You know you are addicted to golf when......

[koiom]

1) when you rip the cast off your fractured arm and wrist one week early because you're sure it's is healed enough to play 18 holes
2) when during the previous 7 weeks of golfless torture you were cursing every sunny weekend because it was perfect golfing weather
3) when you couldn't wait for your cast laden arm and wrist to be healed enough to hold a putter so you could at least practice your stroke

[PutterHo]

you have a Golfwrx account.

[barkydog1]

You take your twin 4 year old sons to the driving range and sneak some of their balls into your pile when they're not looking...

[goaliescott]

you have the afternoon off, but being December it's 38 degrees out.
"Hmm, nice and sunny today, I'll wear something dark to soak up the sunshine,
yep, plenty warm to walk 9...."

While driving to the course you put a couple of balls on the dash, so the defroster will warm them up.

Since you're worried about the possibility that titanium may become brittle in low temperatures, not to mention
your golfwrx-approved 140mph swing speed, you stick with stainless fairways off the tee. (Besides, the ground
is so hard that it just wouldn't be sporting to drive all of the par fours....)

[eric_b]

When you're wife knows the work out routines of both Jhonny Vegas and Camilo Villegas......man, I have a problem.

[RickK]

You start having what could be chest pains on the 15 hole but you are only 3 over for the day (10 handicap). Your buddies want you to go in or call the doctor/ambulance but you convince them you are ok so you can finish the round.

[tesuquegolfer]

When you have a golf ball sized hole in the stucco on the house from crushing one through a worn out golf net, or when you have a golf ball sized hole in the inside of the garage door from crushing one through the net (I see what that target that goes on the net is for now).

[ping rat]

You order a $2000.00 tool so you can remill putters just because.

[kellygreen]

[quote name='gpo' timestamp='1213127194' post='1110829']
10. You have a tee in your pocket and you haven't been to a golf course today.
9. Your clubs are in your trunk during the entire season.
8. When someone says she is a ho. You think I did not know she liked buying golf clubs.
7. You made your kids name their chipmunks Chip and Putt.
6. Your wife stopped asking where you were, instead when you walk in the door she asks what did you shoot?
5. You have a putter in your office.
4. The best day of your life will be when the 909 comes out and you no longer have to feel guilty about not buying the D2.
3. From April until October you have at least one club on order everyday.
2. Your wife introduces you to the new neigbhors The Camerons and the first thing you ask is do you know Scotty.
1. The last three times you argued with someone about who was better Jack or Tiger you got into a fist fight.
[/quote]

When its snowing and you're trying to figure out how to clear off a patch of turf so you can get some work in.

[golfmonday]

when going to look at new cars, you bring your golf clubs to see how they fit in the trunk.

[golfmonday]

also, how well your friends clubs will fit.

[HoosierHacker89]

When you have bought or owned every single club in your bag, your dads bag, your brothers bag, your best friends bag, and every single one of your playing partners has at least 1 club you used to own.

When you look at everyone's witb, and have a hard time finding a witb that doesn't have atleast 1 club you've owned the same model of in the past

[kellygreen]

[quote name='HoosierHacker89' timestamp='1323897000' post='3939801']
When you have bought or owned every single club in your bag, your dads bag, your brothers bag, your best friends bag, and every single one of your playing partners has at least 1 club you used to own.

When you look at everyone's witb, and have a hard time finding a witb that doesn't have atleast 1 club you've owned the same model of in the past



[/quote]

Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a winner.....

[where did it go?]

When you are considering taking a new job in a different state and you look for good golf courses before good schools.

[backinthegame]

when you have so much trouble sleeping the night before a round, that you are seriously considering ambien.
Tell me I'm not alone on this one.

[HoosierHacker89]

[quote name='backinthegame' timestamp='1323968377' post='3943475']
when you have so much trouble sleeping the night before a round, that you are seriously considering ambien.
Tell me I'm not alone on this one.
[/quote]

It has happened to me. I've had nights where i would get off work around 1 or 2 and be ready to play at 8 or 9. I would just stay up all night because i was so excited to play the next morning. I gotta tell having a tee time early in the morning is like christmas morning for a kid to me. I have also lost sleep the night after a round wondering why i blew that round, but hey if golf is the only thing that keeps me up at night i am doing alright.

[GatorNate11]

Nooo, no Ambien. Please search for the "Scotty owners only please" thread. You'll see what I mean.

[MA golfer23]

When you are a grad student who has a huge cumulative final tomorrow and you have spent the last 2 days worrying about what course you want to join next year instead of studying.

[backinthegame]

[quote name='GatorNate11' timestamp='1323982824' post='3944655']
Nooo, no Ambien. Please search for the "Scotty owners only please" thread. You'll see what I mean.
[/quote]

Haha, loved it. Gonna try it anyway. Hopefully no ambien-fueled thread-starting as a result.

[mccjud]

1) When you sell your Volvo S60 and tell your wife the transmission is going on it. She replies with, "but don't you always complain about how you cannot fit four golf bags in the trunk and your friends don't have enough legroom so you cannot drive to the course?" And she is right.
2) You buy a bigger vehicle just so you can fit four set of clubs and give your golfing buddies enough legroom.
3) You make sure that vehicle has seatwarmers because, "it gets chilly in MN and this way you don't have to warm up before a round."
4) You have a sprained left ankle from basketball (for a righty) and you play through the pain. Playing through the pain consists of hitting balls at an indoor bubble in the winter.
5) You see a guy at the gym wearing a Puma shirt and you are confused because it isn't a day-glo color.
6) You read your wife's Us Weekly when Adam Scott has tiny write up in it.
7) You check the deal or no deal forum daily to see if shoes are 50% off anywhere online.
8) You always know more than any retail employee about every single club, apparel item and ball they are trying to sell you.
9) You know the difference between supinate and pronate.
10) You swear by Amino Vital or a TrionZ bracelet.

[Fore_Man]

[b]... you fight with your wife when she tries to put the golf magazines/digests from the bathroom to the recycle bin.[/b]

seriously guys, am I the only one who hoards these things just in case there is a tip or something you might like to refer back to?

[Bitz22]

[quote name='Fore_Man' timestamp='1324064078' post='3949051']
[b]... you fight with your wife when she tries to put the golf magazines/digests from the bathroom to the recycle bin.[/b]

seriously guys, am I the only one who hoards these things just in case there is a tip or something you might like to refer back to?
[/quote]


You're not alone on this. I just put the ones I have in order for the last few years.

[southpaw72]

8) You always know more than any retail employee about every single club, apparel item and ball they are trying to sell you.

 

^This.

 

 

 

[A.G.Blade]

when you're thinking about your swing during sex

[Snufles]

when snow is sticking to your headcovers, you still have 12 holes to play and it feels Awesome.

[Nspiel58]

this is your private backyard practice play area

[tembolo1284]

[quote name='A.G.Blade' timestamp='1324074969' post='3949855']
when you're thinking about your swing during sex
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That can't be good.

[Tony_Ireland]

[quote name='Nspiel58' timestamp='1324075755' post='3949915']
this is your private backyard practice play area
[/quote]

Id love that

[tesuquegolfer]

[quote name='tembolo1284' timestamp='1324495250' post='3971711']
[quote name='A.G.Blade' timestamp='1324074969' post='3949855']
when you're thinking about your swing during sex
[/quote]


That can't be good.
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Don't forget to shift your weight on your follow through!

[tembolo1284]

[quote name='tesuquegolfer' timestamp='1324511784' post='3973017']
[quote name='tembolo1284' timestamp='1324495250' post='3971711']
[quote name='A.G.Blade' timestamp='1324074969' post='3949855']
when you're thinking about your swing during sex
[/quote]


That can't be good.
[/quote]

Don't forget to shift your weight on your follow through!
[/quote]


yes yes TOWARD the target haha.