Bryson DeChambeau planning to get "a lot bigger" in the next couple months

[Shipwreck]

I love that he is becoming the first player in PGA tour history to have 14 clubs all with graphite shafts!!! And in his words, the stiffest graphite shafts our there. Now by no means is he a short knocker, but I’m not seeing him use House of Forged XX flex driver shafts anytime soon.

 

His personality seems like a complete farce and everything about him had to be a schtick. Next he’s gonna get full sleeve tats and grow a beard when he feels like he’s becoming irrelevant.

[musclefront]

> @QuigleyDU said:

> > @musclefront said:

> > I love when Bryson talks down to the “layman” like anyone that didn’t take physics 101 cant understand a word with more than 2 syllables.

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> To me it always seems like he is throwing a bunch of big words together to mask that he doesn’t really know what he is talking about. Haha, and I like the guy. But you can speak to people without trying to sound like you are trying so hard.

 

When he hurt his back a couple years ago and named all the muscles and then said “but for you guys it means I hurt my lower back” was it for me. Funniest part be named the WRONG MUSCLES lol. What a tool.

[thesaxemachine]

Really looking forward to BD throwing in "well I did 6 sets of 8 lat pulldowns yesterday, and I'm carrying residual fatigue of 2.7%, so that means in wet conditions, having had broccoli with lunch, and a wind speed of 7.8 mph...."

 

He would just be a whole like more likable if he never spoke.

[QuigleyDU]

> @musclefront said:

> > @QuigleyDU said:

> > > @musclefront said:

> > > I love when Bryson talks down to the “layman” like anyone that didn’t take physics 101 cant understand a word with more than 2 syllables.

> >

> > To me it always seems like he is throwing a bunch of big words together to mask that he doesn’t really know what he is talking about. Haha, and I like the guy. But you can speak to people without trying to sound like you are trying so hard.

>

> When he hurt his back a couple years ago and named all the muscles and then said “but for you guys it means I hurt my lower back” was it for me. Funniest part be named the WRONG MUSCLES lol. What a tool.

 

I remember that...

[MK7Golf21]

Bryson had to be some virgin weirdo in high school, the guy went all out after he got tour $$$ with his current stripper looking g/f, lol

[ExTrumpet]

Has anyone ever asked Bry the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[jonsnow]

> @ExTrumpet said:

> Has anyone ever asked Bry the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

 

What do you mean? An African or European swallow?

[Sandhurst241069]

> @bscinstnct said:

> "Hmm, I wonder if I should start recruiting my muscle spindles? Nah, pass the pancakes"

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...exactly ... and that was a lazy 127mph with 43 inches of persimmon on steel .. genetic potential and hitting lots of balls will get it done .. cynical about the golf carry over of non specific strength work other than (maybe) injury prevention. Wonder how often DL3, John Daly and Bubba have been under the bar...

 

[zmosnot]

The full quote from Bryson was hilarious. He contradicts himself a couple times.

[NonCompetitive1]

DeChambeau takes the expression fake it til you make it til another level...what a boy..

[tiderider]

> @thesaxemachine said:

> Really looking forward to BD throwing in "well I did 6 sets of 8 lat pulldowns yesterday, and I'm carrying residual fatigue of 2.7%, so that means in wet conditions, having had broccoli with lunch, and a wind speed of 7.8 mph...."

>

> He would just be a whole like more likable if he never spoke.

 

hey, the rf stat is undervalued ...

[NonCompetitive1]

DeShamBoy.

[Bingo1976]

> @Sandhurst241069 said:

Wonder how often DL3, John Daly and Bubba have been under the bar...

>

 

In Daly's case, many times, just not the bar you are thinking of...

[tr881430]

At least the hole should look bigger with smaller balls. ? Too low hanging fruit?