wiz and Celts wearing?

[PAmatt83]

There are some fun putts to be putted on the TR putting green. Good place for a game of "Horse".

Me and Gmen played the other day, started on the back and when we got done with the front, played some horse on the 9th green.

Never had the chance for such, but little things like that that help ur motor skills.. we won't talk about the winners status

[TheCityGame]

WTF are the Wiz and Celts wearing?

Things to sell.

 

Sometimes I don't even know what I'm watching with John Wall. The speed happens at a level that I just don't have basketball memories to map it onto.