Confessions 12 --- Exploding Heads

[Conrad1953]

So it's Friday night of a long weekend. All the rich guys like the Judge and Ninja

are jetting to golf resorts while us working stiffs slog and prod and look at pics

of Amazon women........which reminds me.......where's the Q?? Triple Troll alert.

 

We Canucks had a long week-end last week. Next ones will be June 24 (only Quebec, IIRC) and July 1

 

I believe Q crossed over to the other side. I've spotted him in a few threads I lurking. He went to sow his oats, he'll be back.

 

It's been in a deep sleep in here over the last couple of days.

 

I couldn't get involved with the Games of Thrones exchanges.

 

When my dad was still alive he would say he was going to "sit on the throne".

So, I thought Game of Thrones was a Howard Stern creation.

[Reasonability]

Reporting in from the Lear Jet. Gear down on final approach an undisclosed resort locale. Sally joined. She's in the head - shaving something I think... I hope.

 

HEY SALLY! SEAT BELT LIGHT IS ON! GET OUT OF THERE!

[mdgboxx]

So it's Friday night of a long weekend. All the rich guys like the Judge and Ninja

are jetting to golf resorts while us working stiffs slog and prod and look at pics

of Amazon women........which reminds me.......where's the Q?? Triple Troll alert.

 

We Canucks had a long week-end last week. Next ones will be June 24 (only Quebec, IIRC) and July 1

 

I believe Q crossed over to the other side. I've spotted him in a few threads I lurking. He went to sow his oats, he'll be back.

 

It's been in a deep sleep in here over the last couple of days.

 

I couldn't get involved with the Games of Thrones exchanges.

 

When my dad was still alive he would say he was going to "sit on the throne".

So, I thought Game of Thrones was a Howard Stern creation.

 

:rofl: We had the same reference up here in the French Colony.

 

I've heard to many horror stories about Dragons and Dungeons. I stay away from anything *anime*.

[Michael C.]

So it's Friday night of a long weekend. All the rich guys like the Judge and Ninja

are jetting to golf resorts while us working stiffs slog and prod and look at pics

of Amazon women........which reminds me.......where's the Q?? Triple Troll alert.

 

Every holiday weekend that I work I think why did I sign up for this. Lol But, here iam.

 

Triple Time!! Yes, there is such a thing as a GOOD triple!

 

It's not quite triple but it's nice when Friday rolls around.

 

I've just been lurking around these parts and you always know how to draw me out of the shadows late at night. Lmao

 

Straight + time and 1/2?

 

Tonight is a nonscheduled day so time & 1/2. Sunday night is my holiday so 8 hours straight whether I work or not plus 8 hours straight time for working. Plus, I get Sunday premium which add 25%. So, not quite the wage package of private sector unions but it's still pretty good.

[Conrad1953]

Reporting in from the Lear Jet. Gear down on final approach an undisclosed resort locale. Sally joined. She's in the head - shaving something I think... I hope.

 

HEY SALLY! SEAT BELT LIGHT IS ON! GET OUT OF THERE!

 

Well, I heard Sally was always good for a flyer lay lie. Nice of you to

chime in from final approach. When the flaps go down the dress goes

up......or so I've heard Sally say.

[bscinstnct]

Jeff Goldblums new home

 

 

Wait, sorry. Equal time for humiliation

 

 

[Reasonability]

Reporting in from the Lear Jet. Gear down on final approach an undisclosed resort locale. Sally joined. She's in the head - shaving something I think... I hope.

 

HEY SALLY! SEAT BELT LIGHT IS ON! GET OUT OF THERE!

 

Well, I heard Sally was always good for a flyer lay lie. Nice of you to

chime in from final approach. When the flaps go down the dress goes

up......or so I've heard Sally say.

 

Fun fact. A goat cannot hike it's leg - without help. :blush2:

[Michael C.]

Jeff Goldblums new home

 

 

Wait, sorry. Equal time for humiliation

 

 

 

Here's a blanket statement.

 

Horses use their tails to keep the flies away.

 

I have no idea what made me think of that. I gotta go. :D

[Michael C.]

Reporting in from the Lear Jet. Gear down on final approach an undisclosed resort locale. Sally joined. She's in the head - shaving something I think... I hope.

 

HEY SALLY! SEAT BELT LIGHT IS ON! GET OUT OF THERE!

 

Well, I heard Sally was always good for a flyer lay lie. Nice of you to

chime in from final approach. When the flaps go down the dress goes

up......or so I've heard Sally say.

 

Fun fact. A goat cannot hike it's leg - without help. :blush2:

 

How in the world do you kn........nevermind. See, I shoulda left. ;)

[DeNinny]

"When Reasy Met Sally" a WRX pr0n parody.

[Reasonability]

Al' a threads you'd never start. This one could be about Fun Facts.

 

- A staff bag can be cured with antibiotic cream.

 

- Range finders can be used to paint a missile target on people yelling mashed potatoes

 

- The Kuiper belt is rumored to be Dustin Johnson's next big sponsor

 

- A micro-fiber cloth can only be used properly by golf course pond gnats.

 

- When mud is stuck to a ball in the fairway a ball flight lawyer sues himself.

[Palauan Hammer]

If I played a round of golf with Rosamund Pike I'm guessing my proximity to hole would improve as well as strokes gained :D

[Conrad1953]

If I played a round of golf with Rosamund Pike I'm guessing my proximity to hole would improve as well as strokes gained :D

 

I think you would gladly suffer a few slow play penalties. A 5 hour round

may not be so bad after all, lol.

[Conrad1953]

Al' a threads you'd never start. This one could be about Fun Facts.

 

- A staff bag can be cured with antibiotic cream.

 

- Range finders can be used to paint a missile target on people yelling mashed potatoes

 

- The Kuiper belt is rumored to be Dustin Johnson's next big sponsor

 

- A micro-fiber cloth can only be used properly by golf course pond gnats.

 

- When mud is stuck to a ball in the fairway a ball flight lawyer sues himself.

 

Staff bag sounds awful, lol. I would never wish that infection on any man.

[Palauan Hammer]

Funny "mashed potatoes" type story. I was watching the Irish Open last week on GC. Rory tee's off and some random dude yell's "get in the hole" and immediately someones else sarcastically says "get out of the course" toward the dude who yelled followed by the gallery having a good chuckle LOL.

[Conrad1953]

Funny "mashed potatoes" type story. I was watching the Irish Open last week on GC. Rory tee's off and some random dude yell's "get in the hole" and immediately someones else sarcastically says "get out of the course" toward the dude who yelled followed by the gallery having a good chuckle LOL.

 

Haha, I'm glad to hear gallery members are "working the problem", lol. I hope

someone caught the guy on their phone and put up a youtube of him. We gotta

out these guys!!

[Palauan Hammer]

Thanks Reasy I'm now listening and drumming along to "Sally" songs, first up Eric Clapton, followed by Gucci Crew LOL Whoooooaaaaaa ohhh oh o Sally, (whew) dat girl

[Palauan Hammer]

Funny "mashed potatoes" type story. I was watching the Irish Open last week on GC. Rory tee's off and some random dude yell's "get in the hole" and immediately someones else sarcastically says "get out of the course" toward the dude who yelled followed by the gallery having a good chuckle LOL.

 

Haha, I'm glad to hear gallery members are "working the problem", lol. I hope

someone caught the guy on their phone and put up a youtube of him. We gotta

out these guys!!

 

Yeah, it's getting pretty ridiculous. I've heard all the arguments here on WRX about it. I'm not a fan of it personally. Because it's quiet when someone hits the dumb things yelled really stand out. I'd rather there be constant noise than some random stinky drunk dude trying to be funny.

[Reasonability]

Al' a threads you'd never start. This one could be about Fun Facts.

 

- A staff bag can be cured with antibiotic cream.

 

- Range finders can be used to paint a missile target on people yelling mashed potatoes

 

- The Kuiper belt is rumored to be Dustin Johnson's next big sponsor

 

- A micro-fiber cloth can only be used properly by golf course pond gnats.

 

- When mud is stuck to a ball in the fairway a ball flight lawyer sues himself.

 

Staff bag sounds awful, lol. I would never wish that infection on any man.

 

It's not a good thing. Acute stage SB can be resistant to antibiotics. Liberal air and sunshine therapy is called for -

 

AKA "backwards thong golf". Consult your physician before inviting Rosamund Pike to a thong golf outing.

 

LOL.

 

Hammy - Ride Sally Ride!

[Conrad1953]

Funny "mashed potatoes" type story. I was watching the Irish Open last week on GC. Rory tee's off and some random dude yell's "get in the hole" and immediately someones else sarcastically says "get out of the course" toward the dude who yelled followed by the gallery having a good chuckle LOL.

 

Haha, I'm glad to hear gallery members are "working the problem", lol. I hope

someone caught the guy on their phone and put up a youtube of him. We gotta

out these guys!!

 

Yeah, it's getting pretty ridiculous. I've heard all the arguments here on WRX about it. I'm not a fan of it personally. Because it's quiet when someone hits the dumb things yelled really stand out. I'd rather there be constant noise than some random stinky drunk dude trying to be funny.

 

LOL, you just reminded me of the REAL B.O. aka Beer Odor........Stinky is right.

[DeNinny]

Thanks Reasy I'm now listening and drumming along to "Sally" songs, first up Eric Clapton, followed by Gucci Crew LOL Whoooooaaaaaa ohhh oh o Sally, (whew) dat girl

 

That's some old school rap. LOL were you even born when that came out?

[Reasonability]

I watched a man at Quail Hollow literally threaten to pulverize another guy over that mashed potatoes bit. And it clearly would have gone in favor of the angry dude. The day is coming when it finally escalates out there and fights breaks out. Tic-toc on that one.

[Michael C.]

Al' a threads you'd never start. This one could be about Fun Facts.

 

- A staff bag can be cured with antibiotic cream.

 

- Range finders can be used to paint a missile target on people yelling mashed potatoes

 

- The Kuiper belt is rumored to be Dustin Johnson's next big sponsor

 

- A micro-fiber cloth can only be used properly by golf course pond gnats.

 

- When mud is stuck to a ball in the fairway a ball flight lawyer sues himself.

 

Staff bag sounds awful, lol. I would never wish that infection on any man.

 

It's not a good thing. Acute stage SB can be resistant to antibiotics. Liberal air and sunshine therapy is called for -

 

AKA "backwards thong golf". Consult your physician before inviting Rosamund Pike to a thong golf outing.

 

LOL.

 

Hammy - Ride Sally Ride!

 

Wait. Staff bags are bad? What if I have my name embroidered on it?

 

I need to get a new golf bag by July. ;)

[Conrad1953]

Al' a threads you'd never start. This one could be about Fun Facts.

 

- A staff bag can be cured with antibiotic cream.

 

- Range finders can be used to paint a missile target on people yelling mashed potatoes

 

- The Kuiper belt is rumored to be Dustin Johnson's next big sponsor

 

- A micro-fiber cloth can only be used properly by golf course pond gnats.

 

- When mud is stuck to a ball in the fairway a ball flight lawyer sues himself.

 

Staff bag sounds awful, lol. I would never wish that infection on any man.

 

It's not a good thing. Acute stage SB can be resistant to antibiotics. Liberal air and sunshine therapy is called for -

 

AKA "backwards thong golf". Consult your physician before inviting Rosamund Pike to a thong golf outing.

 

LOL.

 

Hammy - Ride Sally Ride!

 

Wait. Staff bags are bad? What if I have my name embroidered on it?

 

I need to get a new golf bag by July. ;)

 

I'm not playing golf with you if you have "staff bag" bro. :shok:

[Michael C.]

Al' a threads you'd never start. This one could be about Fun Facts.

 

- A staff bag can be cured with antibiotic cream.

 

- Range finders can be used to paint a missile target on people yelling mashed potatoes

 

- The Kuiper belt is rumored to be Dustin Johnson's next big sponsor

 

- A micro-fiber cloth can only be used properly by golf course pond gnats.

 

- When mud is stuck to a ball in the fairway a ball flight lawyer sues himself.

 

Staff bag sounds awful, lol. I would never wish that infection on any man.

 

It's not a good thing. Acute stage SB can be resistant to antibiotics. Liberal air and sunshine therapy is called for -

 

AKA "backwards thong golf". Consult your physician before inviting Rosamund Pike to a thong golf outing.

 

LOL.

 

Hammy - Ride Sally Ride!

 

Wait. Staff bags are bad? What if I have my name embroidered on it?

 

I need to get a new golf bag by July. ;)

 

I'm not playing golf with you if you have "staff bag" bro. :shok:

 

LMAO!! Horsepuckey!!! You would too. :D

 

BTW - I don't.

[Conrad1953]

 

 

Staff bag sounds awful, lol. I would never wish that infection on any man.

 

It's not a good thing. Acute stage SB can be resistant to antibiotics. Liberal air and sunshine therapy is called for -

 

AKA "backwards thong golf". Consult your physician before inviting Rosamund Pike to a thong golf outing.

 

LOL.

 

Hammy - Ride Sally Ride!

 

Wait. Staff bags are bad? What if I have my name embroidered on it?

 

I need to get a new golf bag by July. ;)

 

I'm not playing golf with you if you have "staff bag" bro. :shok:

 

LMAO!! Horsepuckey!!! You would too. :D

 

BTW - I don't.

 

Well, if your doc says you're cured I guess that would be OK. As long as

it isn't contagious. :D

[Reasonability]

Sounds like it could be just a minor case of Golf Clap.

 

Drink plenty of orange juice, turn to the east and pull my finger.

 

Might consider switching to those undies that promise no pinch - no sweat - no stink. That last part may come in handy in case I'm wrong.

[scotee]

Scoster has become such a slacker. What is he down to? A post a week? Weak!

Maybe we should get him a set of GMax irons with senior graphite shafts in them.

 

Where's Fellaheen? Aha, his Paypal account is flush. I know what he's up to.

 

Whatever happened to the husband of Mrs. Crab??

 

Stu, hey man, don't run too hard bro!! Gotta save posting energy!

 

I guess it's "call out" night haha.

 

Benden, wake up! It's 6AM where you're at. You have a tee time!

 

Ok Ok I get the hint. I am a lazy (I prefer efficient) poster. Actually just busy chasing grandkids and so happy to be there. I will leave you with a golf funny:

 

 

 

And something not so funny:

 

 

 

Happy Memorial Weekend to all my Confessing friends

[Palauan Hammer]

Thanks Reasy I'm now listening and drumming along to "Sally" songs, first up Eric Clapton, followed by Gucci Crew LOL Whoooooaaaaaa ohhh oh o Sally, (whew) dat girl

 

That's some old school rap. LOL were you even born when that came out?

 

Had to look up the year, 1987. I was 4 lol! Listened to some of that and 2 Live Crew in middle school hahahaha. Corrupted from a young age. My first 2 CD's were given to me by a visiting cousin Derek, Snoop Dogg "Doggystyle" and Smashing Pumpkins "Siamese Dream" I was in the 5th grade :)

[Reasonability]

Just read a tweet. Tiger lost a sock in the dryer.

 

Wait... standby....

 

He found it.

 

Phew. Close one there.