MD/VA/DC Golfers - Ten Seconds or Less

[FAbb]

Still waiting on some confirmation. This is real life, right?

[SullGolf]

2) An engagement ring (though plenty of people think that's crazy)

 

Thank you for the edit with the clarifying statement. I was about to throw up

 

My wife makes more money than me, so I'm mooching it back from her over the next few years. No worries.

[Golfer827]

Still waiting on some confirmation. This is real life, right?

 

As real as your wrists hurting after playing golf, my wispy compatriot.

[jhbangas]

As many shiggles as I've had today, I do feel bad for you.

 

Real talk, you should sign up for a credit monitoring service. A hell of a lot cheaper than $11K and I'm guessing at least one, if not many, of these women know a fair bit of personal information about you. Not joking.

 

Along the same lines, maybe consider a budgeting software - https://www.youneedabudget.com/

[Golfer827]

As many shiggles as I've had today, I do feel bad for you.

 

Real talk, you should sign up for a credit monitoring service. A hell of a lot cheaper than $11K and I'm guessing at least one, if not many, of these women know a fair bit of personal information about you. Not joking.

 

It was through third party purchase site via PayPal. No actual money exchanged. Pay the company, get tokens, give tokens to model.

 

Also, I am already in Credit Monitoring and do not hold a credit card.

[pquarta1]

Ask PAMatt to be sure, but I think you can be on Brazzers for less than a hundred bucks a year.

 

Fabb gets off watching me hit 3 woods. He loves when I make a deposit to his spank bank.

 

Stix, Warrior makes a sweet hybrid iron. Almost can't-miss.

[baddomes]

As many shiggles as I've had today, I do feel bad for you.

 

Real talk, you should sign up for a credit monitoring service. A hell of a lot cheaper than $11K and I'm guessing at least one, if not many, of these women know a fair bit of personal information about you. Not joking.

 

Along the same lines, maybe consider a budgeting software - https://www.youneedabudget.com/

 

Second to all of this.

[jhbangas]

Good good. Though I meant personal info that you shared, not payment info. It ain't that hard to steal an identity.

[Golfer827]

I'm using Every Dollar Budget tool to maintain my budget. I also made a list on what I plan to do with every paycheck including spending plateaus for the next year.

[SullGolf]

Real talk, you should sign up for a credit monitoring service. A hell of a lot cheaper than $11K and I'm guessing at least one, if not many, of these women know a fair bit of personal information about you. Not joking.

 

I go a step further with advice to people: have each of the 3 major agencies freeze your credit. It costs ~$5/service to freeze (that's ~60 tokens, Golfer), and the same to unfreeze. Makes it so no one can open up any lines of credit in your name, even you until you unfreeze it.

 

Most people don't know you can even do that, but it's one of the cheapest and best forms of protection you can get.

[Golfer827]

About to board. Catch you all when I'm back home. Thanks for the reassurance talks.

[pquarta1]

About to board. Catch you all when I'm back home. Thanks for the reassurance talks.

 

Have a safe flight, and remember to keep the 'strings of lust' in your pants!

[jhbangas]

Also, get a credit card. You missed out on 11K points plus whatever sign-up bonuses that you would have earned! The new Chase Sapphire Reserve has a 100K bonus right now.

[Golfer827]

Also, get a credit card. You missed out on 11K points plus whatever sign-up bonuses that you would have earned! The new Chase Sapphire Reserve has a 100K bonus right now.

 

Credit Karma tells me that I should get one. No thanks...

[dcmidnight]

Still waiting on some confirmation. This is real life, right?

 

No one answered because the level of uncertainty is off the charts.

[TerpInTime]

Still waiting on some confirmation. This is real life, right?

 

No one answered because the level of uncertainty is off the charts.

 

I'm in for the long con when G827 shows up to the 7's with a guest caddy.

[mtn1414]

Still waiting on some confirmation. This is real life, right?

 

Why wouldn't you think this is real life? Because a guy you met on the internet just told you he spent more to jerk off to his computer than the median per-capita income for all but the 15 wealthiest countries in the world?

 

 

 

 

[SullGolf]

Still waiting on some confirmation. This is real life, right?

 

Why wouldn't you think this is real life? Because a guy you met on the internet just told you he spent more to jerk off to his computer than the median per-capita income for all but the 15 wealthiest countries in the world?

 

 

This seems cruel to blame this on Golfer827. He doesn't need to spend less; the other ~180 countries in the world should just work a little harder and get above his level.

[baddomes]

Also, get a credit card. You missed out on 11K points plus whatever sign-up bonuses that you would have earned! The new Chase Sapphire Reserve has a 100K bonus right now.

 

Just reading about this deal. That is very intriguing. Basically a $150 annual fee if you spend $300 in travel expenses, yeah?

[t4t3r]

Still need a name for this evil temptress.

[jhbangas]

We're at 35 users reading this topic.

 

Nice.

[davechen]

Still need a name for this evil temptress.

 

And pics. Lots and lots o' pics.

[mtn1414]

Still need a name for this evil temptress.

 

Obviously her name is "Shiggles" and we're at the end of an M. Night Shyamalan movie where it's discovered what 827 meant every time he said he "did it for Shiggles."

[pquarta1]

What does one do on the other end of technology that you dump that kind of change on it? I mean, you can see boobs for free, even 3 of them on one girl in Total Recall.

[jhbangas]

Also, get a credit card. You missed out on 11K points plus whatever sign-up bonuses that you would have earned! The new Chase Sapphire Reserve has a 100K bonus right now.

 

Just reading about this deal. That is very intriguing. Basically a $150 annual fee if you spend $300 in travel expenses, yeah?

 

Yeah as far as I understand it but read up on the fine print to be certain. I haven't applied since Chase auto-rejects any applicant that has 5 or more new credit cards in the last 24 months (I churn CCs). You also get a one-time credit for the cost of your Global Entry application if you don't already have it. And if you don't already have it, wtf? Global Entry / TSA Precheck is the shizit.

[eagle1997]

We're at 35 users reading this topic.

 

Nice.

 

49 at peak level. almost as many as when we had the bulle rock employees guest-viewing in here this spring.

 

 

also, i'm basically speechless.

 

 

this is the only clip that came to mind. i'm meg ryan.

 

[davechen]

Hmmm, maybe she's lurking here.

[misplacedtexan83]

Golf talk...

 

Anyone have an Callaway dual cog adapters laying around?

 

I really don't want to pull the ones off the demoes because I actually enjoy my job.

 

[Ocgolfrick]

Still waiting on some confirmation. This is real life, right?

 

No one answered because the level of uncertainty is off the charts.

 

I'm taking the legit side.

To sum up:

Golfer827 has been seeing a "virtual" cam model since May 2015, racking up over $11,000 in gifts to her. He takes the next step of attempting to visit her in her home city of Atlanta, GA. She is nowhere to be found. Did she attempt to dissuade his attempt? No, she actively told him she would be "around."

 

Evidence I have: None. However, I believe a screenshot of Golfer827's ticket to Atlanta or a selfie in front of the Delta ticket counter is coming.

Gut feeling: You can't make this $hit up.

 

Now, it should be noted I'm a fairly gullible person, as I use "4 yards more" tees and have been 17 yards Rocketballzier before.

[misplacedtexan83]

That's Golfer's problem...

 

He was trying to get "ballzier"