For All Of You That Want To Add Fifty Yards to Your Drive And Need A Good Laugh

[chrismikayla]

This is great. https://twitter.com/jackhammerhamm?lang=en

 

Wow! He is a freaking maniac! Replying delusional nonsense to everyone that eggs himon. I bet he's got a pretty good "coke guy" though.

Check out this gem. You know you're long when you use Putter from 100 Yards!

 

Check out @JackHammerHamm's Tweet:

[Sun Devil]

For some reason ... he reminds me of Caitlyn Jenner. Maybe the visor?

[CCTxGolf]

This is great. https://twitter.com/jackhammerhamm?lang=en

 

Wow! He is a freaking maniac! Replying delusional nonsense to everyone that eggs himon. I bet he's got a pretty good "coke guy" though.

Check out this gem. You know you're long when you use Putter from 100 Yards!

 

Check out @JackHammerHamm's Tweet:

 

Wonder what his 3rd club would be?!?

[mizuno player]

This is great. https://twitter.com/jackhammerhamm?lang=en

 

Wow! He is a freaking maniac! Replying delusional nonsense to everyone that eggs himon. I bet he's got a pretty good "coke guy" though.

 

He said it. Pain killers and Canadian whiskey. That will make anyone delusional. Even the Ham!

[bladehunter]

clicked on the link.. im 2 min in... i hit pause.... wtf??? ill be giving a play by play asi watch through the night ..... lol after 2 minutes i have so many questions....

 

#1 has anyone seen Hamm and Jenner in the same room ( hes a dead ringer for Caitlyn)

#2 are any of the world record claims true? ( ill try to google and see)

#3 is it possible to be "zero CCs"? as in wouldnt a hollow design still displace some water?

#4 how did they get the flames to come off the back of the Hammer ball?

#5 why did MC Hammer not trademark the phrase "hammer time" and if he did why isnt he suing the Hamm to silence?

#6 where can i get some of those brush Tees... im convinced this is the source of his power..

#7 Is this Shat for real? who pays for these 1997 commercials?

[Singapore Joe]

I love this! WIll buy one and keep swapping it between my Taylormade. That way I get plus thirty yards on every other shots and plus fifty on every other. By the par5 7th I should be able to easily reach the green on one.

 

Just have to watch for the greenside bunkers. Coming over a mountain, the ball might pluck pretty deep so better land it on the green. Hope the shock wave of the landing won't kill the last dinosaurs hiding out there.

[bladehunter]

ok... second round of questions

 

 

 

#1... is the word "obsceletes" an actual term? as in Hamm says " the no CC driver obsceletes CC drivers"...wth?

#2... 20% clubhead speed increase from a flat shaft? lol wow and 0 torque...

#3.... 4150 rpm of spin from the '460cc " driver it was tested against.... wow.... did they have it spinning on a tee before they hit it...? was this a 16 degree 460cc driver ... good grief

#4...where do they find these teaching pros who have no self respect left ? I wouldnt go on this video saying it was a great product without one of those voice scramblers and a fake mustache and a fake tatoo on my neck... lol

 

 

 

im only halfway in and theres just soo much bad here... definately a train wreck i cant stop watching though

[LONGBALL777]

Finally know what I've been doing wrong. I don't yell "POW" when I hit my driver. That's got to be worth at least 25 extra yards.

[Browns71213]

So many crazy marketing claims!

[lopey986]

Finally know what I've been doing wrong. I don't yell "POW" when I hit my driver. That's got to be worth at least 25 extra yards.

 

POW! Right in the kisser!

[Haber]

"My Titleist is going straight to the pawn shop!"

[bladehunter]

lol..who takes clubs to the pawn shop? wow

[mr_oldredtop]

This guy reminds me of the type of guy that 46 years old, drives a pristine 1978 Trans am, red with the bird on the hood, blasts Journey on the stereo and hangs out where the college aged girls do. And yes I have seen guys like that before. Nothing screams total ****** bag like a Jack Hamm tee shot.

Hold on a minute! I'd love to drive that car and I do like Journey...

 

LOL ^^^ I owned a black '78 Trans Am, but did not put a bird on the hood... does that make me a "stealth" ******bag? :)

[Medic]

260 yard 8 iron?

 

I wonder what his GolfWrx handle is.......

[bladehunter]

This guy reminds me of the type of guy that 46 years old, drives a pristine 1978 Trans am, red with the bird on the hood, blasts Journey on the stereo and hangs out where the college aged girls do. And yes I have seen guys like that before. Nothing screams total ****** bag like a Jack Hamm tee shot.

Hold on a minute! I'd love to drive that car and I do like Journey...

 

LOL ^^^ I owned a black '78 Trans Am, but did not put a bird on the hood... does that make me a "stealth" ******bag? :)

 

 

i think hes describing Frank The Tank...

[myspinonit]

Didnt someone put this to the test on a machine and found it consistently 30 yards shorter than anything?

 

https://www.google.c...liALHNheBu6yfyg

 

Yep. Tested against the M1.

 

But wait...it's made with Zolex. (Whatever TF Zolex is.) And the 3 hybrid is thrown in no charge. It's gotta be the real deal.

[thug the bunny]

"My Titleist is going straight to the pawn shop!"

 

Wait, I know it is an inferior club, but I'll take if off your hands. Cheap.

[thug the bunny]

260 yard 8 iron?

 

I wonder what his GolfWrx handle is.......

 

Could he be...The Most Interesting WRXer In The World?

[sailfishchris]

This guy reminds me of the type of guy that 46 years old, drives a pristine 1978 Trans am, red with the bird on the hood, blasts Journey on the stereo and hangs out where the college aged girls do. And yes I have seen guys like that before. Nothing screams total ****** bag like a Jack Hamm tee shot.

Hold on a minute! I'd love to drive that car and I do like Journey...

 

LOL ^^^ I owned a black '78 Trans Am, but did not put a bird on the hood... does that make me a "stealth" ******bag? :)

 

 

i think hes describing Frank The Tank...

 

I was thinking Wooderson from Dazed and Confused! Alright.... alright.... alright!

[lenman73]

Dear God. I just read some of his tweets. That dude is off his meds ! He played Augusta once and destroyed amen corner by driving 13 from 11 tee box. Lmfao

[adam667220]

This whole thing is gold!

 

 

[Petunia Sprinkle]

For some reason ... he reminds me of Caitlyn Jenner. Maybe the visor?

 

He's given up his long irons for hybrids.

[Ping Zings]

The golf teacher that endorses the Hammer. http://www.johnwardgolf.com/about.aspx

[LittleLeftToRight]

That driver would definitely add 50 yards to my drive... since if I used one I would have to park at the back of the parking lot, 50 yards away from the clubhouse!

 

If you close your eyes, he sounds just like Johnny Miller. Lol.

[TexasTBag]

This whole thing is gold!

 

 

 

Wow, just wow. The guy has a screw loose.

[Kingcat990]

He's a real life Kenny Powers.

[chrismikayla]

This whole thing is gold!

 

His 100 yard shots are "chips". LOL!

[adam667220]

This whole thing is gold!

 

His 100 yard shots are "chips". LOL!

 

Seems like pretty horrible course management if you overshoot the green by 100 yards. Apparently he should have pulled out a 4 iron or so.

[Medic]

This whole thing is gold!

 

 

 

It is pretty funny isn't it? Wonder if Richard, friends with John Daly, has ever met this guy.

[myspinonit]

If I had a hammer.....

 

OMG. I popped into a consignment sports store in my travels today. Low and behold there was (I guess) an original Hammer that looked unhit and the head was in shrinkwrap. Felt heavy, and yes, like a hammer to me. That squarish-flatish shaft was odd.

The weird small head looked very closed for the few seconds I dared to hold it unless some real bad mojo happened. Yes it was cheap ( around thirty bucks I think) but I didn't consider a buy even for a joke.

 

Actually it might have passed on some GOOD mojo as I was just killing time on the way to lunch then a golf lesson to fix some driver issues. After warmup (that went well) and some coach tips, my coach remarked that he hadn't seen me hit it so well for quite a while.

 

Oh heck, maybe I just buy the Hammer tomorrow if it's still there. If I was hitting my G25 well today how much better could I be hitting the Hammer????? :taunt: