How do you know you're a GOLFWRXer ??

[jwb10]

U r trying a case and a witness says he used a putter for a cane. Next question "What kind ?" :busted_cop:

[JBent9610]

You only eat with a knife because forks and spoons have too much offset.

[FourTops]

You blame OTT for spilling red wine on your shirt.

[RogerinNewZealand]

Have lovingly assembled two sets of Mizuno's in ten days...

One set sold/delivered (MP60 bought feb), other set (MP37 DG R300)to the Range in the morning

[braincramp52]

You put your irons on BST the day after shooting your lowest round ever.

[jwb10]

You only eat with a knife because forks and spoons have too much offset.

is the knife an Apex or Wilson Staff Dynaflo ?

[FourTops]

When you make 1/10 putts from outside 12 feet using pain-staking, careful alignment. That gets you thinking the opposite must be true. If I don't try to make the putts then 9/10 should go in. You bore your wife that you "finally figured out your putting". The next morning you dash to the putting green to test your theory.

 

Result? 1/10. When you get home your wife asks how the putting trial worked. Your response was "trying to miss putts is harder than I thought". She does a massive face palm behind your back as you reach for a beer in the fridge.

[wmblake2000]

You put your irons on BST the day after shooting your lowest round ever.

 

Haha. I’ve done that.

[sandtrap]

The club you hit the best is the one you are looking to replace because there is something new

[FourTops]

When you go into PGASS and a guy greets you and takes you to a secret VIP section where there's free Dom Perignon champagne and cigars.

[IVM]

You spend your time between Golfwrx and Ebay.

[FourTops]

When you've bored your family beyond belief about how you've finally figured out the driver, sand shots, chip shots, stance, mechanics...to the point where you don't even notice everyone has a permanent imprint of a face palm on their foreheads.

 

You get to the point where if you say "I think I figured out...." and everyone runs away.

[jwb10]

First thing on Monday morning u start designing a new Spider Tour. It looks just like the Spider tour you just sold, for $175, except it has a T-line and costs $360. Any bets on what time I hit "buy" ? :scare2: :to_become_senile: :blind:

[Woodrow]

They call your trunk "The Golf Shop".

[dciccoritti]

When you've bored your family beyond belief about how you've finally figured out the driver, sand shots, chip shots, stance, mechanics...to the point where you don't even notice everyone has a permanent imprint of a face palm on their foreheads.

 

You get to the point where if you say "I think I figured out...." and everyone runs away.

 

This. I've said it so many times to my kid he just tunes me out now :-(

[DavePelz4]

When you use tour issued shoe laces.

[FourTops]

When you play with your wife and after telling her "you've figured out your driver"....she says "that's great honey....but can you wait until the mama duck and her kids are past my tee box?"

[FourTops]

When the greenskeeper remarks all the worms are wearing little hard hats.

[FourTops]

When you have a group of folks with their undivided attention at a house party.....and you proceed to tell them about your near-death experiences working out with SSG....and you go into detail about your out-of-body moment when you could see yourself swinging from the ceiling....then you floated towards a bright light...then a voice said "you're not ready to die yet"...and you tell the group that was a clear sign that "someone above" thinks you're destined to add 7.9 mph to your driver speed.

[FourTops]

COME ON GUYS...I KNOW IT...one of you has looked into 3D printing your own irons, wedges, or putter. Fess up!

[averysdad]

When you remember, like a wedding anniversary date or a kids birthday, when wherever you have purchased clubs at in the past when someone told you for the first time you had ever heard it "you know you can trade in your old clubs right?" And you were like "what did you just say?" a ho is born....

[FourTops]

When you sell so many clubs on Ebay or wherever that you have a portion of the house dedicated to club photo shoots with an array of high-end lenses and lighting umbrellas.

[FourTops]

When you post a thread called "CB Users - No Debating Clubheads"....see a bunch of responses...then find the topic was removed because it offends the the "Blade Users - "No Debating Clubheads" thread posters..

[wmblake2000]

When you use tour issued shoe laces.

 

Damn right. I now only have a one-way stumble and trip.

[lke90]

COME ON GUYS...I KNOW IT...one of you has looked into 3D printing your own irons, wedges, or putter. Fess up!

 

I'm impressed! how did you know that!? :lol:

 

.. when you dream about starting your own brand club factory

[jwb10]

When this thread has 700 replies and going and they are still good and chillingly accurate :download: :polling:

[DavePelz4]

When, despite the fact that you have about 20 double dozen KSig/KTrey's in the golf ball closet, someone posts a thread about a helluva deal on Project A balls and you remember playing 1 good round with them. So you go ahead and purchase 30 balls for $30.

 

Like this would ever happen.

 

Um...it did...this morning. I'm a ho.

[ramdorsky]

When you have a separate bank account nicknamed "Golf"

[jwb10]

When, despite the fact that you have about 20 double dozen KSig/KTrey's in the golf ball closet, someone posts a thread about a helluva deal on Project A balls and you remember playing 1 good round with them. So you go ahead and purchase 30 balls for $30.

 

Like this would ever happen.

 

Um...it did...this morning. I'm a ho.

Pelzie ???

[Bye]

You wish your recent club order was stock rather than custom. How long does it take to glue a shaft to a head and stick a grip on!!!