Best one liners on personalized golf balls

[longballguy]

Warning: Infected with Swine Flu

Warning: I have A.I.D.S.

Toucha my ball I breaka you face!

Stop playing with John Smith's balls!

Only John Smith's wife can touch his balls

Hey duma**, this Pro V1 looks nothing like the pink Flying Lady you fished from the pond!

Owner's 5 iron swing speed is 90 mph. How will your jaw hold up to that impact speed?

[gopher59]

MINE!!!

[msaxon1017]

Ho Hum

[_MS22_]

I found quite a few this year locally from private clubs to munis with:

"LD: OB Left"

After asking around one of the club pros knows the guy (initials LD) his wife bought him 12 dozen lebelled with that.

And yes I found about 7-or 8 of them, all OB left. Greatness.

[mwatson25]

"Yeah it really went that far"

[ScooterMcTavish]

How about:

"This ball paid for by other players' money"

[Noles]

FREEZE GOPHER!

[myspinonit]

Not yours

or

My kids'
inheritance
spent well

[Kadin 25]

Shhh..I'm hiding from (name)

[Guia]

LOST BALL

[Sikxer]

Found one that said:
"I'm not lost.. I'm on a recon mission!"

Mine would say:
"Take me to your leader!"

[Trey]

"Birdie maker, money taker"

[PZero]

"In Soviet Russia, ball hits you"

[JDorfler]

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"In Soviet Russia, ball hits you"
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That one is Awesomeness in a Box!

[stage1350]

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[rainkingjr]

Gunga Lagunga. Madonna with meatballs. Ahoy polloi. we could do this all night with Caddyshack quotes.We can do that; we don’t even have to have a reason.

[Jayhawkrx93]

Past couple years have gone with:

WWJBD

What Would Jimmy Buffet Do

[moonshine]

Out of Round!
Crushed by
CDJ

[Ranger Rick]

In big bold red letters

[size=6][color=#FF0000][b]RANGE[/b][/color][/size]

[size="1"]Or "[size=3]sponsored by you"[/size][/size]

[Txstcatman]

"I hit it too pure"

"just a groove low"

[njlam]

give me an 8....

snowman....

[kmayer99]

Not a one liner, but the best I found was,

"Buy the ticket,
take the ride"
-HST-

I had to google it to figure it out. It is a good one though

[mikey96]

I'm lost

[Beatupfender]

Called him shorty, then he hit me.

[nedworledge]

"Hit me with your best shot"

[StumpV1]

"You Hit It Here Too?!"

[DoYouKnowTheMuffinMan]

Im with stupid ==>
Ahh you found me!
WINNER! Turn in at ProShop for prize (the guy in my group that found it really thought he had won something)
Dont make me go back!
Just let me swim!
My dimple hurts
Jenny 8675309
Balls McFly
No Ball Hawking
Knockoff Easter Egg (saw on a Srixon tour yellow)
BLOWUP HOLE
HoneyBadgerDontCare
9/10 of the Law
t(*_* )t or Q(*_*Q) would be funny

[dpark]

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I know I am slow, but I don't get this one Brad...

[Stretch]

Hit me. I like it.

[wundej]

"your ball is back there"