MD/DC/VA Golfers - This One Goes to Eleven

[2moreTerps]

 

super random alex noren video ... gets pretty cool at the end

 

 

this dude is kind of awesome

[baddomes]

Was he the guy who they said had such a strong grip that he was wearing two gloves during practice and had tendinitis in both wrists?

[FAbb]

Was he the guy who they said had such a strong grip that he was wearing two gloves during practice and had tendinitis in both wrists?

 

I don't know, but this picture of his hands was going around at one point.

 

EDIT: At least one article does say he wears 2 gloves to practice, but nothing about tendinitis.

 

[Gmen1204]

I saw that yesterday

[eagle1997]

i got blistahs on me fingers!

 

 

^^ zero chance anyone under 35 will get that.

[top.h]

deadlift hands

[SullGolf]

#datcorddoe

[FAbb]

#datcorddoe

 

Cord grips don't tear up Alex Noren's hands. Alex Noren's hands tear up cord grips.

[Gmen1204]

Was he the guy who they said had such a strong grip that he was wearing two gloves during practice and had tendinitis in both wrists?

 

I don't know, but this picture of his hands was going around at one point.

 

EDIT: At least one article does say he wears 2 gloves to practice, but nothing about tendinitis.

 

[TheCityGame]

Ya got city hands Mista Hoopah. . .been countin' money ya whole life.

[baddomes]

No chance I could leave callouses like those alone on my hands. They'd be constantly picked off.

[Ocgolfrick]

Here's the guy who yelled in Tiger's birdie attempt. He looks ....like the kind of guy who would yell in someone's birdie putt attempt.

 

[eagle1997]

looks like i just found my new avatar.

[FAbb]

Look at that lame visor. Low-crown, with baseball brim? C'mon, son.

[TheCityGame]

Here's the guy who yelled in Tiger's birdie attempt. He looks ....like the kind of guy who would yell in someone's birdie putt attempt.

 

This is the kind of guy who would play you and tell you he's a 3 on the first tee and then shoot 92 and tell you he had an off day. And that you're "really a scratch" when you shoot 78.

 

Then, he'd tell you he'd get you next time as he got into his X5 lease and drove back to his mother's for meatloaf.

[FAbb]

This is the kind of guy who would play you and tell you he's a 3 on the first tee and then shoot 92 and tell you he had an off day.

 

I shot an 85 on Saturday, not a 92. C'mon, son.

[eagle1997]

X5 is pretty nice. lots of room for clubs in the back.

[baddomes]

X5 is pretty nice. lots of room for clubs in the back.

 

"That's why I got it. Had the '16 but traded it in for the new one."

[Ocgolfrick]

Here's the link to "GET IN THE HOLE" guy apologizing to a volunteer marshall. I would hope this was quickly followed by an escort outside the gates.

https://twitter.com/...978837014536193

[TheCityGame]

Here's the link to "GET IN THE HOLE" guy apologizing to a volunteer marshall. I would hope this was quickly followed by an escort outside the gates.

https://twitter.com/...978837014536193

Gus Witherspoon letting him have it.

 

Collar not popped enough.

[baddomes]

I think it's ok to fight someone if they scream into your ear at a golf event. It doesn't matter if it's before during or after a golf swing.

[mtn1414]

more from saturday:

 

- we treated the new #1 (old #10 and our 10th hole of the day) like a rabid dog. MTN, GolferDrew and I smashed drives, then all stuck iron approaches within 15 feet. pretty cool on a 440 yard par 4. MTN converted the bird (net eagle), and i curled in the par (net bird), golferdrew tapped in for an easy par. top.h put the pin back in expert fashion.

 

- topper's being a bit hard on himself with his game. i thought he hit some very good shots, and had a few excellent putts and up and downs. the long game swing is like the opposite of what he does around the green. smooth as silk close in, a bit stilted and contrived with the longer clubs. take the tempo of your short game to your iron game/long game, and methinks you'll improve dramatically.

 

- golferdrew can flat out play. watch out for this guy. great move from the top. so much center face contact. controlled his traj. short game was rusty as was all of ours, on those greens. he's going to be taking some people's $$$ pretty soon.

 

- MTN was as heckle and jyde all day. love the footwork. bottom of the swing was just a bit off sometimes. putting and short game could use some work, but hey. last time he picked up his clubs was in november. obviously not as insane as most of us on here when it comes to winter golf. good to have him out, matt's a funny guy to have in a group. doesn't take himself too serious, which is nice.

 

- i was ok. 8 pars and a bird. lots of unforced errors tho. new bstone wedge was for 50-80 yards, sucked close in and on full shots. still need to get acclimated. the cobra ones were up and down. i hit two beautiful 5is that would be on my highlight reel for 2018 if i had made the follow up putts. also a few fatties that were unforgiveable. i might need to sneak in a round with a regulation size set and see if this is just winter rust or if it's club induced. i feel like i should be acclimated by now.

 

 

note: golferdrew is looking to play feb10. suggestions on a location? anyone else interested? looks like a cold snap is coming in here for a few days.

 

Quote of the day: We're looking for top.h's drive and Eagle walks over. He heads back towards the tee and finds top.h's ball.

 

Eagle: "The best way to find his drives is to go where he's looking and then walk back 20-30 yards towards the tee."

 

:cheesy:

[eagle1997]

i know we've had this discussion before, but who would you pick in a fight?

 

domes vs city

pq vs fabb, me and 827 (all at once)

siegel vs stix

sully vs someone with a soul

mtn vs a hugger

nerf vs someone who stole his sixpack

ocgolfrick vs tex (battle of the ballmark makers)

pamatt vs gmen

 

best smack talking prefight would undoubtedly be highbooming draws

 

 

post your own hypothetical fight/predicted outcome below.

[vtnerf]

http://video.dailymail.co.uk/preview/mol/2017/10/05/25077385506932107/636x382_MP4_25077385506932107.mp4

[bayrat88]

Guys when are we moving this thread over to the nolayingup message boards? We wouldn't have to worry about Sneek posting, he would be instantly banned by Tron.

[Ocgolfrick]

i know we've had this discussion before, but who would you pick in a fight?

 

domes vs city

pq vs fabb, me and 827 (all at once)

siegel vs stix

sully vs someone with a soul

mtn vs a hugger

nerf vs someone who stole his sixpack

ocgolfrick vs tex (battle of the ballmark makers)

pamatt vs gmen

 

best smack talking prefight would undoubtedly be highbooming draws

 

 

post your own hypothetical fight/predicted outcome below.

 

Domes vs. City (Winner: City. Too devious. Would stab you while peeing, etc.)

 

PQ vs. Fabb, Eagle, 827. (Winner : PQ. He's our version of Brock Lesnar)

 

Siegel vs Stix (Winner: Going to go with Stix here. Stix has the Country strong thing going on, and it took Siegel 4 months to figure out how to use a GIF, and has no sense of smell. He's already down to 4 of the 5 senses that God gave him, and heaven forbid he tries to use a fighting technique he learned on YouTube.)

 

 

Sully vs. Someone w/ a soul (Winner:Someone with a soul. If the fight is held in daylight it should be over quickly, unless Sully has applied so much sunscreen no one can get a hold of him.)

 

MTN vs. a hugger (MTN. Reminds me of Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino in this fight example)

 

OCGolfRick vs Tex (+10 OCGolfRick Nerd Rage perk= automatic winner)

 

Nerf vs Sixpack (Nerf- Craft Beer power!)

 

PaMatt vs GMen (PaMatt- he's like 40 years younger.)

[baddomes]

eagle vs fabb would be the first fight in history where people's limbs actually fall off, no one wins, and everyone cries.

[t4t3r]

 

 

[Gmen1204]

PaMatt vs GMen (PaMatt- he's like 40 years younger.)

[TheCityGame]

GTM :

 

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