MD/VA/DC Golfers - Ten Seconds or Less

[SullGolf]

Or this, which would go into the "awkward" category, but would make some epic "light saber" battles.

 

 

That isn't a urinal, that's a sink. Haven't seen one like that in years. I think they stopped building them in the 60s or 70s.

[thechief16]

Meh. Same thing.

[TheCityGame]

Worst Friday afternoon in the thread in a long time.

Someone pour [b]eagle [/b]a f****** drink.

[Puppetmaster]

Worst Friday afternoon in the thread in a long time.

 

Someone pour eagle a f****** drink.

 

[TerpInTime]

[url="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWXjkvc--EM"]https://www.youtube....h?v=xWXjkvc--EM[/url]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9cAs68l208

[SullGolf]

[quote name='TheCityGame' timestamp='1429900982' post='11434533']
Worst Friday afternoon in the thread in a long time.

Someone pour [b]eagle [/b]a f****** drink.
[/quote]

I'm getting dragged to a "Bruce Jenner Interview Party". You can be sure I'll be Eagle-level-Belligerent at some point tonight.

[TerpInTime]

[TheCityGame]

[quote name='SullGolf' timestamp='1429901683' post='11434613']
[quote name='TheCityGame' timestamp='1429900982' post='11434533']
Worst Friday afternoon in the thread in a long time.

Someone pour [b]eagle [/b]a f****** drink.
[/quote]

I'm getting dragged to a "Bruce Jenner Interview Party". You can be sure I'll be Eagle-level-Belligerent at some point tonight.
[/quote]Duuuuuude.

I'd tell you to back out now, but I'm about 6 months too late.

[vtnerf]

Worst Friday afternoon in the thread in a long time.

 

Someone pour eagle a f****** drink.

 

I'm getting dragged to a "Bruce Jenner Interview Party". You can be sure I'll be Eagle-level-Belligerent at some point tonight.

 

You need to go in there and be like

[vtnerf]

And when they say what they have, respond like this:

 

And at the very end of the show, just say something like:

And walk out.

[Ocgolfrick]

[quote name='SullGolf' timestamp='1429901683' post='11434613']
[quote name='TheCityGame' timestamp='1429900982' post='11434533']
Worst Friday afternoon in the thread in a long time.

Someone pour [b]eagle [/b]a f****** drink.
[/quote]

I'm getting dragged to a "Bruce Jenner Interview Party". You can be sure I'll be Eagle-level-Belligerent at some point tonight.
[/quote]

"Ladies while we're waiting who'd like to try the Kylie Jenner Lip Challenge! For extra credit, I've got something here you can use instead of a bottle..."

[eagle1997]

<snip>

I'm getting dragged to a "Bruce Jenner Interview Party".

<snip>

 

BALLS. i too am watching the BJ interview. not to get all cocky up in here, but i called it a long time ago. instead of live tweeting, imma be live posting up in this beeeyotch.

 

hopefully the reveal is as disturbing as when i first saw the walrus in 'tusk.'

 

[SullGolf]

[quote name='TheCityGame' timestamp='1429902267' post='11434657']
[quote name='SullGolf' timestamp='1429901683' post='11434613']
[quote name='TheCityGame' timestamp='1429900982' post='11434533']
Worst Friday afternoon in the thread in a long time.

Someone pour [b]eagle [/b]a f****** drink.
[/quote]

I'm getting dragged to a "Bruce Jenner Interview Party". You can be sure I'll be Eagle-level-Belligerent at some point tonight.
[/quote]Duuuuuude.

I'd tell you to back out now, but I'm about 6 months too late.
[/quote]

I'd be lying if I said it didn't worry me a bit....

She kept saying "we" are going to watch it. It took me about a week to realize that "we" wasn't just her and her friends.

There will be other dudes there at least, huddled on the side, drinking heavily, and questioning our life decisions.

[SullGolf]

I think it'd be awesome if the entire interview focused on his 1976 olympic gold.

[baddomes]

I hope he says he's changing his name to Kris

[kess13]

Trying Patuxent greens for the first time tomorrow. See if the $1mill reno worked. Guy on the phone said" imo, it's the best it's ever looked". That might not mean much though.... wish me luck.

[JJCOOP7]

[quote name='kess13' timestamp='1429908822' post='11435309']
Trying Patuxent greens for the first time tomorrow. See if the $1mill reno worked. Guy on the phone said" imo, it's the best it's ever looked". That might not mean much though.... wish me luck.
[/quote]

Played there last spring. Can only be better.

[FAbb]

In terms of a golf course, what does $1 mil really get you? Seems like it wouldn't get you a whole lot, but I have no experience or evidence to back that up.

[eagle1997]

[quote name='kess13' timestamp='1429908822' post='11435309']
Trying Patuxent greens for the first time tomorrow. See if the $1mill reno worked. Guy on the phone said" imo, it's the best it's ever looked". That might not mean much though.... wish me luck.
[/quote]

good luck and please report back. last time i was there i got into a fight with a local yokel on the 8th fairway. at least 7 or 8 years ago.

good times.

[GooseHook]

Rumour has it, eagle turned the mofo into a walrus

[Puppetmaster]

Attending an elementary school event tonight for the kids. Should I drink before or after?

 

 

Either way DTF is here.

[gwchem]

[quote name='Puppetmaster' timestamp='1429911774' post='11435581']
Attending an elementary school event tonight for the kids. Should I drink before or after?
[/quote]

Yes.

[Puppetmaster]

Already halfway through the Founders...

Time to get on eBay/BST....

Just kidding.

[GooseHook]

Burley Oak Little Red Corvette. Solid.

Terp, I think this is the beer that blacked everyone out at Fager's!

[FAbb]

[b]GolfWRX Trip Threads/Giveaway Threads/Limited Release Item Threads/All of GolfWRX - [/b]Like a circle jerk, without penises.

[AFSFK]

Got these coming in Wednesday I hope.

 

 

[dcmidnight]

Played 18 after lunch, winds were absolutely absurd - not ideal scoring conditions... Naturally on fifteen or so, wife texts and says she wants to play nine after I'm done. Prior to my third nine - Fabb head explosion upcoming - got a giant cup of Eagle Rare on ice, in a to-go cup. Fantastic choice, thankfully wife was piloting the cart around though...

[FAbb]

Played 18 after lunch, winds were absolutely absurd - not ideal scoring conditions... Naturally on fifteen or so, wife texts and says she wants to play nine after I'm done. Prior to my third nine - Fabb head explosion upcoming - got a giant cup of Eagle Rare on ice, in a to-go cup. Fantastic choice, thankfully wife was piloting the cart around though...

 

Do it like dis, DC.

 

[gregh729]

NIce glass!

[AFSFK]