Golf slang you created

[-GoldenHawk-]

Also, once in a blue moon when I'm having a bad round and put an old ball in play that looks like it's prime was in the 90s, I'll address it as "Celine" when talking to it (Celine Dion).

[natedd]

I invented the use of "game" and "bag" as verbs.

My father, a boulangerie owner, claims to have invented the question mark.

[natedd]

I invented the use of "game" and "bag" as verbs.

My father, a boulangerie owner, claims to have invented the question mark.

[BobbyDPlaysGolf]

Career mode. When you put together a streak of well played shots resulting in make-able birdie putts. (usually 4-5 holes and can be extended as long as someone is in the mode)

I.e. I thought I played well today, it's to bad you went into career mode and took my money.

[BobbyDPlaysGolf]

Career mode. When you put together a streak of well played shots resulting in make-able birdie putts. (usually 4-5 holes and can be extended as long as someone is in the mode)

I.e. I thought I played well today, it's to bad you went into career mode and took my money.

[billyhandsomeface]

I have a theory that I usually make 2 shots worse than what I want to make. Therefore, depending on the Par of the hole, I will say, "Eagle time" if I want a par. It adjusts accordingly and rarely if ever works.

[billyhandsomeface]

I have a theory that I usually make 2 shots worse than what I want to make. Therefore, depending on the Par of the hole, I will say, "Eagle time" if I want a par. It adjusts accordingly and rarely if ever works.

[Anonymosity]

A 300 yard drive is a "hemoglobin". Reason:

300 is a perfect game in ten-pin bowling.
Pete Weber is a famous bowler.
Chris Webber has the same last name as Pete Weber, except spelled differently.
Chris Webber infamously called a timeout he didn't have against UNC.
UNC is in North Carolina.
Pinehurst is also in North Carolina.
Pinehurst contains "pine."
Some people decorate pine trees with ornaments at Christmastime.
Hallmark is a place to buy Christmas ornaments.
Hallmark is known for selling greeting cards.
Valentine's Day is a big holiday for greeting cards.
Valentine's Day features a heart theme.
Your heart pumps blood.
Blood contains the hemoglobin protein.

[Anonymosity]

A 300 yard drive is a "hemoglobin". Reason:

300 is a perfect game in ten-pin bowling.
Pete Weber is a famous bowler.
Chris Webber has the same last name as Pete Weber, except spelled differently.
Chris Webber infamously called a timeout he didn't have against UNC.
UNC is in North Carolina.
Pinehurst is also in North Carolina.
Pinehurst contains "pine."
Some people decorate pine trees with ornaments at Christmastime.
Hallmark is a place to buy Christmas ornaments.
Hallmark is known for selling greeting cards.
Valentine's Day is a big holiday for greeting cards.
Valentine's Day features a heart theme.
Your heart pumps blood.
Blood contains the hemoglobin protein.

[Jayshaft]

Me and my buddies always say this after any shot that you absolutely nutted - "awe, Rocketsauce!"

[Jayshaft]

Me and my buddies always say this after any shot that you absolutely nutted - "awe, Rocketsauce!"

[cardoustie]

Monkey chaw = bite or backspin
Sit a horse = same as hit a house
Italian porn star mitt = same as large beaver pelt

[cardoustie]

Monkey chaw = bite or backspin
Sit a horse = same as hit a house
Italian porn star mitt = same as large beaver pelt

[Blakester]

Nine holes = Ninal Richie.

We used to smoke a lot of weed back in college and "Hey, do you want to play nine holes?" evolved in to simply asking someone "Nine-al?" And...of course, that became "Ninal Richie?"

[Blakester]

Nine holes = Ninal Richie.

We used to smoke a lot of weed back in college and "Hey, do you want to play nine holes?" evolved in to simply asking someone "Nine-al?" And...of course, that became "Ninal Richie?"

[RSinSG]

A 300 yard drive is a "hemoglobin". Reason:

 

300 is a perfect game in ten-pin bowling.

Pete Weber is a famous bowler.

Chris Webber has the same last name as Pete Weber, except spelled differently.

Chris Webber infamously called a timeout he didn't have against UNC.

UNC is in North Carolina.

Pinehurst is also in North Carolina.

Pinehurst contains "pine."

Some people decorate pine trees with ornaments at Christmastime.

Hallmark is a place to buy Christmas ornaments.

Hallmark is known for selling greeting cards.

Valentine's Day is a big holiday for greeting cards.

Valentine's Day features a heart theme.

Your heart pumps blood.

Blood contains the hemoglobin protein.

 

[RSinSG]

A 300 yard drive is a "hemoglobin". Reason:

 

300 is a perfect game in ten-pin bowling.

Pete Weber is a famous bowler.

Chris Webber has the same last name as Pete Weber, except spelled differently.

Chris Webber infamously called a timeout he didn't have against UNC.

UNC is in North Carolina.

Pinehurst is also in North Carolina.

Pinehurst contains "pine."

Some people decorate pine trees with ornaments at Christmastime.

Hallmark is a place to buy Christmas ornaments.

Hallmark is known for selling greeting cards.

Valentine's Day is a big holiday for greeting cards.

Valentine's Day features a heart theme.

Your heart pumps blood.

Blood contains the hemoglobin protein.

 

[Par Fore]

I got paired up with a guy one round named John Daly, no, not that John Daly. He had a saying for everything, the only two I remember are, "that broke like a Tijuana Rolex", and, "that ran like an year 5 year old in Walmart".

[Par Fore]

I got paired up with a guy one round named John Daly, no, not that John Daly. He had a saying for everything, the only two I remember are, "that broke like a Tijuana Rolex", and, "that ran like an year 5 year old in Walmart".

[nickb98]

"Slapshot" - kind of a low cut shot into a green. Typically with and iron.

[nickb98]

"Slapshot" - kind of a low cut shot into a green. Typically with and iron.

[larrybud]

[quote name='Vintage1976' timestamp='1429461495' post='11391951']
I've got a buddy who takes a big cut at everything. If it's a little wet out or he gets steep he creates a good sized "Beaver Pelt" which is usually recoverable 10 yards down the fairway. He sort of looks like an old trapper carrying it back to his divot.
[/quote]

Sorry, heard that one before.

[larrybud]

[quote name='Vintage1976' timestamp='1429461495' post='11391951']
I've got a buddy who takes a big cut at everything. If it's a little wet out or he gets steep he creates a good sized "Beaver Pelt" which is usually recoverable 10 yards down the fairway. He sort of looks like an old trapper carrying it back to his divot.
[/quote]

Sorry, heard that one before.

[larrybud]

[quote name='Anonymosity' timestamp='1429490353' post='11394461']
A 300 yard drive is a "hemoglobin". Reason:

300 is a perfect game in ten-pin bowling.
Pete Weber is a famous bowler.
Chris Webber has the same last name as Pete Weber, except spelled differently.
Chris Webber infamously called a timeout he didn't have against UNC.
UNC is in North Carolina.
Pinehurst is also in North Carolina.
Pinehurst contains "pine."
Some people decorate pine trees with ornaments at Christmastime.
Hallmark is a place to buy Christmas ornaments.
Hallmark is known for selling greeting cards.
Valentine's Day is a big holiday for greeting cards.
Valentine's Day features a heart theme.
Your heart pumps blood.
Blood contains the hemoglobin protein.
[/quote]

What were you smokin' to come up with that one!?

[larrybud]

[quote name='Anonymosity' timestamp='1429490353' post='11394461']
A 300 yard drive is a "hemoglobin". Reason:

300 is a perfect game in ten-pin bowling.
Pete Weber is a famous bowler.
Chris Webber has the same last name as Pete Weber, except spelled differently.
Chris Webber infamously called a timeout he didn't have against UNC.
UNC is in North Carolina.
Pinehurst is also in North Carolina.
Pinehurst contains "pine."
Some people decorate pine trees with ornaments at Christmastime.
Hallmark is a place to buy Christmas ornaments.
Hallmark is known for selling greeting cards.
Valentine's Day is a big holiday for greeting cards.
Valentine's Day features a heart theme.
Your heart pumps blood.
Blood contains the hemoglobin protein.
[/quote]

What were you smokin' to come up with that one!?

[nickb98]

[quote name='larrybud' timestamp='1429495432' post='11395055']
[quote name='Anonymosity' timestamp='1429490353' post='11394461']
A 300 yard drive is a "hemoglobin". Reason:

300 is a perfect game in ten-pin bowling.
Pete Weber is a famous bowler.
Chris Webber has the same last name as Pete Weber, except spelled differently.
Chris Webber infamously called a timeout he didn't have against UNC.
UNC is in North Carolina.
Pinehurst is also in North Carolina.
Pinehurst contains "pine."
Some people decorate pine trees with ornaments at Christmastime.
Hallmark is a place to buy Christmas ornaments.
Hallmark is known for selling greeting cards.
Valentine's Day is a big holiday for greeting cards.
Valentine's Day features a heart theme.
Your heart pumps blood.
Blood contains the hemoglobin protein.
[/quote]

What were you smokin' to come up with that one!?
[/quote]He was smoking hemoglobin probably. In the lab, we call hemoglobin a "300 yard drive". Wanna know why?

[nickb98]

[quote name='larrybud' timestamp='1429495432' post='11395055']
[quote name='Anonymosity' timestamp='1429490353' post='11394461']
A 300 yard drive is a "hemoglobin". Reason:

300 is a perfect game in ten-pin bowling.
Pete Weber is a famous bowler.
Chris Webber has the same last name as Pete Weber, except spelled differently.
Chris Webber infamously called a timeout he didn't have against UNC.
UNC is in North Carolina.
Pinehurst is also in North Carolina.
Pinehurst contains "pine."
Some people decorate pine trees with ornaments at Christmastime.
Hallmark is a place to buy Christmas ornaments.
Hallmark is known for selling greeting cards.
Valentine's Day is a big holiday for greeting cards.
Valentine's Day features a heart theme.
Your heart pumps blood.
Blood contains the hemoglobin protein.
[/quote]

What were you smokin' to come up with that one!?
[/quote]He was smoking hemoglobin probably. In the lab, we call hemoglobin a "300 yard drive". Wanna know why?

[NHauss]

[quote name='BobbyDPlaysGolf' timestamp='1429487659' post='11394147']
Career mode. When you put together a streak of well played shots resulting in make-able birdie putts. (usually 4-5 holes and can be extended as long as someone is in the mode)

I.e. I thought I played well today, it's to bad you went into career mode and took my money.
[/quote]

Me and My buddies use "career" all the time for good shots, how career is that haha

[NHauss]

[quote name='BobbyDPlaysGolf' timestamp='1429487659' post='11394147']
Career mode. When you put together a streak of well played shots resulting in make-able birdie putts. (usually 4-5 holes and can be extended as long as someone is in the mode)

I.e. I thought I played well today, it's to bad you went into career mode and took my money.
[/quote]

Me and My buddies use "career" all the time for good shots, how career is that haha

[golfinray]

A low one that runs hard "nacho cheese"

Like if someone steals from a grocery store and is runnin away and the owner hollers Not yo cheese!

Divot "big enough to bury a small dog"

"Comode ringer" - putt that 360 lip outs