Valentines Day

[Sean2]

This thread is...unraveling. :-)

[LiveWire]

I'm glad I used an alias instead of my name. Sean3 would have been hard to live up to in this thread.

[leinad5006]

My wife got me a few cigars and a gift certificate to the cigar shop. Need to stock the humidor she got me for xmas.

[DavePelz4]

BTW...gave these to Mrs. Pelz tonight...said I'd make her breakfast in bed and asked how she'd like her eggs in the morning. She said unfertilized and she'd prefer if I was in the guest room.

 

[Sean2]

BTW...gave these to Mrs. Pelz tonight...said I'd make her breakfast in bed and asked how she'd like her eggs in the morning. She said unfertilized and she'd prefer if I was in the guest room.

 

 

Ouch!

[PeanutsDaddy]

BTW...gave these to Mrs. Pelz tonight...said I'd make her breakfast in bed and asked how she'd like her eggs in the morning. She said unfertilized and she'd prefer if I was in the guest room.

 

 

Now that's not kosher.

[Sean2]

BTW...gave these to Mrs. Pelz tonight...said I'd make her breakfast in bed and asked how she'd like her eggs in the morning. She said unfertilized and she'd prefer if I was in the guest room.

 

 

Now that's not kosher.

 

Yeah, no bacon for Dave.

[PeanutsDaddy]

Roses are red . . .
Bacon is red . . .
Poems are hard . . .
Bacon.

I'm happy we brought this thread back into focus. Thank you Sean for the guidance.

[deadsolid...shank]

Mrs Pelz sounds like a smart woman.

And as to the kids and the coin flip, don't feel too bad Dave,

As the wife and I inform the kids of our (rapidly) on setting senility and that we will soon be coming to live with them...........it's a race to see which one can call "no dibs" first! Lovely children also.

[DavePelz4]

Shank my kids have that covered. They've rented a storage locker to put us in. We're currently negotiating for a light socket and power strip.

[arnold palmtree]

We've been snowed in the past 3 days in South Carolina so I didn't have the opportunity to get my girlfriend flowers or anything. Today we were stir crazy and just spent the day together out shopping mostly at Edwin Watts and Golfsmith. Instead of flowers, she let me slide with just buying her a bunch of pink accessories for her golf bag.

[dasbill]

Well my wife got me a 2014 hoofer! Without me telling her. She checked my eBay search history and what I was watching. Smart lady.

[Midnightexpress]

[quote name='dasbill' timestamp='1392444956' post='8672391']
Well my wife got me a 2014 hoofer! Without me telling her. She checked my eBay search history and what I was watching. Smart lady.
[/quote]

my wife also checks my ebay and golfWRX BST search history.. and says "you are not buying more golf stuff again are you???" No honey...I just dream of what could be some day, as you do about your $200 purses and $300 boots. Conversation over.

[deadsolid...shank]

[quote name='DavePelz4' timestamp='1392442049' post='8672279']
Shank my kids have that covered. They've rented a storage locker to put us in. We're currently negotiating for a light socket and power strip.
[/quote]

Nice!! Try going upscale....get one of the climate controlled units.

[MattTheTaff]

I didn't get her anything

My presence alone should be enough for her.

[DavePelz4]

[quote name='MattTheTaff' timestamp='1392473496' post='8673233']
I didn't get her anything

My presence alone should be enough for her.
[/quote]

Your presence are her presents?

[ckay]

I never get anything for V Day except the bill. Should I consider trading her in?

[PeanutsDaddy]

[quote name='ckay' timestamp='1392479795' post='8673679']
I never get anything for V Day except the bill. Should I consider trading her in?
[/quote]

Are you 100 percent certain there is a better model out there? Sometimes you just have to commit to what's in your bag (and/or your wallet).

[KLeC]

[quote name='idiotbox' timestamp='1392432373' post='8671299']
My girlfriend organized my garage and I fixed her car. After that we had a beer. She's cool like that.
[/quote]

If she wants to come up to Nashville, my garage is a freak show ... Just sayin'! That's a cool lady.

[KLeC]

[quote name='MattTheTaff' timestamp='1392473496' post='8673233']
I didn't get her anything

My presence alone should be enough for her.
[/quote]

You're a brave man. I'm guessing she doesn't read these forums!

[goobers80]

[color=#800080]I may be only female who thinks flowers ands chocolates ands a card is stupid. Flowers die , so wastes of money. Chocolates probably makes them ask if they looks fat. Ands a card is right into the recycling bin. If peoples actually love each others , they shoulds celebrate it everyday , nots on a commercial holiday.[/color]

[Midnightexpress]

[quote name='goobers80' timestamp='1392500391' post='8675577']
[color=#800080]I may be only female who thinks flowers ands chocolates ands a card is stupid. Flowers die , so wastes of money. Chocolates probably makes them ask if they looks fat. Ands a card is right into the recycling bin. If peoples actually love each others , they shoulds celebrate it everyday , nots on a commercial holiday.[/color]
[/quote]

This is brilliant!!! Can you talk to my wife? shes still the old fashion type where if I don't get her a V-day card, a mothers day card, a birthday card, a Christmas card and what ever other day there is to buy a card... my name is mud. me? I don't care, I don't want a card. I like chocolate though.. I don't care if it makes me look fat. but I do want my ProV1x's.... I ask for them every holiday.. V-day, fathers day, birthday... ect ect ect. only because SHE (not me, honest) insists on buying each other something around the $50 mark... we do spend quite a bit more than that on each other for Christmas though...don't ask me why, cuz I don't really know.

[goobers80]

[color=#800080]I haves a whole list of crap that ticks me off. Likes the stupid engagement ring size means he loves you more. These holidays are set ups to make guys fail. To me that is nots *old-fashioned* , it is dumb. Everything has becomes commercial ands materialized. It may be obvious i do nots get along with females well , since most i meet care more abouts themselves ands think what their *man* does is stupid. I enjoy older women , as they stopped caring abouts most of this stuffs.[/color]

[color=#800080]Listening to stupid gossip vs. round of golf. Images of Airplane the movie ands all those peoples killing themselves listening to the main guy talk come to me.[/color]

[cmrl1986]

Wife got a Micheal kors purse, chocolates, chocolate covered strawberries, and a card. I told he about the second Bettinardi that I bought this month and she didn't kill me. Even trade as far as I'm concerned, I'm pretty sure the MK purse saved my a$$!

[jurr80]

Wife got a LV gift card (instead of buying a really expensive purse, I sprinkle gift cards in over a good bit of time..she saves them up then does her thing.)
We cooked lobster and crab legs...she tells me to close my eyes..and she wheels in a new travel case!

It was SO needed. God bless her.

[Flip4000]

My gf let me go to the Minnesota golf expo today and made me cupcakes, I will take that as a win

[Sean2]

[quote name='DavePelz4' timestamp='1392442049' post='8672279']
Shank my kids have that covered. They've rented a storage locker to put us in. We're currently negotiating for a light socket and power strip.
[/quote]

Love is a wonderful thing.

[Sean2]

[quote name='goobers80' timestamp='1392500391' post='8675577']
[color=#800080]I may be only female who thinks flowers ands chocolates ands a card is stupid. Flowers die , so wastes of money. Chocolates probably makes them ask if they looks fat. Ands a card is right into the recycling bin. If peoples actually love each others , they shoulds celebrate it everyday , nots on a commercial holiday.[/color]
[/quote]

Well said Sam. :-)

[Chief Illiniwek]

[quote name='goobers80' timestamp='1392500391' post='8675577']
[color=#800080]I may be only female who thinks flowers ands chocolates ands a card is stupid. Flowers die , so wastes of money. Chocolates probably makes them ask if they looks fat. Ands a card is right into the recycling bin. If peoples actually love each others , they shoulds celebrate it everyday , nots on a commercial holiday.[/color]
[/quote]

Not the only one Goobers. My wife insists on no Valentine's Day gifts, although she likes flowers at random times.

[Jon H]

[quote name='MtlJeff' timestamp='1392424675' post='8670571']
oh it's my wife that gets the long shaft

bong!!!!!!
[/quote]

The return of Andrew Dice Clay.