MD/VA/DC Golfers - Ten Seconds or Less

[JJCOOP7]

One of the funniest things to do was throw a grenade...

 

It's amazing how many people don't know how to throw something.

 

You take it for granted most people can throw a ball.

[HighBoomingDraws]

Get fitted. Buy used somewhere. Shrink wrap iron heads. Unwrap on first tee. Pour some Tabasco on the 6 iron and sniff it. Hit screen name and walk off tee.

 

THIS!

[misplacedtexan83]

Yeah but look at ages, weight and it's an explosion in your hand.

 

Good times though. We only one dumb@$$. At least he got it over the wall barely.

[jhbangas]

City, you play today?

[DT15]

I got out on the course today. Anyone guess what course? MoCo course, uphill par 3, pond in front of and to left of hole. Pic from well left of tee box.

 

[HighBoomingDraws]

Poolesville #8?

[DT15]

Poolesville #8?

 

Negative. Freezing cold with that guess.

 

I'll add, it may be crappy enough that no one has played it. Or at least frequents there.

[SullGolf]

Im stumped. Is it a county course, or just in the county? Doesn't strike me as any of the MoCo run courses, though I haven't played all of them yet.

[HighBoomingDraws]

Im stumped. Is it a county course, or just in the county? Doesn't strike me as any of the MoCo run courses, though I haven't played all of them yet.

 

Exactly. I haven't played falls road or Sligo creek but I don't know of any besides that hole at Poolesville that remotely fit the description. It can't be Blue Mash either. Private course?

[DT15]

County course mentioned above. Sligo Creek.

[SullGolf]

I have played Sligo Creek. It doesn't have an uphill par 3 with any water that I recall.

[vtnerf]

Guess it's time to start DTS. We've already got anywhere from 8" to 11" already. At least I only had one eBay invoice when I woke up this morning.

[TheCityGame]

City, you play today?

played with my dong.

 

Maybe tomorrow if we get a little melting.

[DT15]

 

You mean you've never played this from the forward tees to the rear as a par 3? Noob.

[vtnerf]

Everyone has their own tempo. Find yours, and go with it. (just a quick look, it seems that hidekis ball gets out there quick. But JT is long, so who knows...)

[SullGolf]

 

You mean you've never played this from the forward tees to the rear as a par 3? Noob.

 

Next time I'm playing Sligo Creek and you are in the group behind me, I'll give it a try.

[misplacedtexan83]

 

You mean you've never played this from the forward tees to the rear as a par 3? Noob.

 

Next time I'm playing Sligo Creek and you are in the group behind me, I'll give it a try.

 

Sully are you threatening a peace officer??... book him Dano!

[dagoose383]

Sligo Creek!

 

I shot 37 on the front 9 there my senior year of high school in our league championship. It was the first time any of us had seen black squirrels and they were everywhere. Good times...

 

Dangit, I had a sweet gif for Bangas but I am computer illiterate and have no idea how to get it in here...

 

https://www.facebook.com/moviepilotdotcom/videos/1365034126868352/

 

That's the best I can do...

[dagoose383]

I really dislike the Seahawks and their stupid "12th Man" thing.

 

Tonight I am rooting for the Lions (especially since Dallas owned them a few weeks ago and a repeat next week would be sweet)

[misplacedtexan83]

DaGoose..

 

Have you been throwing back some pony beers after shoveling

[dagoose383]

I've graduated to the aluminum pints now. They get ice cold like cans but have the smooth flow of a bottle. Its like the best of both worlds.

[misplacedtexan83]

I've graduated to the aluminum pints now. They get ice cold like cans but have the smooth flow of a bottle. Its like the best of both worlds.

 

I'm so proud of you buddy! Golf Thursday or Friday?

[dagoose383]

I am keeping my fingers crossed for an after work range session on Friday. Should be able to slip out a little early and be able to get a bucket in with some putts but not ready to burn any PTO for a January round. Saving up the leave for some spring time mental health days.

[dagoose383]

Now that you aren't an Oak Creek hater anymore it opens up some possibilities haha

[misplacedtexan83]

Playing it from the whites made it very enjoyable. However, the jury is still out.

 

We did get charged full price and we walked, so that's dumb.

 

Range was close because it was too wet...understandable but still dumb.

 

Service at the bar was good...

 

Jury is still out..

[eagle1997]

SCENE THAT HAPPENED AT EAGLE'S HOUSE THIS EVENING:

 

Me: <lugging golf bag into the living room>

Wife: What are you doing?

Me: Gonna clean my clubs.

Wife: You know it snowed today?

Me: Yep.

Wife: You know it's going to be 20* tomorrow?

Me: Yep.

Wife: Then why are you doing this?

Me: Getting ready.

Wife: Getting ready for WHAT?

Me: Getting ready. Just in case.

Wife: <throws up hands and storms out of the room>

Me: <puts on Golf Channel and reminisces about my one round at Kapalua>

 

END SCENE

[misplacedtexan83]

So Thursday or Friday round sound good to you?

[davechen]

I really dislike the Seahawks and their stupid "12th Man" thing.

 

Tonight I am rooting for the Lions (especially since Dallas owned them a few weeks ago and a repeat next week would be sweet)

[HighBoomingDraws]

SCENE THAT HAPPENED AT EAGLE'S HOUSE THIS EVENING:

 

Me: <lugging golf bag into the living room>

Wife: What are you doing?

Me: Gonna clean my clubs.

Wife: You know it snowed today?

Me: Yep.

Wife: You know it's going to be 20* tomorrow?

Me: Yep.

Wife: Then why are you doing this?

Me: Getting ready.

Wife: Getting ready for WHAT?

Me: Getting ready. Just in case.

Wife: <throws up hands and storms out of the room>

Me: <puts on Golf Channel and reminisces about my one round at Kapalua>

 

END SCENE

 

God bless. Sounds eerily familiar.

[dcmidnight]

Regripped my clubs last night, similar conversation

 

Wife: WTF are you doing, its 10* outside.

Me: Regripping my clubs.

Wife: Its icing outside, you wont be hitting for a month.

Me: I looked at the weather, I bet I'm at the range this week.

Wife: (thinking about her decision to marry me)

Wife: Never mind, you're crazy.

Me: (happily goes back to the workship)

Me: (reminiscing about my round with Eagle at Bethpage)