He is the most interesting WRXer in the world....

[Pondy]

His divots repair themselves.

[golfinray]

Waffle House gets his eggs perfect

[Bushwood Country Club]

Holly Saunders consults him to determine how short her skirts should be...
He personally selects Lauren Thompson's workout attire...
Michael Breed is speechless in his presence...
Charlie Rymer leaves the room when he walks in..

[billyhandsomeface]

He once shot a 56, but had 49 putts...

[oldschoolrocker]

He invented the game.

[SixtySomePing]

He's the most interesting WRXer on the moon too, since Alan Shepard never joined Golf[i]WRX[/i]

[Halebopp]

He has kept golf out of the Olympics so Michael Phelps could have his record.

[MtlJeff]

He appeared on "playing lessons with the pros" , in order to [i]give[/i] a lesson

[MtlJeff]

His woods are so open faced, he address the ball with the back of the club

[pendodave]

He's Canadian.....but noone from the UK ever thinks he's a septic....

[DavePelz4]

Women slightly prefer him over MtlJeff.

[Cicero]

[quote name='DavePelz4' timestamp='1436143482' post='11893230']Women slightly prefer him over MtlJeff.[/quote]

Barely...

[2putttom]

When Mike and Holly were introduced to him at an upscale night club, he made mike nervous.

[rsj1360]

He plays so quickly he putts out on 18 half an hour before he tees up on one.

[dbleag]

Hogan asked him how to play "the fade" and he gave Ben the secret.

[Rewster66]

He taught Moe Norman how to strike the ball.

[SixtySomePing]

He shot an 18 once, but then Putt-putt bored him

[TServos]

He never practices putts over three feet long because he never has putts longer than that on the course.

[TheCityGame]

He was in an airplane that lost cabin pressure. . .BEFORE he won the US Open.

[jbhawx]

He once shot an unbelievable score of 18 on the world’s hardest course while simultaneously streaming live swing tips on YouTube during an AMA on Reddit and golfWRX after drinking a bottle of Jack

[ckay]

The tournaments mail him the total purse and cancels the event when he registers.

[dlygrisse]

[quote name='TheCityGame' timestamp='1436193070' post='11895746']
He was in an airplane that lost cabin pressure. . .BEFORE he won the US Open.
[/quote]Totally un-cool.

[dan360]

He has a bag-ball-hat-glove-shirt-shoe-pants-club deal with every Major OEM and never wears or plays any of it.

He carries no putter. Never needs one.

He can get 72 holes out of one Tour Balata.

[Shawn Paul]

He once made 5 birdies on the back 9 at Greenbrier with a 56* wedge

[dan360]

He received a lifetime exemption at The Masters for yelling "Baba Booey Get in the F'n Mashed Potato Hole!" after every tee shot at the par 3 contest, consequently slam dunking them all and slapping his Hooters girl caddy on the a** while yelling "I LOVE SWEDISH FISH"

Although he has never played in the actual Masters tournament--refer to the aforementioned muni goat track non challenge--he has picked every Champions dinner since 1973. Last year it was Tilted Kilt. Billy Payne gave him a locker in the clubhouse which he promptly filled with Playboy Bunny posters and Loudmouth Golf apparel.

...and they love him for it.

[RagingPlatypus]

When he makes a post on Golfwrx the thread is closed, nothing more needs to be said.

[Apex93]

....He literally protects the field.

....Johnny Miller is too awestruck to attempt to commentate his shots.

....Stevie doesn't claim credit for any of his victories.

....He once winked at a cocktail waitress. Nine months later, she gave birth to John Daly.

....Robert Allenby once insulted him in Hawaii.

....He can explain spin loft. And no one will correct him.

....Scotty Cameron made him a putter that is stamped "For His Use Only"

....Mickelson bet $10 against him. His bookie charged him a $2.99999mm vig.

....His legendary guys-weekend visits to Florida are now referred to as "The Hooters Tour"

....Peter Kostis is unable to get his swing to show up in slow motion.

[dlygrisse]

Johnny Miller once saw him play a trap fade.

[bobbydazzlewazzler]

He wins tournaments by shooting gross 57's including 3 holes in one (two of them always on par 4's). And his two sons always get second and third place.

[dan360]

Ben Hogan once pulled a 2nd shot in his general direction. After their conversation, he never hit left again.

..out of fear.


Johnny Miller's last round in competition was with him at Pebble Beach After he lipped out his 2nd shot on the par 5 18th, Miller gave him unsolicited swing advice. Miller never played in competition again.

...out of fear.