The Hammer

[Mattro]

please don't laugh

I saw a commercial today that I haven't seen in forever for the Hammer driver by Jack Hamm. Has anyone ever hit these and is there any validity to this club?

[EnglishBob]

Great for beating on Gophers. Not so good for playing golf.







Oh, and POW!

[Grum]

Damn, I wanted to be first to saw POWWWWWWWWWWW!

[Bobcat43]

Do a quick search it was a forum favorite last summer if I remember right (not for it's performance on the course if memory doesn't fail me). Powwwwwwwwwwww

[Pinggolf04]

They have played that on the golf channel for a while now.... It is a joke....I saw a few in the used bin and hit them..... They need to play it at night so they might get a few drunk suckers to bite....LOL...

[dac]

i'm sorry, but when i hear hammer and powww, you can't help but laugh, or chuckle. i love it when he smashes balls over mountain ranges. my favorite.

[HEMIPHIL]

Sorry...I laughed before I even opened this thread.

[tbowles411]

Hee Hee!

POOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!

[thenewbie]

FYI, its extremely illegal. they actually show in the infomercial that the COR is through the roof.

[BEND OF THE RIVER GC]

POOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[titleistprov1man]

A friend of mine bought one for a hacker friend of ours as a joke. Just so we could yell POW when he hit it. It actually is fairly hot, but I swear its so closed you could almost hit your left shin with it.

[shallowdivots]

Sorry.

[Konrad]

Yes, it is illegal.

 

 

 

Yes, everyone is going to laugh.

 

 

 

No, you're not going to stop the POOOOOOWWWWWS!

 

 

 

[HipCheck]

Best....pic....ever...
Black denim golfers....RISE!!!
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[Bobcat43]

This thread will have 100 responses by this time Sunday!

[par36golfdeercreek]

POW!!!!!

[bossman641]

[quote name='HipCheck' post='883060' date='Jan 25 2008, 07:15 PM']Best....pic....ever...
Black denim golfers....RISE!!!
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Is it just me or does he have the lamest looking follow through ever? If I hadn't seen him hit the ball over mountain ranges I'd think he's a wuss.

[hoganfan924]

The only way to unleash the full potential of the hammer is to:

1. Be more tanned than George Hamilton
2. Wear a zodiac necklace

and

yell

[color="#FF0000"][size=6]POOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!![/size][/color]Love that 60 yard rope hook toward the mountain!

Don't forget to pickup the air wedge and Dr. Feelgood putter to complete the ensemble.

[BPavlet]

Laughing...................Laughing very hard!

[Geo]

[quote name='BPavlet' post='883199' date='Jan 25 2008, 07:59 PM']Laughing...................Laughing very hard![/quote]

Come on now, I know you can do better than that. Once upon a time I remember reading a story ROBOPTI posted on another site involving you and another LD guy and Mr. Hamm at a merchandise show. Time for you to put those high school typing skillz to the test.

[def]

Don't forget about Dr. Knockdown the 80* wedge for only $99.95. The website says "Use it from 30 yards in and save 5 strokes per round."

I love this too: "Top 10 reasons why you need one of these drivers"

10. Shaped Shaft and Head Technology reduce drag, creating the World's Fastest Driver.

9. These drivers [u][b]realy[/b][/u] work, and will be the best golf investment you've ever made. (really???)

8. 60-year-old golfers can now hit it 300 yards and feel young again on the tee box.

7. The other guys in your foursome will be jealous, because you're now 20 yards longer.

6. These drivers are DEAD STRAIGHT. Our Shaped Shaft Technology creates the biggest sweet spot ever seen, because it aligns the sweet spot to the ball. These drivers can cure any slice. Round shafts twist during your swing and spray the ball all over the place. The Aerospeed shaft being flat doesn't twist like a round shaft and keeps the ball dead on line.

5. 20 easy yards can save you 10 shots a round and drop your handicap by 5 strokes.

4. Take your longest drive right now and add 20 yards to it.

3. No one else has this technology: compared to these drivers, all competitive drivers are slow and outdated.

2. It is physically impossible not to add more yards to your tee shot with the Shaped Head and Shaft Technology.

and the number one reason you need one of these clubs:

1. 20 More Yards on the next Tee Shot - because the distance is built right into these clubs.

[titleistkid23]

This club is a joke. My club donates clubs to the iraq driving range for the soldiers and i saw the driver and the 3 wood in the bucket. I had to hit it just to see how much of a joke it is. The shaft for ANY swing speed is not really that at all lol. I have a swing speed of around 110 and around 285 carry. I hit it right across 2 fairways about 220. It was such a joke i would say that the shaft is unhitable for swingspeeds over 95. and don't even get me started on the 3 wood lol.

[loulou]

The wedge comes with a free mouthpiece.

[uncle rico]

[quote name='HipCheck' post='883060' date='Jan 25 2008, 07:15 PM']Best....pic....ever...
Black denim golfers....RISE!!!
[attachment=211619:dsc02310_small.jpg][/quote]


Those black Levi's are sweet, no wait they are POWWWWWWWWWWW.

BTY does John Daly know that the Hammer has raided his jewerly box. Look at that gold bracelet POWWWWWWWWWWW

Do you also get a free Alien Wedge if you order in the next 10 minutes.

[jva]

I Haven't stopped laughing since I opened this post and I am still laughing while I am typing this! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Newman]

[quote name='def' post='883215' date='Jan 25 2008, 10:16 PM']I love this too: "Top 10 reasons why you need one of these drivers"

10. Shaped Shaft and Head Technology reduce drag, creating the World's Fastest Driver. [color="#ff0000"](and the world's lamest sales pitch)[/color]

9. These drivers [u][b]really[/b][/u] work, and will be the best golf investment you've ever made. (really???) [color="#ff0000"](but can I afford it [b]and[/b] The Perfect Club too?)[/color]

8. 60-year-old golfers can now hit it 300 yards and feel young again on the tee box. [color="#ff0000"](isn't that what Viagra's for??)[/color]

7. The other guys in your foursome will be jealous, because you're now 20 yards longer. [color="#ff0000"](but that'll be balanced out by the fact that you're wearing tight black jeans)[/color]

6. These drivers are DEAD STRAIGHT. Our Shaped Shaft Technology creates the biggest sweet spot ever seen, because it aligns the sweet spot to the ball. These drivers can cure any slice. Round shafts twist during your swing and spray the ball all over the place. The Aerospeed shaft being flat doesn't twist like a round shaft and keeps the ball dead on line. [color="#ff0000"](and if you sail too close to the edge of the earth you'll fall off into space)[/color]

5. 20 easy yards can save you 10 shots a round and drop your handicap by 5 strokes. [color="#ff0000"](1 easy woman and a bottle of Jack can land you in jail)[/color]

4. Take your longest drive right now and add 20 yards to it. [color="#ff0000"](now multiply by the square root of pi and subtract 47...)[/color]

3. No one else has this technology: compared to these drivers, all competitive drivers are slow and outdated. [color="#ff0000"](so are the people that bought the club)[/color]

2. It is physically impossible not to add more yards to your tee shot with the Shaped Head and Shaft Technology. [color="#ff0000"](it's also physically impossible to lick your elbow)[/color]

and the number one reason you need one of these clubs:

1. 20 More Yards on the next Tee Shot - because the distance is built right into these clubs. [color="#ff0000"](you should see how far they fly when you throw them)[/color][/quote]

[volchris]

[quote name='jva' post='883299' date='Jan 25 2008, 11:12 PM']

I Haven't stopped laughing since I opened this post and I am still laughing while I am typing this! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/quote]

I couldn't agree more. This thread is killing me! I'm praying my wife doesn't hear me!!!!

Chris

[cb_golfer]

Jack Hamm is to golfers as David Hasselhoff is to lifeguards.

For your viewing pleasure..

[url="https://www.hammergolfshop.com/ver2/index.asp"]https://www.hammergolfshop.com/ver2/index.asp[/url]

[peaychris]

hamm kinda reminds me of this cat from happy gimore...

 

 

 

 

 

SHOOTER.....

[BPavlet]

Okay, yes I type like crap. So what?

So here is the story. Back in the early 90's I went to a golf show in Phoenix and "Black Denim Boy" was there and had a booth for his sh*tty club. Yes he also had a sh*tty club that long ago as well. He is at least consistent. So anyway, he had a distance caddy and a hitting net set up with a daily and a show "Long Drive" event. He had a dry erase board that had the "leader" for both and then had "Jack's" long drive on it.

So I go up and wait in line, pay the entry fee, I don't know maybe $10, and get my 3 balls. The 1st ball I hit, 30 past Crack Ham's. What does he do? Stops dead in his tracks during his little presintation about his sh*tty club and walks over to me and takes the club from me and tells me to leave.

What about the shot that I hit 30 past his that was 30 past the "average"leader, he says it was a mis-read and now the machine is broken. Contest over. BEAT IT.

With all this being said, he as been offered an invitation to many "World Championships" and has never showed. Why? Because he would get his "Black Denim *ss" handed to him.