MD/VA/DC Golfers - Ten Seconds or Less

[FAbb]

You know. . .

 

#DontSellYourselfShort

 

I'd be taller, if I wasn't wearing my driving shoes in the picture.

 

#DontSellYourselfShort

 

#DrivingShoes

[DT15]

Today is my wife's bday. We have been running around all day. I have dropped her off at the door, then ran through the rain a solid 6-7 times at various stops. It is definitely not nice outside. Its actually the epitome of dreadful.

 

In related news, anyone here ever get a pedicure? That was one stop of the day. Will bang again.

 

Other related news, seeing City's picture reminds me, is Erick still alive? I'm not even 100% sure its Erick, but I think it was. Username started with a K maybe. City's friend?

 

Be honest with us, Siegel. Did your sleep problems start when DT broke it to you that your swing is only the 7th sweetest among the superfriends?

 

He only put me at #7 because he hasn't seen my new swing since the new swing changes I implemented two days ago.

 

Swing change eh? You should settle in nicely to that #9 spot then... No wonder you're not sleeping.

[Kent01putt]

I DO PEDDY's once a month the pediatrics said to do it. Didn't like going in there the first time, felt like losing your man card. Now I love going and don't give a sh!T ABOUT ANY MAN CARD

[FAbb]

I DO PEDDY's once a month the pediatrics said to do it. Didn't like going in there the first time, felt like losing your man card. Now I love going and don't give a sh!T ABOUT ANY MAN CARD

 

Best Kent post ever.

[baddomes]

I DO PEDDY's once a month the pediatrics said to do it. Didn't like going in there the first time, felt like losing your man card. Now I love going and don't give a sh!T ABOUT ANY MAN CARD

 

#postoftheyear

 

we will never lose this post.

[FAbb]

I DO PEDDY's once a month the pediatrics said to do it. Didn't like going in there the first time, felt like losing your man card. Now I love going and don't give a sh!T ABOUT ANY MAN CARD

 

#postoftheyear

 

we will never lose this post.

 

 

[eagle1997]

never seen such an aggressive use of caps from kent. ever. had to be memorialized in meme form.

 

 

#PEDDYSftw

[eagle1997]

You know. . .

 

 

 

#DontSellYourselfShort

 

another angle. i think it's just what JJ does when standing. kinda like your contraposto move, but much more more awkward.

 

[misplacedtexan83]

You know. . .

 

 

 

#DontSellYourselfShort

 

another angle. i think it's just what JJ does when standing. kinda like your contraposto move, but much more more awkward.

 

 

Creepiest is VT and Im assuming MTN.. clownish creepy.

 

Best is Diagnose...

[FAbb]

[dcmidnight]

The use of 'pediatrics' really makes this...

[jhbangas]

The use of 'pediatrics' really makes this...

 

Beat me to it. Top notch work

[FAbb]

The use of 'pediatrics' really makes this...

 

Everything about it really makes this.

[jhbangas]

I didn't realize Dolorous Edd won in Abu Dhabi.

 

[TheCityGame]

Last year for like a month I was talking about getting a pedi before going to Carolina, then I was driving to Carolina and I was like, "I forgot to get a pedi."

 

Maybe I'll break the seal this year.

 

Maybe I'll go with Kent.

 

Who's your guy, Kent?

[gsrjc]

Anyone going to the Washington golf show in February.

[dcmidnight]

All the rain we've gotten the last couple of days makes me wonder if it will even dry out good enough to play tomorrow or if it will be complete mush. Hopefully the wind will help today. Did enjoy looking last night of the snowstorm we got right @ this time last year. Every week we can get by without snow sticking to the ground is another week closer to spring.

[Golfer827]

All the rain we've gotten the last couple of days makes me wonder if it will even dry out good enough to play tomorrow or if it will be complete mush. Hopefully the wind will help today. Did enjoy looking last night of the snowstorm we got right @ this time last year. Every week we can get by without snow sticking to the ground is another week closer to spring.

 

Or another week closer to an early spring blizzard. Heck, last year it didn't get consistently above 70 until June.

 

Then again, I believe that is another El Niño year.

[Kent01putt]

Last year for like a month I was talking about getting a pedi before going to Carolina, then I was driving to Carolina and I was like, "I forgot to get a pedi."

 

Maybe I'll break the seal this year.

 

Maybe I'll go with Kent.

 

Who's your guy, Kent?

 

It ain't a guy, her name is Anne and if you have a foot fetish(which I think you might have cause your from Maine) City you will like her

[JJCOOP7]

You know. . .

 

 

 

#DontSellYourselfShort

 

Funny story.

 

So ccmvp and golfer d couldn't stand still and were kind of rocking back and forth.

 

Someone taking picture said I can't see JJ, so I said screw it and got on tippy toes

[eagle1997]

Two separate pics JJ. Two.

 

City foot fetish: confirmed.

[TheCityGame]

Two separate pics JJ. Two.

 

City foot fetish: confirmed.

827 thinks I have a shemale thing.

 

If you combine the two, I guess I'm just into men's feet.

[Puppetmaster]

Hey guys, former long time lurker here, recently did a Google search for “pediatrics peddy man card” and this thread came up. I figured I know a little about golf and there’s a pediatrics discussion going on, so why not introduce myself. I like long walks on the beach, collect Care Bears, and drink on Fridays (along with days that end in “y”).

[JJCOOP7]

Two separate pics JJ. Two.

 

City foot fetish: confirmed.

 

Oh no- I was tippy-toes for a lil while there. I remember thinking, "can someone just take the pic and get over with this"

[FAbb]

Hey guys, former long time lurker here, recently did a Google search for “pediatrics peddy man card” and this thread came up. I figured I know a little about golf and there’s a pediatrics discussion going on, so why not introduce myself. I like long walks on the beach, collect Care Bears, and drink on Fridays (along with days that end in “y”).

 

Welcome to the madness!

 

What's your preferred traj and spin with the driver?

 

Have you ever thought about which Mortal Kombat character would make the best golfer?

 

Do you like you whips slammed, sitting on dub deuces?

[FAbb]

Have you guys seen this sweet new putting aid on the front page? It features sleek industrial design, inspired by the female genitalia.

 

http://www.golfwrx.com/425250/london-design-firm-introduces-puttout-training-aid/

 

They've even got a catchy slogan - "PuttOut Golf; Grab your putting by the pu*$y"

[Puppetmaster]

Hey guys, former long time lurker here, recently did a Google search for “pediatrics peddy man card” and this thread came up. I figured I know a little about golf and there’s a pediatrics discussion going on, so why not introduce myself. I like long walks on the beach, collect Care Bears, and drink on Fridays (along with days that end in “y”).

 

Welcome to the madness!

 

What's your preferred traj and spin with the driver?

 

Have you ever thought about which Mortal Kombat character would make the best golfer?

 

Do you like you whips slammed, sitting on dub deuces?

 

High and 30 yards right.

 

Sub Zero obviously, that would be like, omg, so mad epic tight.

 

The only sitting on deuces I do is on the can, with baby wipes and a roll of Charmin in hand. None of that Angel Soft junk here.

[TheCityGame]

Have you guys seen this sweet new putting aid on the front page? It features sleek industrial design, inspired by the female genitalia.

 

http://www.golfwrx.c...t-training-aid/

 

They've even got a catchy slogan - "PuttOut Golf; Grab your putting by the pu*$y"

The motivation. . .

 

 

[XHoop24]

You know. . .

 

 

 

#DontSellYourselfShort

 

Funny story.

 

So ccmvp and golfer d couldn't stand still and were kind of rocking back and forth.

 

Someone taking picture said I can't see JJ, so I said screw it and got on tippy toes

 

I'm the gosh darn MVP of that entire get together, why would I stand still?

[JJCOOP7]

You know. . .

 

 

 

#DontSellYourselfShort

 

Funny story.

 

So ccmvp and golfer d couldn't stand still and were kind of rocking back and forth.

 

Someone taking picture said I can't see JJ, so I said screw it and got on tippy toes

 

I'm the gosh darn MVP of that entire get together, why would I stand still?

 

It's really all my fault. I shouldn't have tried to stand near your presence that evening.