The Links Lounge (*** NO POLITICS/RELIGION/LIV ***)

[Double Mocha Man]

Just now, Double Mocha Man said:

 

Look at those pseudo whitewalls!  I think they stole the wheels off Wylie's wagon.

 

[chisag]

7 minutes ago, Triple Lindy said:

BTW, @chisag, inspired by your avatar, I purchased a hat similar to what’s in your photo. Even though it felt like I was wearing a sombrero, I have to admit I enjoyed the extra shade!

 

 

... Welcome aboard! When I take it off in the sun, the difference is night and day. Not to mention the health benefits. I have a gray one I use when washing the white one. Funny thing is my $29 Walter Hagen hat is identical to the $50 Titleist hat, the only difference being the logo.  


 

[Double Mocha Man]

1 hour ago, touch said:

 

Roger NCL. So she's fancy with an E on the end. I've got it now. Thanks for the correction. 

 

That's why she threw all your fan letters in the trash.  😃

[Double Mocha Man]

45 minutes ago, Triple Lindy said:

Imagine my surprise to see my ball hit and bounce 20’ in the air, carrying to the center of the green. It had come down square on a sprinkler head. 

 

Rule #2 in golf:  Always aim away from the sprinkler heads.

[chisag]

4 minutes ago, Double Mocha Man said:

 

That's why she threw all your fan letters in the trash.  😃

 

 

... With the "e" that he didn't recognize is the Restraining Order still legally binding?  

[Double Mocha Man]

1 minute ago, chisag said:

 

 

... With the "e" that he didn't recognize is the Restraining Order still legally binding?  

 

The Restraining Order is still in effect.  As is mine for asking for her phone number so many times.

[NCLancer]

10 minutes ago, Double Mocha Man said:

 

That's why she threw all your fan letters in the trash.  😃

Plus they were written in crayon...

[chisag]

5 minutes ago, Double Mocha Man said:

The Restraining Order is still in effect.  As is mine for asking for her phone number so many times.

 

 

 

... So is the rumor true that Tom Cruise modeled his character based on you?


 

 

[Double Mocha Man]

13 minutes ago, chisag said:

 

 

 

... So is the rumor true that Tom Cruise modeled his character based on you?


 

 

 

It was based on a friend of mine who respects the sock...

[touch]

1 hour ago, Double Mocha Man said:

 

Look at those pseudo whitewalls!

 

Wow we finally have one. Nothing tickling your fancy enough about Loretta in her long pleated navy golfing skirt to inquire about her phone # DMM? 

I don't know, I'm probably giving Ms. L a 6. Did you know her father is way wealthy? 

 

 

Edited July 7, 2023 by touch

[chisag]

2 minutes ago, Double Mocha Man said:

 

It was based on a friend of mine who respects the sock...

 

 

... The ole "asking for a friend" routine. I don't blame you. 

[touch]

23 minutes ago, NCLancer said:

Plus they were written in crayon...

 

Crayon? Hell NCL I wrote those babies with the finest point Pilot pen available, and in cursive. Perhaps Brooke didn't care for the Jovan for men Sandalwood/Musk cologne spray that I spritzed on a few of them. 

 

😁

[Double Mocha Man]

8 minutes ago, chisag said:

 

 

... The ole "asking for a friend" routine. I don't blame you. 

 

Problem was, she knew I didn't have any friends...

[touch]

1 hour ago, Triple Lindy said:

Well it was definitely braised for my round yesterday! Forecast called for some of the lowest temps we’ve had in awhile, with a high of 93°. But the humidity was up. We still enjoyed the round. I birdied the first hole and went downhill from there! Putting was my nemesis on the front, with 3 3-putt bogeys. After a burger and beer at the turn, nothing went right. I knew it wasn’t going to be a good scoring day when I had a chance to save par after escaping from jail in the trees. Just needed a close wedge shot from about 50 yards to a pin that was about 10’ from the front of the green. I hit what I thought was a perfect 60°, that was going to drop just off the front edge and roll down the slight incline near the hole. Imagine my surprise to see my ball hit and bounce 20’ in the air, carrying to the center of the green. It had come down square on a sprinkler head. 
 

 

Not the landing on the sprinkler head. 😒 Thanks for giving us a recap TL. I like the picture. Does this hole feature a water carry for your tee shot, or is the tee box for the green in the distance to the left of the water? 

Way to troop it out in the heat and get around in. Was it straight into the pool when you got home? 

[touch]

In Duke Blue for you. 

 

Hey what a great idea to do a contest for the Women's US Open Lance. There has already been some good conversation and photos about the players and Pebble and day two is just starting. 

 

Thank you for creating it and being the commissioner. 

 

 

[Double Mocha Man]

3 minutes ago, touch said:

and photos

 

BTW, Charley can be discreet, doesn't have to be direct.  She can write her phone number on her forehead... 

[chisag]

1 hour ago, Triple Lindy said:

Just needed a close wedge shot from about 50 yards to a pin that was about 10’ from the front of the green. I hit what I thought was a perfect 60°, that was going to drop just off the front edge and roll down the slight incline near the hole. Imagine my surprise to see my ball hit and bounce 20’ in the air, carrying to the center of the green. It had come down square on a sprinkler head.

 

 

... Oh Boy I completely understand. Two winters ago I was 2 under on the front and we had about a 20mph wind dead at our backs and I hit a huge drive just over 320. It just cleared the flat and landed on the downslope, something I have never done before or since. (My pard hit it 370 from the tips 🤪) I was left with a tricky 40yd pitch to a front pin and decided to hit a knockdown 58* landing about 5 yards short and hopefully stopping near the hole after hopping on the green. Like you, I hit the side of a sprinkler head and it bounced sideways catching the slope and rolling in the water. With the pin tucked over a bunker and the wind 3/4 'ing I had no choice but to flop it well past the hole resulting in a 30 footer and a 2 putt, turning a birdie into a double bogie after hitting two darn near perfect shots. Game be crazy sometimes. 

[NJBigFish22]

23 minutes ago, touch said:

 

Crayon? Hell NCL I wrote those babies with the finest point Pilot pen available, and in cursive. Perhaps Brooke didn't care for the Jovan for men Sandalwood/Musk cologne spray that I spritzed on a few of them. 

 

😁

Maybe it was the inappropriate photo you included!  Canadians don’t play that way!

[NJBigFish22]

If we had a get together and I bring Charley at least I know she won’t be leaving with you picky dudes!

[chisag]

1 minute ago, NJBigFish22 said:

If we had a get together and I bring Charley at least I know she won’t be leaving with you picky dudes!

 

 

... Count me in. I am not a fan of glamour and makeup and prefer au naturale. Love the way Charley looks when playing. Although she would probably look at me and say "IS YOUR HEARING AID TURNED ON?" 

[Triple Lindy]

18 minutes ago, touch said:

 

Not the landing on the sprinkler head. 😒 Thanks for giving us a recap TL. I like the picture. Does this hole feature a water carry for your tee shot, or is the tee box for the green in the distance to the left of the water? 

Way to troop it out in the heat and get around in. Was it straight into the pool when you got home? 

That picture is from #10 tee box - about a 170 yard water carry from the whites. Didn’t hit the pool when I got home - straight to the shower. Even though we have dozens of good courses all around DFW, we decided to drive 85 miles to play. I was cooled off by the time I got home.

[touch]

Michelle looking cute. 

 

Edited July 7, 2023 by touch

[miamistomp]

57 minutes ago, Double Mocha Man said:

 

BTW, Charley can be discreet, doesn't have to be direct.  She can write her phone number on her forehead... 

 It is not so much picky- it is you are a wealthy woman- why choose the bimbo look ??

[Double Mocha Man]

4 minutes ago, miamistomp said:

 It is not so much picky- it is you are a wealthy woman- why choose the bimbo look ??

 

Charley teed off at 2:30 PDT.  I've dated a few women who had that look but I wouldn't have ever asked them out if they weren't quick-witted and smart.  That's kinda the bottom line...

[Double Mocha Man]

2 hours ago, Double Mocha Man said:

 

That's why she threw all your fan letters in the trash.  😃

 

Just send her a bag of 27 "e"s and you'll be all caught up. 😁

[Double Mocha Man]

4 minutes ago, Double Mocha Man said:

Just send her a bag of 27 "e"s and you'll be all caught up. 😁

 

I once sent ChipStrokes a big bag of capital letters....

[miamistomp]

Chip ?

 

[chisag]

... Double Mocha be like:

[touch]

Charlie schmarlie I'll play 18 with or go out to dinner with Lexi. 😄 Just a true pretty and classy looking lady Lexi is. Just look at her in that navy print top she is wearing tonight with her pretty hair all up in a visor.

Growl.  

 

Nellie and Lexi are paired together in the feature group on Peacock, and that is what I am watching. 

 

 

[NJBigFish22]

1 minute ago, touch said:

Charlie schmarlie I'll play 18 with or go out to dinner with Lexi. 😄 Just a true pretty and classy looking lady Lexi is. Just look at her in that navy print top she is wearing tonight with her pretty hair all up in a visor.

Growl.  

 

Nellie and Lexi are paired together in the feature group on Peacock, and that is what I am watching. 

 

 

Lexi does nothing for me, don’t know exactly what it is.