The funniest things you found on golf ball

[caniac6]

I found one with Charles Barkley's picture on it.

[Turdrigo]

Two strange ones come to mind :

1) "in my mind, Todd humped himself"

2) "this ball is like my d!ck, lost in some random bush"

[deltapapatango]

c0ck and balls symbold on the side.

[chinaski]

c0ck and balls symbold on the side.

 

I played a muni today in 35-40* F degree weather with some drizzle. Got to the 7th hole and someone had drawn a giant p#nis in the greenside sand trap. I've seen that on a ball, but first time in the sand for me. I decided to leave it for the next guy to hopefully land in.

[chrisgilly09]

Didnt find it but I watched a mate draw a flashlight on the ball so it wouldnt be afraid of the dark on the green. Hilarious

[Guia]

LOST.

[lloyyd]

Found this today.

[Roc-A-Fella_1]

Found this today.

 

Just do it.

[denvergolf]

Found a ball last week that said "Nobody is allowed to play with Jeff's balls, but Denise"

[DevilDog]

Found one that had been custom ordered since it was printed on the ball by a machine. Said, "Pound Me Hard"

[deep18]

Best friend is fluent in German, had "I have dirty balls" printed on the side of his ball in German for a time.

[SadTrombone]

[Tiemco]

Found and still have a Titleist that has 69 as the number with "Any Face Will Do" printed on it.

[EnnioS4]

A good friend of mine bought me 4 personalized sleeves of balls that read: if found you can prank call at xxx-xxx-xxxx!! I only used one sleeve of those in the last 2 years. Sure enough the first round I lost the whole sleeve. Haven't got a phone call yet

 

[Optimus-Par]

Saw one yesterday that said "Just Give Up" on it.

[ctabone26]

Here are some of my favorites and yes, I mark my balls with these:

 

1. IF FOUND CALL (954) 234-7546

ASK FOR Miguel Magia

*NOT PRINTED ON THE BALL - Miguel Magia is ‘Magic Mike’ in Spanish. The Phone # is for the top male escort service in the SF Bay Area

 

2. CAUTION: ALCOHOL CAN AFFECT SCORE!

3. FINALLY LEFT HIM. BAD BALL? YA....THERE, I SAID IT.

4. YOU JUST APPREHENDED A TWO STROKE FELON

5. BESIDES ME, I’M GUESSING HE LOST THE HOLE TOO!

[Titleist87]

"Sofa King"

[Ping Zings]

[Quasimoto]

Found this one today.

 

A Pro V1 with "ANOTHER $5 DOWN THE DRAIN!

 

Also, a buddy used to own a Wendy's and used Pro V1 balls.

The were printed with "If Found Return to Wendy's for a Free Burger".

The following year he wasn't using them and when asked why our other buddy pipes up with "It cost him too many hamburgers".