Robert Allenby Robbed and Beaten Up in Hawaii

[Rock Chalk Jayhawk]

[quote name='eagle1997' timestamp='1422326457' post='10824925']At least tell me you have a bag of Funyuns with you.[/quote]

Nope, but I have a bag of organic baby carrots that I've been munching on.

[MtlJeff]

If getting hammered and doing something dumb makes you an alcoholic then 7000 out of my 12000 posts here confirm i am an alcoholic

[eagle1997]

[quote name='Rock Chalk Jayhawk' timestamp='1422326697' post='10824951']
[quote name='eagle1997' timestamp='1422326457' post='10824925']At least tell me you have a bag of Funyuns with you.[/quote]

Nope, but I have a bag of organic baby carrots that I've been munching on.
[/quote]

Please let there be dip... or at the very least a 2nd browser tab in incognito mode?

Just don't tell me your watching a documentary on a dance that symbolizes the anteater mating rituals...

[TigerStrong]

[quote name='monkeynaut' timestamp='1422325299' post='10824773']
So, Allenby's got 22 professional wins worldwide.
But is this Hawaii fiasco going to be what defines him?
[/quote]

No being an asshat defines him...can't wait for the presser tomorrow!!

[Rock Chalk Jayhawk]

[quote name='eagle1997' timestamp='1422326961' post='10824997'][quote name='Rock Chalk Jayhawk' timestamp='1422326697' post='10824951']
[quote name='eagle1997' timestamp='1422326457' post='10824925']At least tell me you have a bag of Funyuns with you.[/quote]

Nope, but I have a bag of organic baby carrots that I've been munching on.
[/quote]

Please let there be dip... or at the very least a 2nd browser tab in incognito mode?

Just don't tell me your watching a documentary on a dance that symbolizes the anteater mating rituals...[/quote]

Would it make you feel better that I am herb friendly? And sorry, but I couldn't find the documentary you reference. What's the title?

[Argos Draco]

[quote name='DavePelz4' timestamp='1422313767' post='10823553']
[quote name='monkeynaut' timestamp='1422313154' post='10823469']
[quote name='DFinch' timestamp='1422312257' post='10823361']
[quote name='Chief Cowpie' timestamp='1422276471' post='10819483']
$3400 bar tab at the strip club... expensive drinks or the the club doctored the credit card?
[/quote]

He's got millions!
[/quote]
I'm starting to see how he racked up with $3400 tab.
[url="http://clubfemmenu.com/food/"]http://clubfemmenu.com/food/[/url]
[/quote]

I hope the food is better than the rest of the menu.
[/quote]

I have two food rules that I always abide by.

1) Never order food at a strip joint.

2) Never eat at a buffet during the cold and flu season.

[landolakes]

This would never happen to Wade Boggs

[eagle1997]

It's a reference to a scene from 'Can't Buy Me Love.' I have no idea why I made it. I mean, I've been drinking tonight so I probably won't remember this convo in the am, but I promise not to blame the homeless for it.

I like herb tea, does that count?

[bscinstnct]

Maybe he will announce

He is running for political office.

[MtlJeff]

bump

[denvergolf]

[quote name='knock it close' timestamp='1422326445' post='10824921']
So one drunken stupor classifies as alcoholism? Maybe he doesn't drink much and that's why he ended up plastered.
[/quote]I'm sure that's it. And, remember, he only had 3 drinks.

[knock it close]

[quote name='denvergolf' timestamp='1422329592' post='10825271']
[quote name='knock it close' timestamp='1422326445' post='10824921']
So one drunken stupor classifies as alcoholism? Maybe he doesn't drink much and that's why he ended up plastered.
[/quote]I'm sure that's it. And, remember, he only had 3 drinks.
[/quote]Yea exactly the guys just a light weight.

[502 to Right]

[quote name='Rock Chalk Jayhawk' timestamp='1422327356' post='10825041']
Would it make you feel better that I am herb friendly?
[/quote]

Is that code for you smoke dope?

[denvergolf]

[quote name='502 to Right' timestamp='1422329904' post='10825309'][quote name='Rock Chalk Jayhawk' timestamp='1422327356' post='10825041']
Would it make you feel better that I am herb friendly?
[/quote]

Is that code for you smoke dope?[/quote]What gave it away? �

[502 to Right]

[quote name='MtlJeff' timestamp='1422329439' post='10825255']
bump
[/quote]

Post binge to get to 75?

[monkeynaut]

Would it make you feel better that I am herb friendly?

 

Is that code for you smoke dope?

[MtlJeff]

[quote name='502 to Right' timestamp='1422331289' post='10825481']
[quote name='MtlJeff' timestamp='1422329439' post='10825255']
bump
[/quote]

Post binge to get to 75?
[/quote]

+1

[Thrillhouse]

So I was on that website doing "research" (thank you monkeynaut), and I have a few things to say:

1. I would seriously take a run at Tiffany.

2. Why does that strip club have a vending machine in it?

[502 to Right]

Would it make you feel better that I am herb friendly?

 

Is that code for you smoke dope?

 

Whoops. Was I supposed to be more coy?

 

 

 

As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

 

 

[monkeynaut]

[quote name='Thrillhouse' timestamp='1422332639' post='10825609']
So I was on that website doing "research" (thank you monkeynaut), and I have a few things to say:

1. I would seriously take a run at Tiffany.

2. Why does that strip club have a vending machine in it?
[/quote]
When all this is said and done, we'll need to have a Pole Dancer Pole and figure out who Allenby spent $3400 on.


Side Note: For all the golf fans, Robert Allenby fans....
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[dlygrisse]

[quote name='Thrillhouse' timestamp='1422332639' post='10825609']So I was on that website doing "research" (thank you monkeynaut), and I have a few things to say:

1. I would seriously take a run at Tiffany.

2. Why does that strip club have a vending machine in it?[/quote]
Nice website, I can certainly see how Tiffany could relieve you of $3500 but I got dibs on Dizzle.

[Thrillhouse]

[quote name='dlygrisse' timestamp='1422334673' post='10825779']
[quote name='Thrillhouse' timestamp='1422332639' post='10825609']So I was on that website doing "research" (thank you monkeynaut), and I have a few things to say:

1. I would seriously take a run at Tiffany.

2. Why does that strip club have a vending machine in it?[/quote]
Nice website, I can certainly see how Tiffany could relieve you of $3500 but I got dibs on Dizzle.
[/quote]

Dizzle is an excellent name for a stripper.

[Don W]

I would suggest Allenby ask for the trunk monkey option on his Phoenix courtesy car so that he has no more "Taken" scenarios, he could even use it on course for his caddy.

[BrickDaFunk]

I have a mint 2014 Select NP2, a mint Method 006, a few Tour Spec Speeder's and an AD DI I can trade for Chyna...but have no problem considering Tiffany, if some Ahi Poke is thrown in with the deal.

[eightiron]

The sleeping in the boot idea is catching on

https://au.totaltravel.yahoo.com/news/a/26108570/110-to-spend-the-night-in-a-car-boot/

[dlygrisse]

[quote name='eightiron' timestamp='1422337613' post='10825961']
The sleeping in the boot idea is catching on

https://au.totaltravel.yahoo.com/news/a/26108570/110-to-spend-the-night-in-a-car-boot/[/quote]but are there strippers involved?

[502 to Right]

The thread title needs to be changed.

[502 to Right]

[quote name='Matt J' timestamp='1421559668' post='10768085']
That news report makes me want to visit Hawaii even less. Notice they emphasize that the haole was no longer affiliated with the tournament and that there are conflicting reports. Dude pretty obviously got mugged. How's that his fault?

But, she was wearing a very short dress...
[/quote]

No.

[monkeynaut]

He robbed himself of his dignity and beat himself up on a lava rock.
So from a certain perspective...

[BrickDaFunk]

Instead of reading my son a Curious George book, I am going to refer to this thread and the plight of Robert Allenby...only problem is, does a moral exist in all this? Maybe, get rich kid...you can do whatever the %#$& you want if you have millions.