Paula's new man

[kekoa]

[quote name='scratchswinger' timestamp='1373488650' post='7426862']
I can walk into any Nordstoms and there are 5 Paula Creamers working there. Cute sometimes but far from hot.
[/quote]

You need to lower u standards then. lol

Paula is nice. I mean she is more attractive due to the fact that she has her own money and can play golf at the highest level. Other than that, she is just a normal girl. Not amazingly hot and by no means ugly.

[scratchswinger]

[quote name='kekoa' timestamp='1373488980' post='7426920']
[quote name='scratchswinger' timestamp='1373488650' post='7426862']
I can walk into any Nordstoms and there are 5 Paula Creamers working there. Cute sometimes but far from hot.
[/quote]

You need to lower u standards then. lol

Paula is nice. I mean she is more attractive due to the fact that she has her own money and can play golf at the highest level. Other than that, she is just a normal girl. Not amazingly hot and by no means ugly.
[/quote]

Like I said, cute sometimes but far from hot.

[rafal]

[quote name='exquisitechip' timestamp='1373481590' post='7425984']
[quote name='TheDarkOne' timestamp='1373434276' post='7422680']
That office video is just further proof that she looks great no matter what she is wearing. Wowzers.
[/quote]

Dude that makes no sense logically. Paul-er is dolled up pretty nice in that video. You make it sound like she was wearing mom jeans and a Bill Cosby sweater. You can't look at a girl all made up like that and come the conclusion YUP PROOF POSITIVE, SHE LOOKS GOOD NO MATTER WHAT.
[/quote]

This, let's be real, PC is the kind of girl that needs a lot of makeup and hair work to look great.

[tbowles411]

I don't know who you guys are anymore...

[MadGolfer76]

[quote name='tbowles411' timestamp='1373504892' post='7428576']
I don't know who you guys are anymore...
[/quote]

She just wasn't the one you tb. Remember...there is always...umm...(tries to remember a name)...uhhh...oh!...the Big Wiesy. Riiight?

Yeah.

[tsmithers]

[quote name='tbowles411' timestamp='1373403233' post='7419594']
[url="http://www.golf.com/video/paula-creamer-drains-70-foot-office-putt"]http://www.golf.com/...oot-office-putt[/url]

And you think she could do this in competition! I just can't win!
[/quote]

She looks real hot and not just golf hot in that video.

[tsmithers]

Just read through this whole thread and it was hilarious! Thank you all for the funny commentary. I am with TB. She is hot as I said in the previous post.

[Mr22putt]

Hey how come no one is talking about Paula putting left hand low.....ok.....who's looking at her hands....lol.
You know that booty is smaller in real life.

[Rockminer]

I'm honestly surprised that Jeff hasn't come back in here, and told us what " he's doing to her tonight" LOL

[stage1350]

[quote name='Rockminer' timestamp='1373511371' post='7429312']
I'm honestly surprised that Jeff hasn't come back in here, and told us what " he's doing to her tonight" LOL
[/quote]

He will once he is finished and she is spent.

[uscfandan]

Absolutely distraught. Worst news ever...we know she isn't Victorias Secret model hot, but the fact that she's a major lpga champion bumps her up more than a few points on the scale doesnt it?? I don't care what anyone on here says...we're not gonna get HOT women on the LPGA. Cute with personality and some serious booty (no Mr22putt...Paula's got serious back. Quite evident from following her a few holes at Kraft Nabisco). Paula is the bee's knees for me baby!

Btw, who wants to watch the 96 Players or the 02 Open? Golf Channel needs to replay Paula's US Open from Oakmont!!

[OldGolfer87]

Why is there so much interest in Paula's boyfriend ?? if she was with ....... say Taylor Swift .... now that would be news ....seeing her with a man is only ordinary at best.... if that much

[DavePelz4]

[quote name='OldGolfer87' timestamp='1373533801' post='7430364']
Why is there so much interest in Paula's boyfriend ?? if she was with ....... say Taylor Swift .... now that would be news ....seeing her with a man is only ordinary at best.... if that much
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OG you need to put yourself in timeout corner for today. Posting anything referencing Taylor Swift isn't allowed in these hallowed forums.

[lumberman2462]

TB you need to keep us updated with how you're coping with this trauma.

Maybe you should talk about your feelings and stuff.

FYI: Alcohol helps.....

[tembolo1284]

[quote name='scratchswinger' timestamp='1373488650' post='7426862']
I can walk into any Nordstoms and there are 5 Paula Creamers working there. Cute sometimes but far from hot.
[/quote]

Nordstrom must have a boat load of LPGA hall of famers in it then! Damn man where you at? Is it just the branches in your area you think or just in general? I'm impressed.

[tbowles411]

[quote name='lumberman2462' timestamp='1373553876' post='7431526']
TB you need to keep us updated with how you're coping with this trauma.

Maybe you should talk about your feelings and stuff.

FYI: Alcohol helps.....
[/quote]
I'm flying to Dallas to play golf with some former Cowboys and current Cowboys coaches in 100 degree heat. I'm sure there will be beverages consumed and lots of staring at trophy wives that were given some "augmentation" and a budget for their "loyalty."

[stage1350]

They grow 'em right in Texas. Have the ladies set you up with one of their friends to take your mind off Paula having it put to her by her new boyfriend...

[tembolo1284]

[quote name='tbowles411' timestamp='1373560518' post='7432352']
[quote name='lumberman2462' timestamp='1373553876' post='7431526']
TB you need to keep us updated with how you're coping with this trauma.

Maybe you should talk about your feelings and stuff.

FYI: Alcohol helps.....
[/quote]
I'm flying to Dallas to play golf with some former Cowboys and current Cowboys coaches in 100 degree heat. I'm sure there will be beverages consumed and lots of staring at trophy wives that were given some "augmentation" and a budget for their "loyalty."
[/quote]

How about picking out 2-3 of them and just relaxing while they monitor your putting stroke in your suite?

[kekoa]

[quote name='tembolo1284' timestamp='1373554415' post='7431606']
[quote name='scratchswinger' timestamp='1373488650' post='7426862']
I can walk into any Nordstoms and there are 5 Paula Creamers working there. Cute sometimes but far from hot.
[/quote]

Nordstrom must have a boat load of LPGA hall of famers in it then! Damn man where you at? Is it just the branches in your area you think or just in general? I'm impressed.
[/quote]

[Kaysquare]

I thought all you guys would be over this news by now.......evidently not. :-)

[tembolo1284]

 

This is her favorite position. Shins on the bed, feet dangling over the edge. Her new man holding on to her ankles, occasionally looking over her shoulder to give him an "atta boy" look. The new boyfriend understands the other meaning of her nickname, "The Pink Panther..." :rolleyes:

 

Good lord this is beautiful prose Stage.

[stage1350]

Nah. It's fun to bump the thread knowing that I can find a new way to remind TBowles that his dream girl is receiving an extra stiff shaft from her new man...

[tembolo1284]

[quote name='stage1350' timestamp='1373563752' post='7432744']
Nah. It's fun to bump the thread knowing that I can find a new way to remind TBowles that his dream girl is receiving an extra stiff shaft from her new man...
[/quote]

Is the shaft tipped? Build up layers under the grip? Esp the right hand to avoid a quick snatch from the top?

[tembolo1284]

Oh jesus T es tut mir leid! stage brought it out of me.

[DavePelz4]

[quote name='tbowles411' timestamp='1373560518' post='7432352']
[quote name='lumberman2462' timestamp='1373553876' post='7431526']
TB you need to keep us updated with how you're coping with this trauma.

Maybe you should talk about your feelings and stuff.

FYI: Alcohol helps.....
[/quote]
I'm flying to Dallas to play golf with some former Cowboys and current Cowboys coaches in 100 degree heat. I'm sure there will be beverages consumed and lots of staring at trophy wives that were given some "augmentation" and a budget for their "loyalty."
[/quote]

TB...remember I'm single in case any of those ladies are looking for someone to play around (of golf of course) with.

[scratchswinger]

[quote name='tembolo1284' timestamp='1373554415' post='7431606']
[quote name='scratchswinger' timestamp='1373488650' post='7426862']
I can walk into any Nordstoms and there are 5 Paula Creamers working there. Cute sometimes but far from hot.
[/quote]

Nordstrom must have a boat load of LPGA hall of famers in it then! Damn man where you at? Is it just the branches in your area you think or just in general? I'm impressed.
[/quote]

You know what I take it back. If she does it for you, good for you. Personally I think there are much better options.

[tbowles411]

[quote name='stage1350' timestamp='1373563752' post='7432744']
Nah. It's fun to bump the thread knowing that I can find a new way to remind TBowles that his dream girl is receiving an extra stiff shaft from her new man...
[/quote]
I hate you. LOL

[tbowles411]

[quote name='DavePelz4' timestamp='1373565247' post='7432904']
[quote name='tbowles411' timestamp='1373560518' post='7432352']
[quote name='lumberman2462' timestamp='1373553876' post='7431526']
TB you need to keep us updated with how you're coping with this trauma.

Maybe you should talk about your feelings and stuff.

FYI: Alcohol helps.....
[/quote]
I'm flying to Dallas to play golf with some former Cowboys and current Cowboys coaches in 100 degree heat. I'm sure there will be beverages consumed and lots of staring at trophy wives that were given some "augmentation" and a budget for their "loyalty."
[/quote]

TB...remember I'm single in case any of those ladies are looking for someone to play around (of golf of course) with.
[/quote]
Duly noted. Maybe I can get a pic or two to show you what I mean...

[tbowles411]

[quote name='tembolo1284' timestamp='1373563931' post='7432766']
Oh jesus T es tut mir leid! stage brought it out of me.
[/quote]
Turrible! Just terrible!

[tembolo1284]

[quote name='scratchswinger' timestamp='1373565914' post='7432976']
[quote name='tembolo1284' timestamp='1373554415' post='7431606']
[quote name='scratchswinger' timestamp='1373488650' post='7426862']
I can walk into any Nordstoms and there are 5 Paula Creamers working there. Cute sometimes but far from hot.
[/quote]

Nordstrom must have a boat load of LPGA hall of famers in it then! Damn man where you at? Is it just the branches in your area you think or just in general? I'm impressed.
[/quote]

You know what I take it back. If she does it for you, good for you. Personally I think there are much better options.
[/quote]

Sent you a PM. All in good fun sir. I'm from another planet. Only one that gets me is mattTheTaff. Although his perversions have a more british slant to them. It's all in the same flavor.