He is the most interesting WRXer in the world....

[amac67]

Slightly modified from the CN catalog:
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[*]He does not aim his putts … his ball just knows better than to miss;
[*]He once ran a marathon backwards just to see what 2[sup]nd[/sup] place looked like;
[*]His calendar goes from March 31[sup]st[/sup] to April 2[sup]nd[/sup], since no one fools the MIWRXer;
[*]His daughter lost her virginity. He got it back;
[*]He knows Victoria’s secret.
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[dan360]

That hole sets up perfectly for a trap draw, but in true Most Interesting WRX'r fashion, he hits a high towering power fade.

Awesomeness right there.

[DavePelz4]

He's solved Pi...and then baked a delicious one.

[Medic]

He suggested Chambers Bay. And they listened.

[bobbydazzlewazzler]

20 years ago he once hit 2 balls in quick succession - a draw then a fade. It gave scientists the idea for the large hadron collider.

[Sean2]

When he talks, EF Hutton listens.

[DavePelz4]

Even JonesScott admitted he was a better golfer...and person.

[scotee]

The Donald meekly murmurs "I'm fired" in his presence.

[JBake]

He doesn't get the shanks, the shanks get him

[MtlJeff]

The wear pattern on his irons are the size of a single dimple.

[Michael C.]

He once threw an iron in disgust and it landed back in the bag.

[TServos]

http://youtu.be/zbQTXFJL8lo


His club yardage numbers were used by his good friend Bill Murray in Caddyshack:

455 yrds....about a two iron
350 yrds....about a five iron
195 yrds....about an eight iron.

[eagles1]

He leaves his American Express card at home.

[scotee]

He's never stayed in a Holiday Inn Express

[Michael C.]

He told Bruce that he runs like a girl.

Bruce never got over it.

[Michael C.]

He knows why the Kardashians are famous.

[Michael C.]

He gave Thor an old driver. He uses it as a hammer.

[Michael C.]

Can wear a fanny pack and socks with sandals and still look cool.

Never has ads for girls pop up on his computer. They pop up at his door.

[Michael C.]

He once told Gallo his whining sounded like sour grapes.

[Michael C.]

Has a chupacabra as a pet. Calls it Fluffy.

[Michael C.]

Has his suits tailor-made and changes them more often than.....

[golfinray]

He prefers to bathe alone but when he doesn't Kate Upton scrubs his back.

[SixtySomePing]

When he was in the long drive contest, the Hubble Telescope took a picture of his winning shot...

 

[3puttsalot]

He wears jeans that have cargo pockets everytime he plays, and nobody thinks he's disrespectful.

[roundersmitty]

When he post in the thread "what's your most birdies in a row"....his number was lower than most because the string was interrupted by numerous eagles.

[Reasonability]

His glutes once fired Donald Trump.

[dan360]

Canadian geese clean up after themselves in his presence.



His dog is a +1.7 USGA

[dan360]

Every time Scotty Cameron tried to build an "Inspired By" in his honor, his milling machine attacked him.

[dan360]

He sent a Nike Method to Cameron for authentication and got an A certificate.

[dan360]

He got perma-banned off TCC for posting a thread asking Scotty if he stole all his ideas from Karsten and John Solheim and Scotty replied "no I stole some from Bobby Grace, TP Mills, and Bob Bettinardi too."

TCC was broken for like a month afterwards.