Do big box stores think you are a jamoque?

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  • GoIrish17GoIrish17 Members Posts: 5,585 ✭✭
    KYMAR wrote:

    GoIrish17 wrote:


    OP's topics he's started reads like a list of SNL skits.






    SNL skits from this cast of unfunny hacks maybe.







    I forgot about that cast. Funny, there's actually a good number of stars, but they really sucked on SNL. I totally forgot that Randy Quaid was on the show.
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  • FadeFade Members Posts: 1,144 ✭✭
    matthewb wrote:


    Only a jamoke would start a thread about jamoques.




    When you Google jamoque, this thread is the 2nd search result! : )
  • GoIrish17GoIrish17 Members Posts: 5,585 ✭✭


    I just read this entire thread. I'm not sure why, but I couldn't stop. Lol I'm surprised it wasn't locked 24 hours ago.



    I just read this entire thread. I'm not sure why, but I couldn't stop. Lol I'm surprised it wasn't locked 24 hours ago.




    You can say that again
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  • PZeroPZero Members Posts: 11,391 ✭✭
    edited Jun 29, 2017 #65
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  • williamsnrbwilliamsnrb The Golf Doctor Members Posts: 1,616
    GoIrish17 wrote:



    I just read this entire thread. I'm not sure why, but I couldn't stop. Lol I'm surprised it wasn't locked 24 hours ago.



    I just read this entire thread. I'm not sure why, but I couldn't stop. Lol I'm surprised it wasn't locked 24 hours ago.




    You can say that again




    Lol... I'm not sure why that's happening lately, but it is unintentional.
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  • 3sip3sip Members Posts: 408
    bb123 wrote:

    VNutz wrote:


    JABRONI!!




    I've been using "Jabrone" for years now .. I guess Jabroni might be plural, or just an equivalent as well, but no idea what a jamoque is.




    A jamoque is how a jamoke spells jamoke, trying to fancy it up a bit.

    Awesome thread for no apparent reason.
  • BB28403BB28403 Members Posts: 3,586 ✭✭
    herdman wrote:
    I swear I just ordered a 13.5 degree driver today. And by God i don't care. Hahhaaa




    That's not a driver. It's a 2-3 wood.
  • MuskieCyMuskieCy Members Posts: 364 ✭✭
    Clint doesn't like his jamoque either q3iCWqE.jpg This thread is VdBjJ5C.gif







    AWESOME!!!!!
  • BB28403BB28403 Members Posts: 3,586 ✭✭
    Say it with pictures!
  • justincredible04justincredible04 Justincase1004 Members Posts: 2,212 ✭✭
    dog flog wrote:
    MtlJeff wrote:


    The hardest part about playing a 13.5 degree driver isn't optimizing the draw/fade settings, it's finding a nice man to settle down with and marry
    I keep my driver set to 12. Should I marry a hermaphrodite? Realize there are many WRXers who should be playing a 13.5 but never will because they read your post, couldn't wrap their heads around the humor and were shamed into playing the wrong loft and shaft flex. Shame on you.




    Lol I play a 12 and I may not be a big hitter but I ain't short by any means...while the rest of my group is playing 8.5/9.5 x stiff tipped to parallel trying to keep it in the fairway
  • MillerLowLifeMillerLowLife Members Posts: 673 ✭✭
    Everytime I see this thread I think of Jamoch-a shakes from Arby's. Soooo good.
  • KYMARKYMAR Members Posts: 13,257 ✭✭
    GoIrish17 wrote:

    KYMAR wrote:

    GoIrish17 wrote:


    OP's topics he's started reads like a list of SNL skits.






    SNL skits from this cast of unfunny hacks maybe.







    I forgot about that cast. Funny, there's actually a good number of stars, but they really sucked on SNL. I totally forgot that Randy Quaid was on the show.




    This is the beginning years of Robert Downey Jr's drug and legal issues. I think he took a year on SNL instead of probation.
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  • BB28403BB28403 Members Posts: 3,586 ✭✭
    dog flog wrote:
    MtlJeff wrote:


    The hardest part about playing a 13.5 degree driver isn't optimizing the draw/fade settings, it's finding a nice man to settle down with and marry
    I keep my driver set to 12. Should I marry a hermaphrodite? Realize there are many WRXers who should be playing a 13.5 but never will because they read your post, couldn't wrap their heads around the humor and were shamed into playing the wrong loft and shaft flex. Shame on you.




    Lol I play a 12 and I may not be a big hitter but I ain't short by any means...while the rest of my group is playing 8.5/9.5 x stiff tipped to parallel trying to keep it in the fairway




    What is your swing speed? What are your friends? Did you get fitted on a launch monitor? Just curious image/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' />

    Seems like the pros are going for lower lofts and lower spins and hitting up on the ball and achieving great distance.
  • halliedoghalliedog Members Posts: 2,343 ✭✭
    KYMAR wrote:

    GoIrish17 wrote:

    KYMAR wrote:

    GoIrish17 wrote:


    OP's topics he's started reads like a list of SNL skits.






    SNL skits from this cast of unfunny hacks maybe.







    I forgot about that cast. Funny, there's actually a good number of stars, but they really sucked on SNL. I totally forgot that Randy Quaid was on the show.




    This is the beginning years of Robert Downey Jr's drug and legal issues. I think he took a year on SNL instead of probation.




    Randy Quaid and AMH have their moments, and you have to admit that was a semi-hot Joan Cusak, but agree 100% with the rest. Biggest hack would be Jon Lovitz. Can't stand to watch anything that guy has been in.
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    halliedog wrote:

    KYMAR wrote:

    GoIrish17 wrote:

    KYMAR wrote:

    GoIrish17 wrote:


    OP's topics he's started reads like a list of SNL skits.






    SNL skits from this cast of unfunny hacks maybe.







    I forgot about that cast. Funny, there's actually a good number of stars, but they really sucked on SNL. I totally forgot that Randy Quaid was on the show.




    This is the beginning years of Robert Downey Jr's drug and legal issues. I think he took a year on SNL instead of probation.




    Randy Quaid and AMH have their moments, and you have to admit that was a semi-hot Joan Cusak, but agree 100% with the rest. Biggest hack would be Jon Lovitz. Can't stand to watch anything that guy has been in.


    I liked John Lovitz
  • GoIrish17GoIrish17 Members Posts: 5,585 ✭✭
    halliedog wrote:

    KYMAR wrote:

    GoIrish17 wrote:

    KYMAR wrote:

    GoIrish17 wrote:


    OP's topics he's started reads like a list of SNL skits.






    SNL skits from this cast of unfunny hacks maybe.







    I forgot about that cast. Funny, there's actually a good number of stars, but they really sucked on SNL. I totally forgot that Randy Quaid was on the show.




    This is the beginning years of Robert Downey Jr's drug and legal issues. I think he took a year on SNL instead of probation.




    Randy Quaid and AMH have their moments, and you have to admit that was a semi-hot Joan Cusak, but agree 100% with the rest. Biggest hack would be Jon Lovitz. Can't stand to watch anything that guy has been in.




    Aw, man. I really liked Lovitz. His deadpan delivery was hilarious. The "Acting" and the "Yeah, that's the ticket" skits were hilarious.
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  • toctoc Members Posts: 2,760 ✭✭
    Wait wait, jamoque was that trippy disco dancey band from the 90s right? Singer had the weird felt top hat thing, danced around all crazy in the video?
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  • GoIrish17GoIrish17 Members Posts: 5,585 ✭✭
    toc wrote:


    Wait wait, jamoque was that trippy disco dancey band from the 90s right? Singer had the weird felt top hat thing, danced around all crazy in the video?




    jamiroquai
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  • toctoc Members Posts: 2,760 ✭✭
    GoIrish17 wrote:

    toc wrote:


    Wait wait, jamoque was that trippy disco dancey band from the 90s right? Singer had the weird felt top hat thing, danced around all crazy in the video?




    jamiroquai




    Yea that's what I said jamoque
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  • halliedoghalliedog Members Posts: 2,343 ✭✭
    OK, we've established I like Quaid (Vacation, Not Another Teen Movie) and AMH (Vacation, Johnny B Good), and Irish and 3sip like Lovitz (SNL, ?). You 2 aren't business owners by any chance are you?
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  • toctoc Members Posts: 2,760 ✭✭
    halliedog wrote:


    OK, we've established I like Quaid (Vacation, Not Another Teen Movie) and AMH (Vacation, Johnny B Good), and Irish and 3sip like Lovitz (SNL, ?). You 2 aren't business owners by any chance are you?




    Wait wait....you've seen not another teen movie?
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  • halliedoghalliedog Members Posts: 2,343 ✭✭
    Top 10 of ALL TIME! (Okay, maybe top 20)
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  • toctoc Members Posts: 2,760 ✭✭
    halliedog wrote:


    Top 10 of ALL TIME! (Okay, maybe top 20)




    Does anyone know how to use the block function...?



    Jk jk.



    Never seen it I just spend enough time with teens as it is.
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  • ffmedicmattffmedicmatt FFMedicMatt Cleveland OHMembers Posts: 486 ✭✭
    I just read through part of this thread with my wife. It took me about 10 mins to get through because I was doubled over laughing at the comments.



    She also did not find them as funny as I did.



    She's a jamoke.
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  • halliedoghalliedog Members Posts: 2,343 ✭✭
    toc wrote:

    halliedog wrote:


    Top 10 of ALL TIME! (Okay, maybe top 20)




    Does anyone know how to use the block function...?



    Jk jk.



    Never seen it I just spend enough time with teens as it is.




    Take some time over the holiday and rent it. Not sure how old you are, but that satirize every teen movie from the 80's (Pretty in Pink, 16 Candles, Breakfast Club, etc.) Excellent flick!
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  • Conrad1953Conrad1953 Members Posts: 15,051 ✭✭
    I just checked all my drivers. 12 was the highest. Close call.
  • MtlJeffMtlJeff MontrealMembers Posts: 28,356 ✭✭
    toc wrote:

    halliedog wrote:


    OK, we've established I like Quaid (Vacation, Not Another Teen Movie) and AMH (Vacation, Johnny B Good), and Irish and 3sip like Lovitz (SNL, ?). You 2 aren't business owners by any chance are you?




    Wait wait....you've seen not another teen movie?




    It's a terrible movie. But Chyler Leigh was part of 98% of my fantasies for like 2 years after seeing it



    I still remember her name!



    What's she doing now (checking wikipedia.....)



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  • LlortamaiseyLlortamaisey Members Posts: 5,895 ✭✭
    MtlJeff wrote:


    I still remember her name!



    What's she doing now (checking wikipedia.....)



    35 with 3 kids....oh man, pass




    They're gonna start walking out.
  • JBent9610JBent9610 Members Posts: 406 ✭✭
    MtlJeff wrote:

    toc wrote:


    Wait wait....you've seen not another teen movie?




    It's a terrible movie. But Chyler Leigh was part of 98% of my fantasies for like 2 years after seeing it



    I still remember her name!



    What's she doing now (checking wikipedia.....)



    35 with 3 kids....oh man, pass




    Chyler Leigh? Are you serious? She had glasses, a ponytail, and paint on her overalls. There's no way she could be fantasy material.
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  • flip flappyflip flappy Members Posts: 914 ✭✭
    I managed to live 49 years without ever hearing the word jamoke. I probably could have survived many more.
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