MD/DC/VA Golfers - This One Goes to Eleven

[FAbb]

My favorite thing about OCRick's posts right now is that every time I read one, I think "holy $hit this is Kent's best post ever!"

[FAbb]

GTM : Unsolyed

[TheCityGame]

There's a youTube video where this guy goes up to "bad looking" dudes in the street and tries to start fights. When he gets a guy to try to fight him, the first thing he does is pull his pants down so that he's naked from the waist down.

 

Most everyone at that point just backs off, because. . .how you gonna deal with that?

 

That's what I'd do.

 

GTM : Tron Farter

[baddomes]

I'll fight naked. You don't think I'll fight naked?

[PAmatt83]

PaMatt vs GMen (PaMatt- he's like 40 years younger.)

Turn up ur hearing aid pops, HE SAID UR OLD

[TheCityGame]

I just posted as TronFarter.

[FAbb]

I just posted as TronFarter.

 

I'm in.

[davechen]

Was he the guy who they said had such a strong grip that he was wearing two gloves during practice and had tendinitis in both wrists?

 

I don't know, but this picture of his hands was going around at one point.

 

EDIT: At least one article does say he wears 2 gloves to practice, but nothing about tendinitis.

 

 

So one of the guys who's being doing our kitchen dropped like a 75 gallon water heater on his toe recently on another job. My wife works part time, so she's been at home some of the time, chatting with the workers, watching them work, etc. She gotten to know and like them.

 

And this one guy comes in limping the other day and explained what happened to his big toe. My wife's a physician (although not an orthopedist), so she's been giving him advice on what to do, especially since he has no health insurance. She's pretty sure it's broken and told him to get an immobilizing boot.

 

The next day, I open up my iPhotos and GAH! I got a bunch of pictures of that poor guy's broken toe staring right at me. Hmmm, maybe I should sell something on the BST and photoshop in a mangled toe.

 

Sorry, this has nothing to do with golf.

[TheCityGame]

Who's going to start

 

"MD/DC/VA Golfers 12 Monkeys"

 

over there?

[FAbb]

Let's start a "Who the heck is this realsneek guy?" thread with a link to their twitter wars first. Make sure we get sneek good and banished before setting up shop.

[jhbangas]

Can we invite Jim Clark? I miss his special brand of thread hate.

[HighBoomingDraws]

i know we've had this discussion before, but who would you pick in a fight?

 

domes vs city

pq vs fabb, me and 827 (all at once)

siegel vs stix

sully vs someone with a soul

mtn vs a hugger

nerf vs someone who stole his sixpack

ocgolfrick vs tex (battle of the ballmark makers)

pamatt vs gmen

 

best smack talking prefight would undoubtedly be highbooming draws

 

 

post your own hypothetical fight/predicted outcome below.

 

I hope I don't come off as boastful in my golfing abilities. Maybe the handle I chose really inadvertently "precedes me". Just a joke really.

[eagle1997]

I hope I don't come off as boastful in my golfing abilities.

 

not at all.

 

it's the accent.

 

every guy i've ever known with that NY/NJ accent is my auto #1 seed when it comes to pre-fight smack talking.

 

there were lots of fights in my vicinity up in beantown back in the day.

 

boston v ny bad blood was a very real thing.

[eagle1997]

GTM : Pick a user name for the NLU forum.

 

doppelganger

 

and my avatar would be a screenshot of ocgolfrick's wrx avatar of technologically challenged kent.

[FAbb]

eagle vs fabb would be the first fight in history where people's limbs actually fall off, no one wins, and everyone cries.

 

This is fake news.

 

The fight would never actually take place, because I would run away and eagle would never catch me.

 

Our group waited all day Saturday, took a long stop at the turn, finished in ~4hrs 15mins and still finished 2 holes ahead.

[eagle1997]

doppelganger is not amused.

 

 

 

 

also, doppelganger would incessantly talk about himself in the third person. and would ENJOY TALKING IN ALL CAPS to make a likely invalid point.

[Ocgolfrick]

eagle vs fabb would be the first fight in history where people's limbs actually fall off, no one wins, and everyone cries.

 

This is fake news.

 

The fight would never actually take place, because I would run away and eagle would never catch me.

 

Our group waited all day Saturday, took a long stop at the turn, finished in ~4hrs 15mins and still finished 2 holes ahead.

 

"Sir we've got some hot dogs and burgers on the warmer if you're in a hurry."

 

Fabb: (bursts out in laughter) "You kiddin me? Have you ever seen the guy behind us? I'd like to order a steak, twice baked potato, asparagus and a nice Chianti."

 

"Sir, that could be another 40 minutes from now."

 

Fabb: "I've got time."

[eagle1997]

hey fabb! how many times did you pick up en route to that supposed 85?

[FAbb]

hey fabb! how many times did you pick up en route to that supposed 85?

 

Fine, it was a 92, just like City said.

[pquarta1]

hey fabb! how many times did you pick up en route to that supposed 85?

 

Dat's fightin' talk right der.

[siegel159]

i know we've had this discussion before, but who would you pick in a fight?

 

domes vs city

pq vs fabb, me and 827 (all at once)

siegel vs stix

sully vs someone with a soul

mtn vs a hugger

nerf vs someone who stole his sixpack

ocgolfrick vs tex (battle of the ballmark makers)

pamatt vs gmen

 

best smack talking prefight would undoubtedly be highbooming draws

 

 

post your own hypothetical fight/predicted outcome below.

 

My predictions..

 

Round 1: City. He's thought about this fight almost every day for the past few years. It's like a short Batman who does yoga vs Bane with bad knees.

Round 2: PQ wins without even realizing there's a fight happening. Fabb's out when he tries to punch PQ and ends up breaking his wrist. Eagle is out when he tries to hit PQ and throws his back out. Golfer is out when he gets too tired.

Round 3: I've watched a lot of youtube fight videos, so I like to think I have the edge here.

Round 4: In my hierarchy in who wins a fight, it goes Fabb < Sully < everybody else. Person with soul wins.

Round 5: I think it depends on the huggers goals. A fist fight? Probably Mtn. Is the goal just to make Mtn extremely uncomfortable? Hugger definitely wins.

Round 6: Depends how good the thief is at hiding. Probably Nerf.

Round 7: In an internet fight, Rick, mostly because I'm not sure what Tex is saying half the time. Otherwise, Tex.

Round 8: PAMatt. I feel like he could get into a bar fight at noon and still walk up to the first tee at 1

[vtnerf]

i know we've had this discussion before, but who would you pick in a fight?

 

domes vs city

pq vs fabb, me and 827 (all at once)

siegel vs stix

sully vs someone with a soul

mtn vs a hugger

nerf vs someone who stole his sixpack

ocgolfrick vs tex (battle of the ballmark makers)

pamatt vs gmen

 

best smack talking prefight would undoubtedly be highbooming draws

 

 

post your own hypothetical fight/predicted outcome below.

Domes. Played rugby. Promised himself a new bidet if he wins.

PQ. Hulk smash

Stix. There's a reason I pick this one. Stix knows. Nothing personal Siegel.

Sully never wins. Never.

MTN. The golf lurker conquers the forest.

Aint no beer gonna hold me down. That 6'er better be returned ASAP or there will be consequences.

Tex. All day. He'd either kick Rick's butt or confuse him into submission. (Again, nothing personal)

toss up. They can help me enjoy my beer!

[dcmidnight]

Morning Drive brought up a good point about JB on 18 yesterday. The 4:10 timer doesnt include the more than two minutes he was waiting at his ball while Ryan Palmer was thinking/hit his shot - so he was standing at this ball for a whole two minutes plus before even getting into the 4:10.

[FAbb]

JB Holmes takes 6 minutes to lay up and not play to win, while icing Alex Noren.

 

Alex Noren plays to win in the playoff, going for the green knowing Jason Day is going to be forced to lay up, and falls short.

 

Can we get a UFC contract for Alex Noren to fight JB Holmes?

[baddomes]

Two people who's lives I want ruined:

 

 

 

[FAbb]

“I was still trying to win. That’s part of it,” he said.

 

“It was between the 5-wood - I didn’t think it was going to get there - and the 3-wood would have gone back there where [Noren] was (over the green),” Holmes said. “That pin being in the bowl, I thought I had a better chance of holing out with a wedge than I did trying to chip one in.”

 

Give us a break, JB. You can give me the hardest chip shot on that golf course, and I'd like my chances of holing it more than I like my chances of holing out a wedge.

 

And besides, WTF is that between clubs nonsense. You don't have a bunt-cut with the 3w, JB? C'mon, son.

[SullGolf]

I hope I don't come off as boastful in my golfing abilities.

 

not at all.

 

it's the accent.

 

every guy i've ever known with that NY/NJ accent is my auto #1 seed when it comes to pre-fight smack talking.

 

there were lots of fights in my vicinity up in beantown back in the day.

 

boston v ny bad blood was a very real thing.

 

I havent met HBD. Who is more NYish, HBD or Bethpage Sweet Lou?

[HighBoomingDraws]

I hope I don't come off as boastful in my golfing abilities.

 

not at all.

 

it's the accent.

 

every guy i've ever known with that NY/NJ accent is my auto #1 seed when it comes to pre-fight smack talking.

 

there were lots of fights in my vicinity up in beantown back in the day.

 

boston v ny bad blood was a very real thing.

 

I havent met HBD. Who is more NYish, HBD or Bethpage Sweet Lou?

 

Born and raised in Central NJ (between Trenton and Jersey Shore). A melting pot of sorts for Staten Island and Northeast Philly rif raf.

 

I’m also a Mets fan who hates the Red Sox more than the Phillies.

[TheCityGame]

Anyone who picks Siegel over Stix hasn't heard the right stories.

 

 

[vtnerf]

Got my new cart today. Orange bag boy quad xl. Oh yeah, it's happening this year.