Unsexy Things to do on a Golf Course

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Most if this is silliness. But I'll add a couple anyway:

1. Be a grown woman and dress like a young girl (like the woman in pink).
   
2. Dress like a "golfer".
   

Yours?

Bringing music with you to play in your cart.. I only saw this once and not sure how common it is..

Music is becoming more common. I don't mind it. Just don't blare it and respect other golfers. My group plays music once and a while but we keep it fairly low so it is not disruptive.

I actually want to try a round using my ipod.. but i wouldnt subject my fellow players to it. It may actually help..

Will there be an upcoming thread entitled "Sexy Things to do on the Golf Course?"

Think I'd rather read about blades vs GI.

Fishing for balls. So many seniors at my course notorious for this. Worst part is they have bins at their homes with 10 thousand golf balls they don't need.

Will there be an upcoming thread entitled "Sexy Things to do on the Golf Course?"

 

Think I'd rather read about blades vs GI.

Well I can think of a lot of sexy things to do on the golf course. Late at night - after the course was closed.

Please note that in real life, we women folk hardly ever stand there bumping boobs with each other like these two.

pulling your underwear out of your arse crack.

Peeing into the wind and getting droplets all over the shins of your new high end materials slacks

Please note that in real life, we women folk hardly ever stand there bumping boobs with each other like these two.

"bumping boobs"? Did I miss something?

Will there be an upcoming thread entitled "Sexy Things to do on the Golf Course?"

 

Think I'd rather read about blades vs GI.

Well I can think of a lot of sexy things to do on the golf course. Late at night - after the course was closed.

With all appropriate respect Sir, please don't share those but enjoy them in your own privacy.

Please note that in real life, we women folk hardly ever stand there bumping boobs with each other like these two.

:) :) Now THAT'S FUNNY!!!

Coming back to the cart and finding your partner taking a leak right behind it.

pulling your underwear out of your arse crack.

 

Peeing into the wind and getting droplets all over the shins of your new high end materials slacks

Coming back to the cart and finding your partner taking a leak right behind it.

Now that is funny, one year in our member guest practice round my partner was doing this (he was lit) .. i started chatting with him and he turned to answer and just kept peeing right on his new Hoofer .. it was a riot

When someone in your group passes more than just gas.

Someone urinating in the middle of a fairway. Yes, I've seen it happen.

A guy that joined our group one morning blew his nose on the first tee without using a hankie. I didn't stick around to see what he was going to do on the second tee.

A guy that joined our group one morning blew his nose on the first tee without using a hankie. I didn't stick around to see what he was going to do on the second tee.

You've never done a "farmer blow" on the course?

Fishing for balls. So many seniors at my course notorious for this. Worst part is they have bins at their homes with 10 thousand golf balls they don't need.

A guy that joined our group one morning blew his nose on the first tee without using a hankie. I didn't stick around to see what he was going to do on the second tee.

 

You've never done a "farmer blow" on the course?

Someone urinating in the middle of a fairway. Yes, I've seen it happen.

Not sure why this thread moved of to this section. Not much to do with "style" or "accessories" here ...

I once got paired with someone and was carrying my bag. Normally I find my divot after I take one and replace it. This guy walks up to me after I did exactly that on the 1st fairway and takes my divot out and fills it up with sand. According to him "the crows like to take the divots out." :stink: He then proceeds to tell me to put the sand tube thingy in my bag. I carried the sand tube to the first green and told him I was going to wait at the green for some friends to join me. This guy is the champ of acts of unsexiness on the golf course.

Please note that in real life, we women folk hardly ever stand there bumping boobs with each other like these two.

(Skipped, but now going back to watch the video...)

A single joined my buddy and I at the turn. Older dude, crumpled Titleist visor, black shoes with shin-high white socks. Nice. Smokers breath and teeth to match. Crooked smile, a hell of a nice guy, and shockingly, completely sober.

Knocked it around decently and then on the 12th hole he turns to us and says, hey guys, any of you want some action I know a girl who lives in that townhouse who's a real ANIMAL! She'll tear you apart. His laugh turned into a horrible cough. Nice.

He continues to wax on about how rich he is, how big his house is, blah blah blah. We ignore his talk and just continue to play by just pretending to listen to him. We get to 18, thank god, and after we all hit our drives into the fairway, we walk over the bridge connecting the tee box to the fairway. The guy stops, whips it out, and starts taking a leak right off the bridge. He then yells to us, You can take the boy out of the country but you can't take the country out of the boy!!!

We putt out and then he wants to shakes our hands but I make like I gotta go check my phone and walk off really fast and just wave bye to him. I had hoped the last 2 hours was a bad dream but sadly it was all too real. Moral of the story:

If you're a country boy, white athletic socks don't go with black shoes. Unsexy.

unsexy....these two bimbos....

nothing about golf is sexy.... not even (bad) shaft or ball jokes

Bringing music with you to play in your cart.. I only saw this once and not sure how common it is..

Spitting dip on your buddys ball. Ive done it