Paula's new man

[tembolo1284]

Feelin' better T?

[Skaffa77]

TBowles - I've been traveling on business the last few days and missed this entire thread. My condolences.

Perhaps you can pull the desparation card out, do like some others and post a YouTube video expressing your desire for a round of golf with your favorite golfer. It could perhaps let her see what she'll be missing...I mean...we are talking about a Denzel Washington look-a-like here.

[DavePelz4]

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[quote name='lumberman2462' timestamp='1373553876' post='7431526']
TB you need to keep us updated with how you're coping with this trauma.

Maybe you should talk about your feelings and stuff.

FYI: Alcohol helps.....
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I'm flying to Dallas to play golf with some former Cowboys and current Cowboys coaches in 100 degree heat. I'm sure there will be beverages consumed and lots of staring at trophy wives that were given some "augmentation" and a budget for their "loyalty."
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TB...remember I'm single in case any of those ladies are looking for someone to play around (of golf of course) with.
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Duly noted. Maybe I can get a pic or two to show you what I mean...
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Will trade golf balls...

[Mr22putt]

[quote name='Kaysquare' timestamp='1373563111' post='7432660']
I thought all you guys would be over this news by now.......evidently not. :-)
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Mom
Can my friends stay for lunch....we are having so much fun right now.....I don't want them to leave.
Can you please make enough Kraft Dinner and grape Kool-Aid......don't forget....I like yellow mustard with my bologna sandwiches.

Luv
Me & the Boys
xoxoxox

[tbowles411]

[quote name='tembolo1284' timestamp='1373566260' post='7433026']
Feelin' better T?
[/quote]
I'm getting there. I'm on the prowl for a more curvy golfer now...

[Mr22putt]

[quote name='Skaffa77' timestamp='1373566314' post='7433036']
TBowles - I've been traveling on business the last few days and missed this entire thread. My condolences.

Perhaps you can pull the desparation card out, do like some others and post a YouTube video expressing your desire for a round of golf with your favorite golfer. It could perhaps let her see what she'll be missing...I mean...we are talking about a Denzel Washington look-a-like here.
[/quote]

Great idea.....it worked for the young man who posted a YouTube prom invite to Belen.
There will be so much pressure that Paula CANNOT say no...as Belen has set precedence.

Actually, I'd take 1 Belen over 10 Paula's any day.

[tbowles411]

[quote name='Mr22putt' timestamp='1373567613' post='7433202']
[quote name='Skaffa77' timestamp='1373566314' post='7433036']
TBowles - I've been traveling on business the last few days and missed this entire thread. My condolences.

Perhaps you can pull the desparation card out, do like some others and post a YouTube video expressing your desire for a round of golf with your favorite golfer. It could perhaps let her see what she'll be missing...I mean...we are talking about a Denzel Washington look-a-like here.
[/quote]

Great idea.....it worked for the young man who posted a YouTube prom invite to Belen.
There will be so much pressure that Paula CANNOT say no...as Belen has set precedence.

Actually, I'd take 1 Belen over 10 Paula's any day.
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I'd have to say I'd do that too...curves and a bit exotic...

[tembolo1284]

[quote name='tbowles411' timestamp='1373567536' post='7433190']
[quote name='tembolo1284' timestamp='1373566260' post='7433026']
Feelin' better T?
[/quote]
I'm getting there. I'm on the prowl for a more curvy golfer now...
[/quote]

Try a spaniard. She'll kill you with the inner thighs.

[Pearly Spencer]

[quote name='tbowles411' timestamp='1373567536' post='7433190']
[quote name='tembolo1284' timestamp='1373566260' post='7433026']
Feelin' better T?
[/quote]
I'm getting there. [b]I'm on the prowl for a more curvy golfer now...[/b]
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I was going to suggest that Lincicome girl as she looks to be all lumps & bumps whenever I've seen her on TV ...

however I'll take a rain check on that as a google confirmation photo of her had me doubting the quality of the curves

[tbowles411]

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[quote name='tbowles411' timestamp='1373567536' post='7433190']
[quote name='tembolo1284' timestamp='1373566260' post='7433026']
Feelin' better T?
[/quote]
I'm getting there. I'm on the prowl for a more curvy golfer now...
[/quote]

Try a spaniard. She'll kill you with the inner thighs.
[/quote]
Hmmm....I like the way you think!

[stage1350]

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[quote name='tbowles411' timestamp='1373567536' post='7433190']
[quote name='tembolo1284' timestamp='1373566260' post='7433026']
Feelin' better T?
[/quote]
I'm getting there. I'm on the prowl for a more curvy golfer now...
[/quote]

Try a spaniard. She'll kill you with the inner thighs.
[/quote]
Hmmm....I like the way you think!
[/quote]

I'll guarantee you Paula's inner thighs allow her to ride her new boy toy like a saddle, reverse cowgirl style...

[tembolo1284]

[quote name='tbowles411' timestamp='1373568649' post='7433366']
[quote name='tembolo1284' timestamp='1373567723' post='7433218']
[quote name='tbowles411' timestamp='1373567536' post='7433190']
[quote name='tembolo1284' timestamp='1373566260' post='7433026']
Feelin' better T?
[/quote]
I'm getting there. I'm on the prowl for a more curvy golfer now...
[/quote]

Try a spaniard. She'll kill you with the inner thighs.
[/quote]
Hmmm....I like the way you think!
[/quote]

isn't that one of the main reasons i'm in line to be your consigliere?

[tembolo1284]

[quote name='stage1350' timestamp='1373569083' post='7433404']
I'll guarantee you Paula's inner thighs allow her to ride her new boy toy like a saddle, reverse cowgirl style...
[/quote]

You think they plumb bob much?

T again....Sorry!

[Pearly Spencer]

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yes much as I thought she's OK but don't really quite 'cut the mustard' as we would say here in the UK - certainly not as attractive as Ms Creamer IMO

I guess if you're looking for curves in abundance then Christina Kim crosses the mind (and exits it just as quick) - she does have a 'bubbly' personality though

[stage1350]

TBowles just has to wait until she is married to this guy so that he can be her secret back door man. Sure, he'll be getting sloppy seconds. But anything is better than nothing.

[lumberman2462]

[quote name='tbowles411' timestamp='1373560518' post='7432352']
[quote name='lumberman2462' timestamp='1373553876' post='7431526']
TB you need to keep us updated with how you're coping with this trauma.

Maybe you should talk about your feelings and stuff.

FYI: Alcohol helps.....
[/quote]
I'm flying to Dallas to play golf with some former Cowboys and current Cowboys coaches in 100 degree heat. I'm sure there will be beverages consumed and lots of staring at trophy wives that were given some "augmentation" and a budget for their "loyalty."
[/quote]

There's nothing wrong with a [i]Loyalty Rewards Program[/i] for a Trophy Wife. Some of my dearest friends have been participating in those programs for many decades - they even trade up every few years. Some of the happiest miserably rich people you've ever met.

Wonder if Paula has her new man on the payroll?

[OldGolfer87]

[quote name='DavePelz4' timestamp='1373547466' post='7430898']
[quote name='OldGolfer87' timestamp='1373533801' post='7430364']
Why is there so much interest in Paula's boyfriend ?? if she was with ....... say Taylor Swift .... now that would be news ....seeing her with a man is only ordinary at best.... if that much
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OG you need to put yourself in timeout corner for today. Posting anything referencing Taylor Swift isn't allowed in these hallowed forums.
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Believe it or not ... she is as attractive as Paula .. if not more ...this is not about singing ........People in this forum are talking about sloppy seconds ... and i have to go to timeout because i mentioned Taylor Swift as attractive ???? .... i am not the one who needs a time out ..... and if you don't like my reference ... pound salt ...

[tembolo1284]

[quote name='OldGolfer87' timestamp='1373574474' post='7434080']
[quote name='DavePelz4' timestamp='1373547466' post='7430898']
[quote name='OldGolfer87' timestamp='1373533801' post='7430364']
Why is there so much interest in Paula's boyfriend ?? if she was with ....... say Taylor Swift .... now that would be news ....seeing her with a man is only ordinary at best.... if that much
[/quote]

OG you need to put yourself in timeout corner for today. Posting anything referencing Taylor Swift isn't allowed in these hallowed forums.
[/quote]


Believe it or not ... she is as attractive as Paula .. if not more ...this is not about singing ........People in this forum are talking about sloppy seconds ... and i have to go to timeout because i mentioned Taylor Swift as attractive ???? .... i am not the one who needs a time out ..... and if you don't like my reference ... pound salt ...
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Mutiny!

[DavePelz4]

[quote name='OldGolfer87' timestamp='1373574474' post='7434080']
[quote name='DavePelz4' timestamp='1373547466' post='7430898']
[quote name='OldGolfer87' timestamp='1373533801' post='7430364']
Why is there so much interest in Paula's boyfriend ?? if she was with ....... say Taylor Swift .... now that would be news ....seeing her with a man is only ordinary at best.... if that much
[/quote]

OG you need to put yourself in timeout corner for today. Posting anything referencing Taylor Swift isn't allowed in these hallowed forums.
[/quote]


Believe it or not ... she is as attractive as Paula .. if not more ...this is not about singing ........People in this forum are talking about sloppy seconds ... and i have to go to timeout because i mentioned Taylor Swift as attractive ???? .... i am not the one who needs a time out ..... and if you don't like my reference ... pound salt ...
[/quote]

First, hopefully you know I'm teasing...and you're spot on about her appearance and I agree 100% that she's very attractive. But...referencing her would be like bring up that obnoxious male teeny bopper singer.

[youngwaldo]

 

This is her favorite position. Shins on the bed, feet dangling over the edge. Her new man holding on to her ankles, occasionally looking over her shoulder to give him an "atta boy" look. The new boyfriend understands the other meaning of her nickname, "The Pink Panther..." :rolleyes:

 

Good lord this is beautiful prose Stage.

 

God Bless America!

 

Wk

[AKftw]

How come I feel like I'm not on a golfwrx thread anymore?(but if a video of these sorts surface better believe I'm getting it)

[stage1350]

[quote name='DavePelz4' timestamp='1373575025' post='7434146']
[quote name='OldGolfer87' timestamp='1373574474' post='7434080']
[quote name='DavePelz4' timestamp='1373547466' post='7430898']
[quote name='OldGolfer87' timestamp='1373533801' post='7430364']
Why is there so much interest in Paula's boyfriend ?? if she was with ....... say Taylor Swift .... now that would be news ....seeing her with a man is only ordinary at best.... if that much
[/quote]

OG you need to put yourself in timeout corner for today. Posting anything referencing Taylor Swift isn't allowed in these hallowed forums.
[/quote]


Believe it or not ... she is as attractive as Paula .. if not more ...this is not about singing ........People in this forum are talking about sloppy seconds ... and i have to go to timeout because i mentioned Taylor Swift as attractive ???? .... i am not the one who needs a time out ..... and if you don't like my reference ... pound salt ...
[/quote]

First, hopefully you know I'm teasing...and you're spot on about her appearance and I agree 100% that she's very attractive. But...referencing her would be like bring up that obnoxious male teeny bopper singer.
[/quote]

The only thing they both have in common is that some man that isn't TBowles is making their faces look like they just ran under the donut glazer at Krispy Kreme...

[tbowles411]

That's cold man....

[rafal]

Stage is cutting deep now.

[deck]

Stage is like Paula's new man. Bringing the hammer down on tbowles. Lol

[Sean2]

Hey, leave Mr. Bowles alone. The man is grieving. And, Paula does not know what she missed.

[ctmason_98]

It looks like he forgot to dry his shirt.

[DavePelz4]

So today I learned that TB and I are connected so there will be no more shots at him.

Of course if there is the chance for humor or sarcasm on either side, the above does not apply.

[stage1350]

[quote name='rafal' timestamp='1373673482' post='7444092']
Stage is cutting deep now.
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You know what else is deep? Paula's new boytoy. Ballz deep.

[Pondy]

Ballzier deep?