He is the most interesting WRXer in the world....

[LouieLouie]

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Squirrels and crows on the course put snacks into his cart.
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LOL, this one made me laugh! Damn birds stealing my granola bars! I hope they choke on it!

[Conrad1953]

He's never had a lesson. He was born with a baby draw.

[Conrad1953]

He never works the ball. He works the hole.

[Conrad1953]

Someone offered him an unsolicited tip once and spontaneously
combusted.

[Conrad1953]

His WITB thread had 5000 replies and 300,000 views in 1 day

[SixtySomePing]

He's interesting because, after all...he's a WRXer

[Conrad1953]

He cooked a pizza in the Nike Oven once.

[jbhawx]

Whenever he putts the hole is moved to his ball!

[thug the bunny]

MattTheTaff offers him the entire assortment of women he has chained in his dungeon basement when he visits.

[Conrad1953]

His threads on WRX are "mod free".

[kekoa]

His BST threads are automatically pinned and Gxgolfer paypals him $10.

[thug the bunny]

He can put WRX mods in the cooler if he so chooses.

[dan360]

His orange whip is a hard stepped X700 tipped 3"

[markheardjr]

He can fix Charles Barkley with one word and a finger swoosh

He doesn't miss fairways, fairways miss him (stolen from a Jimenez thread, but I love it!)

His tee to green game is referred to as a shot, the singular

All courses have a secret set of tees for him called Diamond tees.

Billy Payne has him as #1 in his speed dial

Marvin Gaye wrote songs about his club ho'ing adventures, contrary to popular belief, that album was the first to receive Explicit Lyrics warnings for risque material

His putter has Mac Daddy grooves just in case he wants to pull the string on a putt going by the hole

His likes count is far superior to his posts count

He knows the guy who builds tour vans

He plays every club at 48" because that is the max and why learn to swing shorter clubs?

He bought a broccoli farm just to prepare for the U.S. Open at Chamber's Bay

He is currently gaming a set of 718 AP3's....you don't even know man.

[Conrad1953]

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He can put WRX mods in the cooler if he so chooses.
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I'm out of likes Thug. Love this one, lol.....putting a mod in the cooler, LMAO

[LittleLeftToRight]

When he wins the British Open (what he calls it) the Queen curtsies to him.

[Sean2]

Well, Kim Jong Un claimed that a Unicorn lair was found in Pyongyang. Not sure how are most interesting WRX'er will top that.

[Conrad1953]

He started his own "Open"; now known as THE OPEN.....and that
other one was told to officially change it's name to The British Open.

[dan360]

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Well, Kim Jong Un claimed that a Unicorn lair was found in Pyongyang. Not sure how are most interesting WRX'er will top that.
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He flew into North Korea in broad daylight--in the G14--, rustled up all the unicorns, threw a couple grenades into the lair, kissed all the girls, ate all the food, shot a 42 on the Kim Jun course, and left to fanfare.

The unicorns flew in formation with the G14 back to St Andrews where he grazed them for a week to build up their energy and took them on to Augusta where they turned Amen Corner into a pasture and Butler Cabin into stalls.

And he did it all with one arm tied behind his back. Because he can.

[golfinray]

He taught Brad Pitt how to pick up girls.

[DickieThon]

When he steps on the tee, Patrick Reed considers himself a top 6 player

[dbleag]

[quote name='Sean2' timestamp='1436303354' post='11905724']
Well, Kim Jong Un claimed that a Unicorn lair was found in Pyongyang. Not sure how are most interesting WRX'er will top that.
[/quote]

The unicorns have a MIWRX'R brand and tattoo of his likeness on their butts.

[Conrad1953]

He once gave a waitress his Rolex for a tip.

[pierso2]

He once rode a golf board and made it look cool

His staff bag has his name all over it and only one small logo of the company.

He designed Bethpage Platinum

Arnold Palmer calls HIM The King

When he orders new clubs, they arrive in a shipping container, not cardboard boxes

[Shawn Paul]

FedEx has a truck that only delivers to his residence. At 8AM & 4PM.

[tatertot]

He can rhyme the word orange.

[jbhawx]

His swing plane is a Boeing 787 Dreamliner...

His weighted club for practice swings is a barbell with a 45 pound plate...

He gets speeding tickets due to his clubhead speed...

He once drove the green on a 606 yard Par 5...

Courses pay him to play...

[SixtySomePing]

He's so cool people keep their beer close to him

[Conrad1953]

His nickname was "dormie" in college.

[Conrad1953]

He won a Grammy award for a fart in 2013.