MD/VA/DC Golfers - Ten Seconds or Less

[SullGolf]

Day switching to Nike appeal deal

 

Weird. It seems like clubs are the dying golf market but the apparel is going strong, so it's surprising that he signed TM for clubs but not Adidas for apparel. Figured Adidas would do anything to keep him. But maybe they don't want any part of golf, including apparel?

 

That and I need to not of all for fake chested cam models who when you tip money act like your the best but then when you just want to meet them IN THE CITY THEY LIVE IN they skip town.

 

That and stop being a damned soft hearted kid.

 

Wait what.

[TerpInTime]

That and I need to not of all for fake chested cam models who when you tip money act like your the best but then when you just want to meet them IN THE CITY THEY LIVE IN they skip town.

 

That and stop being a damned soft hearted kid.

 

Wait what.

 

Second. Need more info for the shiggles.

[Golfer827]

The girl wasn't a former class mate. She's a model, works on a site. I sent a tip of tokens to her one day and things went crazy. Found out she was in Atlanta. Already wanted to go to Atlanta because of the Centennial Olympic city. Figured kill a few birds with one stone. See the Olympic park, check out FDR's Little White House and meet this chick.

 

7 months later, she skips town the day I fly in. I try to give her one last chance. I really don't care about sex, frankly. She never answered, so to hell with it. More money for golf and living life from now on. That's where most of my paycheck was going.

 

I deserve the incoming snark.

[TheCityGame]

Fake chested cam girls gonna be fake in real life.

 

No sir. Not never. You know what they say. . .

 

Be real to the fakers.

 

Be Love to the haters.

[misplacedtexan83]

The girl wasn't a former class mate. She's a model, works on a site. I sent a tip of tokens to her one day and things went crazy. Found out she was in Atlanta. Already wanted to go to Atlanta because of the Centennial Olympic city. Figured kill a few birds with one stone. See the Olympic park, check out FDR's Little White House and meet this chick.

 

7 months later, she skips town the day I fly in. I try to give her one last chance. I really don't care about sex, frankly. She never answered, so to hell with it. More money for golf and living life from now on. That's where most of my paycheck was going.

 

I deserve the incoming snark.

 

 

 

Now you are smarter man for it..

[SullGolf]

Golfer827 must not be old enough to have listened to Chris Rock:

 

]{Ladies and gentlemen of the GED class of 1999

I have one piece of advice for you

No matter what a stripper tells you

There's no sex in the champagne room

None}[/size]

 

{Oh there's champagne in the champagne room

But you don't want champagne, you want sex

And there's no sex

In the champagne room}

 

Don't go to parties with metal detectors

Sure it feels safe inside, but what about

All those niggaz waitin' outside with guns?

They know you ain't got one

 

If a woman tells you she's 20 and looks 16, she's 12

If she tells you she's 26, and looks 26, she's damn near 40

 

Take off that silly-a** hat

 

The O.D.B. couldn't have possibly committed all those crimes

Coolio did some of that s***

 

Young black men, if you go to a movie theater

And someone steps on your foot, let it slide

Why spend the next twenty years in jail

'Cause someone smudged your Puma?

 

Cornbread, ain't nuttin' wrong with that

 

No matter what you think of what I'm sayin'

Remember this one thing

There is no sex

In the champagne room

No sex in the champagne room

No sex in the champagne room

No sex in the champagne room

No sex in the champagne room

No sex in the champagne room

No sex in the champagne room

Absolutely, positively, no sex in the champagne room

 

If a homeless person, has a funny sign

He hasn't been homeless that long

A real homeless person

Is too hungry, to be funny

 

If a girl has a pierced tongue

She'll probably suck your dick

If a guy has a pierced tongue

He'll probably suck your dick

 

Here's a horoscope for everyone

Aquarius, you're gonna die

Capricorn, you're gonna die

Gemini, you're gonna die twice

Leo, you're gonna die

Scorpio, you're gonna die f*****g

Ohh yeah

 

No one goes to hooters for wings

No no no

 

If you've been dating a man for four months

And you haven't met any of his friends

You are not his girlfriend

 

Some of the things I've said may not apply to you

Some of the things I've said may offend you

But no matter who you are, you must remember this one thing

No matter what a stripper says

There's no sex in the champagne room

None

No sex in the champagne room

Said no sex in the champagne room

No sex in the champagne room

No no sex in the champagne room

No sex in the champagne room

Can't get none

Can't have none

In the champagne room

Said there's absolutely, positively

No sex in the champagne room

Said no, no

Said no

Said Chris said.

There ain't no sex

In the champagne room

No no no

Can't get none

Can't have none

 

[jhbangas]

 

Now go look up the best courses in Atlanta and play a couple of them. Use the money you would have spent on clubs and play the coolest place you can find.

[Golfer827]

I remember that Chris Rock song. Good motto to live by. Then again, I also can't really differentiate between general kindness, flirting and genuine interest in regards to women.

[jhbangas]

Because Twin Peaks

 

[Golfer827]

 

Now go look up the best courses in Atlanta and play a couple of them. Use the money you would have spent on clubs and play the coolest place you can find.

 

No clubs, flying out at 2:30. I'll be home by 6 tonight.

[baddomes]

827 I spent a s*** ton of money in a champagne room when I was in college thinking I'd get laid. Didn't happen. It was full contact though. 6/10.

 

A lesson every man learns one way or another

 

#themoreyouknow

[SullGolf]

I remember that Chris Rock song. Good motto to live by. Then again, I also can't really differentiate between general kindness, flirting and genuine interest in regards to women.

 

I hope I'm not being too snarky, but my general rule of thumb is that if money changes hands it is none of the above.

 

Someone needs to page CFreeman, as this is his area of expertise.

[Golfer827]

I remember that Chris Rock song. Good motto to live by. Then again, I also can't really differentiate between general kindness, flirting and genuine interest in regards to women.

 

I hope I'm not being too snarky, but my general rule of thumb is that if money changes hands it is none of the above.

 

Someone needs to page CFreeman, as this is his area of expertise.

 

No, not snarky at all. It's a good rule.

[davechen]

Oh man. I'd buy you a drink, Golfer, but I don't think you partake. But then it might be a good time to start.

 

One thing I've learned in all my time on the interwebz: There are, in fact, no chicks on the interwebz, only dudes pretending to be chicks.

[Golfer827]

Oh man. I'd buy you a drink, Golfer, but I don't think you partake. But then it might be a good time to start.

 

One thing I've learned in all my time on the interwebz: There are, in fact, no chicks on the interwebz, only dudes pretending to be chicks.

 

Thanks, but you are correct. In both instances on this one.

[SullGolf]

I'm going to have "No Sex in the Champagne Room" in my head all week. I must have listened to that album 10 times on a single high school spring break trip.

 

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[t4t3r]

Got the thread going up on a Tuesday.

[TheCityGame]

Oh man. I'd buy you a drink, Golfer, but I don't think you partake. But then it might be a good time to start.

 

One thing I've learned in all my time on the interwebz: There are, in fact, no chicks on the interwebz, only dudes pretending to be chicks.

 

Thanks, but you are correct. In both instances on this one.

Remember, there are no ch1cks with d1cks. Only guys with b00bs.

[baddomes]

well I think we can all agree that it is a new day for Mr. Golfer827, son of TheCityGame, tipper of no internet woman.

[davechen]

Oh man. I'd buy you a drink, Golfer, but I don't think you partake. But then it might be a good time to start.

 

One thing I've learned in all my time on the interwebz: There are, in fact, no chicks on the interwebz, only dudes pretending to be chicks.

 

Thanks, but you are correct. In both instances on this one.

Remember, there are no ch1cks with d1cks. Only guys with b00bs.

 

I believe it was Socrates who first said that.

[SullGolf]

The only thing wrong about this situation is that it's too late to update the name of the City-Golfer827 Inaugural father Son Just fo' Shiggles Buttery Blages 7s, brought to you by UPS.

[Golfer827]

The only thing wrong about this situation is that it's too late to update the name of the City-Golfer827 Inaugural father Son Just fo' Shiggles No $ex in the Champaigne Room 7s, brought to you by UPS.

 

Fixed... But either way.

[jhbangas]

you forgot "...brought to you by UPS, a LiveJasmin company"

[TheCityGame]

The only thing wrong about this situation is that it's too late to update the name of the City-Golfer827 Inaugural father Son Just fo' Shiggles Buttery Blages 7s, brought to you by UPS.

The by-laws have a special exception if a participant makes a booty call to Atlanta for a fake chested cam model.

 

Seriously, golfer817.

 

Remember at the end of "The Big Lebowski" Walter says to Lebowsky, "F*ck it, dude. Let's go bowling."

 

We're all Walter right now and you're the dude, and bowling is golfing.

 

"F*ck it dude. Let's go golfing."

[Terphack]

The best teams through out football history make adjustments during games to try to fix what ain't working. Joe Gibbs was arguably the best ever at adjustments. Pittsburgh did it last night, the Pats do it each week better than all. Gotta adapt and not every coach or coaching staff is able to do that in a short time frame.

 

Exactly. No adjustments made. the Steelers just beat them up on the line and ran over them. Whenever they needed a reception, they put Brown on Breeland who had no help, and easy first down or touch down

 

Or any other WR running wide open!

 

Y'all are going down!

 

Win number 1 for the Skins on sunday. Dak has a lot of learnin' to do yet.

[Golfer827]

well I think we can all agree that it is a new day for Mr. Golfer827, son of TheCityGame, tipper of no internet woman.

 

I'll probably still tip, as I do enjoy giving and making people happy. Hence why I love my job so much. However, it will be WAY fewer and far between. I was averaging 150-200 spent a week on token packages. It'll end up more like 20 a month now, if even that.

 

'F*ck it, dude. Let's go golfing...'

 

This dude abides.

[FAbb]

Jason Day to Nike is really interesting. One of those things that we knew would be weird to see, with Adidas selling off TaylorMade. I wonder if Adidas will be able to keep DJ, or if he'll end up getting scooped by somebody like Nike or UA. Did he just sign an extension recently or anything?

[baddomes]

well I think we can all agree that it is a new day for Mr. Golfer827, son of TheCityGame, tipper of no internet woman.

I'll probably still tip, as I do enjoy giving and making people happy. Hence why I love my job so much. However, it will be WAY fewer and far between. I was averaging 150-200 spent a week on token packages. It'll end up more like 20 a month now, if even that. 'F*ck it, dude. Let's go golfing...' This dude abides.

 

I'd tell you $20 a month is still a waste, but I probably spend that much money on cake each month. For myself.

 

Sometimes a man's gotta man.

[FAbb]

Golf Talk Tuesday : If you were a pro, what apparel and equipment companies would you want to sign with?

[t4t3r]

well I think we can all agree that it is a new day for Mr. Golfer827, son of TheCityGame, tipper of no internet woman.

 

I'll probably still tip, as I do enjoy giving and making people happy. Hence why I love my job so much. However, it will be WAY fewer and far between. I was averaging 150-200 spent a week on token packages. It'll end up more like 20 a month now, if even that.

 

'F*ck it, dude. Let's go golfing...'

 

This dude abides.

 

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