MD/VA/DC Golfers - Ten Seconds or Less

[JJCOOP7]

Also gunna drop this here.

 

Got two PGA tour media guys today to confirm what was said on Elliott in the morning yesterday.

 

Just passing along the info..

[FAbb]

Don't you worry, superfriends. JJ Drew is gonna run this thing to ground. Keep the updates coming.

 

 

What a cluster F it would be for Duh-stin if it turns out to be true.

[jkc-rva]

About to head out to walk 9 holes with the wife. Wish me luck because it hasn't been pretty on the course lately (my game, that is).

[DT15]

About to head out to walk 9 holes with the wife. Wish me luck because it hasn't been pretty on the course lately (my game, that is).

 

I once hit a golf ball which went through the cabin of a moving golf cart. Like through the side of it. It hit a metal water bottle and crushed it. It then ricocheted and hit the roof, bounced down to the seat and out the other side. The person driving the cart was my wife. She was 8 months pregnant. If I'm still alive after that spouse round, you should be fine.

[David30]

Also gunna drop this here.

 

Got two PGA tour media guys today to confirm what was said on Elliott in the morning yesterday.

 

Just passing along the info..

 

[2moreTerps]

I play Sunday, Monday (work golf but play my own ball with very good players so not really gonna feel like work golf), Wednesday (work golf scramble at raspberry falls), Friday (work golf scramble at musket ridge), and Saturday (stroke play tournament). If nothing comes unwound that will be the first time in my life I played five out of seven days

[FAbb]

Really? I guess you grew up playing other sports. I basically played 100% of non-school days, and most school days in high school. I played a lot of F'ing golf.

 

Playing 5/7 as a grown adult with a wife in children is another story. Well played!

[JJCOOP7]

Yea. I don't really care if anyone believes me or not. I wasn't sure about a guy calling into a radio show and it Completely caught me off guard.

 

heck- I don't think I want it to be true- DJ just seems to be getting everything lined up in his life.

 

When two different guys tell me it happened and that wasn't the first time...

[TheCityGame]

Gillis says Ben Crane paying up tomorrow.

[dcmidnight]

So just to be clear, "everyone" on tour knows this is true and yet somehow it never made it to DJ - to the point where he played a practice round with Koepka the Tuesday before the Masters.

 

And then, just bad timing, he finds out Wednesday night?

 

And even though "everyone" knows/knew - it never leaked, never found its way to a reporter, never found one single anonymous mention on any social media outlet - nothing?

 

Oof.

[dcmidnight]

BTW all the doctors, the tour physio, DJs trainer - all the guys that examined him and said he was just pretty bruised up and it wasnt structural - are they in on it? Or maybe he had someone kick him in the back to fake the bruising?

 

I'm getting more and more curious.**

 

 

 

 

** not at all

[misplacedtexan83]

BTW all the doctors, the tour physio, DJs trainer - all the guys that examined him and said he was just pretty bruised up and it wasnt structural - are they in on it? Or maybe he had someone kick him in the back to fake the bruising?

 

I'm getting more and more curious.**

 

 

 

 

** not at all

 

 

[FAbb]

I'm liking Rick's theory that ole Brooks pushed DJ down the stairs in a confrontation. Or maybe Brooks Kung Fu kicked him right in the back.

[JJCOOP7]

I don't know what to say DC. Other than two PGA tour media guys both told me the same story as the guy on radio.

 

I did ask one of the guys why would DJ stay around. Open relationship or something? And he said, "I just stopped trying to figure out DJ years ago"

 

All I'm saying is that is what I'm hearing.

[dcmidnight]

[FAbb]

[pquarta1]

I used the The Google and couldn't find a whiff of this story. Such a lack of a whiff, yet still stinks.

 

Moar. And I'd love it to be true.

[JJCOOP7]

What do they say... I don't work at ESPN, I just used too.

[jhbangas]

Really? I guess you grew up playing other sports. I basically played 100% of non-school days, and most school days in high school. I played a lot of F'ing golf.

 

Playing 5/7 as a grown adult with a wife in children is another story. Well played!

 

This is the most surprising thing I have heard in years. Absolutely nothing about you suggests that you did not participate in contact sports.

[2moreTerps]

Really? I guess you grew up playing other sports. I basically played 100% of non-school days, and most school days in high school. I played a lot of F'ing golf.

 

Playing 5/7 as a grown adult with a wife in children is another story. Well played!

 

I probably had months where I went like 25+ days playing basketball. I highly doubt I've ever even played golf four of seven days though. Never been on a trip more than 3 days long. When I took up golf I couldn't afford to play much

[jkc-rva]

Shot 12 over on 9 holes today. I'm definitely in a slump. Can't wait for my lesson tomorrow.

[eagle1997]

JJ - whatever you do, don't stop posting about this. Ever. Please.

 

Much enjoyment at the interactions following a DJ update. DC gettin riled up is good reading.

[Johnny T]

JJ - can you find out if BK has MOAR swagpoint express than DJ?

[TheCityGame]

DC --

 

He played a practice round with Koepka on Tuesday because they're close. That's how Koepka slipped one by him. Ever heard of the proverbial Fox in the Henhouse? There's a reason we have that expression.

 

DJ found out one Wednesday because Paulina is a shrew.

 

Also, where are the pictures of the bruises? It seems VERY WEIRD that all this bruising, and all the questions surrounding DJ that no one has released a picture of the bruising.

 

The whole thing stinks.

[therealsneek]

http://www.golf.com/tour-news/2017/04/25/what-golfers-really-think-about-golf

 

Some interesting responses.

 

55% said they have never thrown a club? Bunch of liars.

 

57% said they would rather make a hole in one than receive $1k in cash.

 

80% said they would not join a club that allowed members/guests to play in jeans. I personally could not care less if someone is wearing jeans while they play.

[FAbb]

The whole thing stinks.

 

Looks like JJ's got a sidekick. Get to the bottom of it, Bess!

 

[TheCityGame]

[pquarta1]

There's now a post on Tour Talk about word going around Brooks' wife having tested the swag point express. Maybe Brooks and DJ are having a bit of fun working on their "swing."

 

 

 

 

[FAbb]

Wasn't it going around a while back that Jimmy Walker's wife tried swagpoint express as well? The PGA Tour: These guys are (up to no) good!

[TheCityGame]

This guy had the news weeks before the Elliott in the morning guy. . .http://www.golfwrx.com/forums/topic/1468282-dustin-johnson-injured-falling-down-stepsno-joke/page__st__180#entry15299394

 

We need JKC to go check out Dr. Frankenputts (great name) and see if the info checks out.