MD/VA/DC Golfers - Ten Seconds or Less

[TheCityGame]

AHo

[TheCityGame]

It's early but, we have an early candidate for #swagoftheyear

 

 

[eagle1997]

HulaHoop

 

[TheCityGame]

I'd be very surprised if that woman didn't like sex.

[eagle1997]

CCNoWeeWee

 

AGap

[eagle1997]

HooperSchloooper

[misplacedtexan83]

HoopperPooper

[eagle1997]

oh tex...

[misplacedtexan83]

Oh me... oh you... oh you!

[mtn1414]

2dBallPar

[misplacedtexan83]

2dBallPar

 

I'm going to like this because I know you have been saving the world at work or hopefully planning a Pinehurst trip ;)

 

 

[dcmidnight]

Just caught the David Duval driver special on Golf Channel Academy. Really great, will definitely be rewatching.

 

Emphasizes 1 - taking one side out the course out of play and 2 - getting to a place where you can tee off with no fear.

 

DC approved, much like.

[dagoose383]

Learned a valuable lesson today that I figured I should share with all of you just in case you weren't aware.

 

If you do the following in the pharmacy at John's Hopkins:

 

-Start dropping F Bombs because your Oxy prescription requires further review

-continue dropping f bombs after you have been made aware security will be called if you cannot calm down

-continue dropping f bombs including directing them toward everyone else in the pharmacy

-continue dropping f bombs even though you are being surrounded by more security and uniformed officers including the head of security who directed the officers that "if he touches any of you, 'smack him down' " (notice a pattern?)

- reply to ge security head with "imma smack ya old Word not allowed down b-" while throwing your cup of ice water at him

 

You will get "smacked down" which is more throwing than actual smacking and concludes with 5 officers holding you on the ground while they warn you they will break your arm if they have to to get it behind your back.

 

I know this sounds like stuff I would do but it wasn't me this time

 

I snuck a few pics and video during the lead up just in case something happened I would have some proof that I would have been defending myself haha Luckily it was just me down there watching the action and wife and daughter were still up in clinic. I texted her to stay away early in the action and glad I did as it escalated.

 

And I thought it was going to be another long boring day in Charm City!

 

 

[misplacedtexan83]

Tee time...

 

Come watch Bang@$$ attempt to play DT/Tex speed golf...his words.

 

Friday @ Andrews @ 0824.

 

Bang-me-?-?

[eagle1997]

PHRASING

[misplacedtexan83]

What-are-you-talking-about?

[eagle1997]

Dagoose- I was reading that post all along like it was you, until I realized you couldn't be posting it because they confiscate phones before throwing people in jail.

 

Plus, I know you prefer Coors Light to Oxy.

[eagle1997]

What-are-you-talking-about?

 

Come watch...

 

Bang me...

 

 

[dcmidnight]

First week testing out Blue Apron. Tonight was Spicy Korean Rice Cakes....not bad at all, quite delicious.

[misplacedtexan83]

What-are-you-talking-about?

 

Come watch...

 

Bang me...

 

No sir...your mind is the gutter after 3 fingers deep.

 

Bang-me (see that little - (dash) separating two words)

 

Oh Eagle.. I throw it up you knock it out of the park.

 

[vtnerf]

Dagoose, I was never lucky enough to witness anything like that during our time at JH.

[baddomes]

Wait where are the pictures?

 

If you ever have to spend a few hours on a gurney in an emergency room just hanging out before your room is ready on a Saturday night, spend them in the Johns Hopkins emergency room. I think there was a 1:1 cop to "patient" ratio.

 

Patients mostly nude men covered by hospital sheets, so....you know....bonus.

[eagle1997]

First week testing out Blue Apron. Tonight was Spicy Korean Rice Cakes....not bad at all, quite delicious.

 

I tried both Blue Apron and HomeChef. Actually preferred HC surprisingly. Ended up cancelling both after the promotional rate ran out.

 

Note: you have to cancel BA almost immediately, or they ding you for the next shipment at full price. Pre-ordering lock in kicks in like 7-8 days in advance.

 

It's a very good concept, and both executed it well. I'm just a pig who needed more food than they provided per meal.

[jhbangas]

Edit. Didn't see follow up posts

[dcmidnight]

First week testing out Blue Apron. Tonight was Spicy Korean Rice Cakes....not bad at all, quite delicious.

 

I tried both Blue Apron and HomeChef. Actually preferred HC surprisingly. Ended up cancelling both after the promotional rate ran out.

 

Note: you have to cancel BA almost immediately, or they ding you for the next shipment at full price. Pre-ordering lock in kicks in like 7-8 days in advance.

 

It's a very good concept, and both executed it well. I'm just a pig who needed more food than they provided per meal.

 

Happy so far with what the concept/packaging in terms of what BA has sent. And god it is way cheaper than the amount of take out/delivery/eating out that we do. $20 a meal sounds like a lot - until its not.

 

I also - very much - struggle with portion control. So, hopefully, this helps a bit.

 

Ordered a matte purple putter shaft from PutterLab today to build the Cameron project that I ordered that didn't exist before last Thursday's DTT. This is what happens during the winter....

[SullGolf]

Domes moved out of Chevy Chase?

 

Who else am I going to find to have dinner with Beatrice and I at Clydes at 3pm?

[baddomes]

Technically I am a legal resident of DC and have a vacation apartment in Chevy Chase until the end of March.

[TheCityGame]

Oxy is a h3ll of a drug.

[FAbb]

Golf Talk Tuesday : What were your highest, lowest, and average differential for 2016?

[FAbb]

GTT : I just took the scores from the handicap season, rather than the calendar year. The average goes up ~.5 if you count my scores prior to the start of the handicap season.

 

High: 9.6

Low: -0.3

Average: 3.82