NFL Weekly Picks 2023

[NCLancer]

29 minutes ago, NJBigFish22 said:

Maybe several D coordinators will dress up 11 sexy message therapists and Deshaun’s mind will explode. 😂

I don't think his mind exploding was what got him in trouble...

[NJBigFish22]

1 hour ago, NCLancer said:

I don't think his mind exploding was what got him in trouble...

Women always say we think with the little head and not the big head! 

[TiScape]

1 hour ago, NCLancer said:

I don't think his mind exploding was what got him in trouble...

Not so sure it got that far… Well, not with the ones that had a problem w/it 😉 

[chisag]

On 9/3/2023 at 1:15 PM, chisag said:

KC -6 1/2  

 Chicago -1  

 

San Fran -2 1/2 
 

Washington -7  

 

 

... I apologize for the change, but honestly never dreamed Chris Jones would still be out for the first game. Considering David Montgomery is a Lion now, I just can't trust the KC defense to stop Detroits run game without Jones. So might as well start with a stoopid homer pick right out of the gate and replace KC wid Da Bearz:


Chicago -1


 

 

[Double Mocha Man]

DMM's picks for Week 1:

 

KC    -6 1/2

Pittsburg    +2 1/2

Seattle     -5 1/2

 

PP   Denver  - 4

[NCLancer]

12 hours ago, doctoro said:

That’s my bed time on days I work at 7. 
After all those late nights in the restaurant business. We are going to bed when we were in the weeds just a couple of decades ago. 
I guess you can say you haven’t really lived until you have been awake for the whole 24hr cycle. We’ve been up all night slept during the day. Now we are up before dawn and sleep before dusk. LoL 

 

I Got my big draft tonight after work, picking #1 in a ten player draft with one flex and one super flex( can start 2 QBs) in one of my flex spots.  
The chalk pick is Mahomes but some sites like J. Hurts because of the rushing yards. Josh Allen and Lamar Jackson round off the top tier of QB’s. If I take QB which based on our scoring system you almost have to, I get denied the top WR’s and Rb’s. No CMC no Ekeler, no Bijan, no Justin Jefferson, no J Chase, no Kelce. 
We get 5 pts for TD passes. This would help offset some of those rushing Qb’s like Hurts, Fields, Allen,Murray,Sam Howell, the rookie in Indy, to a small degree Mahomes, and help td dependent pocket passers like Cousins, Purdy, Goff, Burrow

Anyone who follows Fantasy sports feel free to chime in. I will check back later. 
Thank you fine people of the thread. 

 

I believe taking Mahomes at 1.1 is the play.  If it's a snake draft you'll be fine with picks 20 and 21 being solid players...waiting for a QB late could be tough (Russ, Goff, MJones...etc). 

Good luck and don't stress the draft...a third of your guys will get hurt and the waiver wire will be your friend.     

[NCLancer]

11 hours ago, touch said:

Picks    Week 1 

 

imk                  Washington            Car/Atl Over              Cincy/ Clev Under

NJBF               Washington           Jacksonville PP          Minnesota

chisag             Washington            KC                               San Fran

P48                 Det/KC Over          Jacksonville PP          Philadelphia  

Must the PP be one of your 3 picks or can you use a 4th pick as the PP?

[NJBigFish22]

1 hour ago, chisag said:

 

 

... I apologize for the change, but honestly never dreamed Chris Jones would still be out for the first game. Considering David Montgomery is a Lion now, I just can't trust the KC defense to stop Detroits run game without Jones. So might as well start with a stoopid homer pick right out of the gate and replace KC wid Da Bearz:


Chicago -1


 

 

There is no problem with making changes up until game time, just can’t be done for a movement to the betting lines LP posts.  
 

Also this Kelce injury doesn’t help

[NJBigFish22]

6 minutes ago, NCLancer said:

Must the PP be one of your 3 picks or can you use a 4th pick as the PP?

My co commish @touch will correct me if I’m wrong, but your PP has to be 1 of your 3 picks, and you can only designate 1 pick as a PP every 4 weeks.  

[NJBigFish22]

42 minutes ago, Double Mocha Man said:

DMM's picks for Week 1:

 

KC    -6 1/2

Pittsburg    +2 1/2

Seattle     -5 1/2

 

PP   Denver  - 4

Your PP has to be 1 of your 3 picks.  

[touch]

1 hour ago, Double Mocha Man said:

DMM's picks for Week 1:

 

KC    -6 1/2

Pittsburg    +2 1/2

Seattle     -5 1/2

 

PP   Denver  - 4

 

 

DMM, the boys are correct. You PP has to be one of your 3 picks.

In your post you have it as a 4th additional pick.

So if you feel strongly about the Denver PP pick which of your other picks would you like it to replace?

KC, PGH, or your Seahawks? 

 

And hey, no worries. For you sir and some others this is your first go at this, so I will be patient and lenient. 

[Double Mocha Man]

16 minutes ago, touch said:

 

 

DMM, the boys are correct. You PP has to be one of your 3 picks.

In your post you have it as a 4th additional pick.

So if you feel strongly about the Denver PP pick which of your other picks would you like it to replace?

KC, PGH, or your Seahawks? 

 

And hey, no worries. For you sir and some others this is your first go at this, so I will be patient and lenient. 

 

I must have overlooked that in the rules...

[touch]

8 hours ago, Petethreeput said:

I am a history nerd.  I believe money and organized religion are the cause of most every war ever fought.  I try to be aware and read up on women's issues.  I also am fascinated by human sexuality, and with this, the first week is upon us.

 

Detroit                         at             KC -6 1/2                  54 1/2

Let's look at this scientifically.  In 2022, Michigan most searched phrase was "sucking d...", and Missouri's was Hentai.  I know what one of those is, and it isn't Hentai, but I also think the coarse language of the Michiganers indicates a lack of empathy, vocabulary, and a general lack of intelligence.  If we apply this to the game this week, I see Goff saying things incorrectly and the plays will be poorly communicated and a mess.  But then there is Kelce on the other side.  That guy is a twit.  Give me Mahomes and the twit.  KC -6.5

 

Jax -4 1/2                    at            Indy                            45

This is a tougher one for me.  FL is a BBC state, Indiana is a furry state.  I don't fully understand the desire to be in a mascot uniform and how this translates to anything remotely enjoyable.  Anyway, the edge has to be to BBC in this one.  It is really one of the most level headed news organizations in the world.  Oddly enough, Al Jazeera in Europe is quite even handed as well.  Jax -4.5.  And without Taylor or Moss, I just don't see an upset.

 

San Fran -2 1/2           at             Pittsburgh                 41

Probably no Bosa, perhaps no Kittle, but this one really comes down to Asian v. hairy p****.  I have to say this is a really strange search for the Keystone state, or at least it seems to be to me, but who am I to say.  Can you imagine the members of Merion sitting around discussing the top rated HP videos over a gimlet and some weird sandwich with the crusts cut off?  I can't.  But I do like the way the Steelers came out of the preseason with no injuries.  I can also see the black t-shirt PGH crowd getting involved in the HP debate at the tailgate.  PGH +2.5

 

And there you have it, the scientific way to pick NFL games.  Have a good week everyone.

 

 

It's his thing boys. The man from Montana watches a lot of porn.

P3P always stays on top of what is trending Sex wise in every state. 

 

I howled. Awesome post Montana. ⚡

 

 

Your home state of Pennsylvania. 

 

 

My Michigan.

 

[touch]

😀

 

More Cousins!  

 

 

 

[touch]

Picks    Week 1 

 

imk                  Washington            Car/Atl Over              Cincy/ Clev Under

NJBF               Washington           Jacksonville PP          Minnesota

chisag             Washington            Chicago                      San Fran

P48                 Det/KC Over          Jacksonville PP          Philadelphia

BC                   Washington           Dallas                          Chicago

TL                   Washington            Jacksonville               Seattle

P3P                KC                           Jacksonville               Pittsburgh 

 

[touch]

Now it's time for me to study and make my picks. 

 

 

 

[touch]

13 minutes ago, Double Mocha Man said:

 

I must have overlooked that in the rules...

 

 

This is the first time actually that we are doing the power play. It is something new that I came up with.  

 

I will wait for your next post before adding in your picks Bellingham. 

[Double Mocha Man]

2 hours ago, Double Mocha Man said:

DMM's picks for Week 1:

 

KC    -6 1/2

Pittsburg    +2 1/2

Seattle     -5 1/2

 

PP   Denver  - 4

 

Okay, I'm kicking Seattle's a** out of my picks and replacing them with Denver at -4.  Thinking Russell Wilson, as much as I hate to admit it, will be upping his game to Sean Peyton levels.

 

Therefore Denver becomes my PP for this week, as well.  

[Petethreeput]

@touch oddly enough I don’t watch it.  I have certainly seen it, but the overall feeling I have is sadness since most of it is demeaning for the woman.  The stories of many of these women are oftentimes tragic, Mia Khalifa as the most recent example, but she made enough money to just walk away.

 

But there is no better window to the soul of the US populace than what people search for in the privacy of their own home.  I find the whole human psyche fascinating and the internet which tracks our every move is truly a gift to the curious.  The fact everyone experiences money, love, and sex as commonalities makes it the obvious connector for most audiences.

[Double Mocha Man]

17 minutes ago, Petethreeput said:

@touch oddly enough I don’t watch it.  I have certainly seen it, but the overall feeling I have is sadness since most of it is demeaning for the woman.  The stories of many of these women are oftentimes tragic, Mia Khalifa as the most recent example, but she made enough money to just walk away.

 

But there is no better window to the soul of the US populace than what people search for in the privacy of their own home.  I find the whole human psyche fascinating and the internet which tracks our every move is truly a gift to the curious.  The fact everyone experiences money, love, and sex as commonalities makes it the obvious connector for most audiences.

 

I applaud you P3P for being so open-minded toward the plight of women who are born equal to the rest of us.  You are a thinker.  Not necessarily expected of someone living in Montana at this time.

[touch]

Picks    Week 1 

 

imk                  Washington            Car/Atl Over              Cincy/ Clev Under

NJBF               Washington           Jacksonville PP          Minnesota

chisag             Washington            Chicago                      San Fran

P48                 Det/KC Over          Jacksonville PP          Philadelphia

BC                   Washington           Dallas                          Chicago

TL                   Washington            Jacksonville               Seattle

P3P                KC                           Jacksonville               Pittsburgh

DMM              KC                            Denver PP                  Pittsburgh 

[NCLancer]

1 hour ago, touch said:

😀

 

More Cousins!  

 

 

 

Thanks for sharing...that was pretty funny!!

[Double Mocha Man]

18 minutes ago, touch said:

Picks    Week 1 

 

imk                  Washington            Car/Atl Over              Cincy/ Clev Under

NJBF               Washington           Jacksonville PP          Minnesota

chisag             Washington            Chicago                      San Fran

P48                 Det/KC Over          Jacksonville PP          Philadelphia

BC                   Washington           Dallas                          Chicago

TL                   Washington            Jacksonville               Seattle

P3P                KC                           Jacksonville               Pittsburgh

DMM              KC                            Denver PP                  Pittsburgh 

 

O/U is not getting a lot of love.

[touch]

4 minutes ago, NCLancer said:

Thanks for sharing...that was pretty funny!!

 

 

It was! 😀  You're welcome NCL. 

 

 

 

I bet you are still smiling brother. 👍

[touch]

3 minutes ago, Double Mocha Man said:

 

O/U is not getting a lot of love.

 

 

You will see that side picks are far more popular than the O/U's all season long DMM. 

 

[NCLancer]

5 minutes ago, touch said:

 

 

It was! 😀  You're welcome NCL. 

 

 

 

I bet you are still smiling brother. 👍

That is a sweet-looking helmet!!! And it's 1-0 this season😁

[touch]

15 minutes ago, NCLancer said:

That is a sweet-looking helmet!!! And it's 1-0 this season😁

 

That is a sweet helmet.

Now update those stale plain Jane end zone paint jobs please. 😁

[NCLancer]

13 minutes ago, touch said:

 

That is a sweet helmet.

Now update those stale plain Jane end zone paint jobs please. 😁

That's a fair criticism...I'll make a few calls tomorrow see what I can do.

 

[imkirby34]

@touch Can you please make my Washington pick a PP?  Thank you. 

 

In theory, I should have enough time to make my picks next week as Tuesday is a non-golf day while we transfer from one hotel to the other.  I looked at the Week 2 schedule and I don't think I could confidently come up with 3 picks without seeing the Week 1 results and injury reports.

[touch]

16 minutes ago, imkirby34 said:

@touch Can you please make my Washington pick a PP?  Thank you. 

 

In theory, I should have enough time to make my picks next week as Tuesday is a non-golf day while we transfer from one hotel to the other.  I looked at the Week 2 schedule and I don't think I could confidently come up with 3 picks without seeing the Week 1 results and injury reports.

 

 

Got it.