He is the most interesting WRXer in the world....

[DavePelz4]

His mirror says thank you when he looks at it.

[DavePelz4]

Shafts are pured when he touches them.

[DavePelz4]

He hit a bad shot once, just to prove he could.

His glutes are always engaged.

[DavePelz4]

He doesn't know what a bad hair day is.

[DavePelz4]

He gets served at a buffet.

[DavePelz4]

Women often hit on his shadow.

[7underpar]

He can play 72 holes in under 4 hours and still have time for the range.

[DavePelz4]

His poop really doesn't stink.

[DavePelz4]

George Hamilton is jealous of his tan.

[dlygrisse]

He doesn't always play golf, but when he does it's only with JDM equipment.

He rarely works on his swing, but when he does...it's a process.......

[LordHobo]

He once hit into the group on the green 600 yards away... they apologized.

[LordHobo]

He uses only a 1 iron.

[dlygrisse]

Tiger Woods asks him for Popsicles.

[south_side_lefty]

Arnold Palmer approves of his beard.

He never has conflicting patterns.

[LordHobo]

He tried hitting a flop shot once... it burned up on re-entry.

[joey2aces]

If someone answers his BST ad with, "Oh, darn if it was only .00015" longer I would be all over it", they spontaneously combust

[Kenny Lee Puckett]

"I don't play golf often, but when I do, I prefer Shadow Creek".

[Playaway]

Robert Rock wears a hat when he plays with him.

[nbg352]

Tom said to Jack, "he's the best, isn't he?
Jack replied "yes, he's the best".
Tiger and Lee won't comment publicly, but it is believed that they both agree.

[oldschoolrocker]

The Donald's private jet is at his disposal.

[SixtySomePing]

His wife is a golf widow, but he got the insurance money.

[golfinray]

Hiro Honma asks him how to design irons

[J-Blade]

[quote name='south_side_lefty' timestamp='1435846171' post='11875654']
Arnold Palmer approves of his beard.

He never has conflicting patterns.
[/quote]

Arnold lets him wear his hat inside the clubhouse at Bay Hill...

[bellview17]

companies make 1 irons custom for him and beg him to use them....

uses the 1 iron, 64 degree wedge and putter to win club championships just for fun....

[bellview17]

davepelz4 and thrillhouse allows him to play through

[dlygrisse]

He's so good he uses the "old" ball flight laws.

[dlygrisse]

He once shot even par just so he knew what being a sandbagger was like.

[MtlJeff]

He bogeys the first hole, club pro runs out and changes the par

[dlygrisse]

His club head speed is so fast that his ball goes back in time.

[dlygrisse]

He doesn't often wear jeans while he plays golf but if he did he wouldn't care what you think.