He is the most interesting WRXer in the world....

[tdelam]

"I got a wear spot on my bladed 4 iron the size of a pea."

[Shrapnac]

"I got a wear spot on my bladed 4 iron the size of a pea."

 

He doesn't get wear spots, he gets "flush marks."

[Reasonability]

No one understands how it happens but if anyone yells when he drives the ball - their head instantly turns into a potato. Then his caddy hangs back and hands that person a little baggie full of facial parts as a consolation (minus the mouth).

[lkangsterl]

Golfnow waives his booking fee

[J-Blade]

Golfnow waives his booking fee

 

Golfnow contacts him and asks when he would like to play.

[Sean2]

The USGA avoids him as they know he brings common sense to the game.

[Conrad1953]

As soon as he called them, the USGA came out and asked for a mulligan.

[SixtySomePing]

His ball would never dare to move when he is set to putt... disappointing the USGA then and later

[DavePelz4]

He would have been the first pick in the NBA draft, but he didn't want to make the decision to take his talents to Philadelphia.

[2putttom]

A $1000 an hour hooker paid him to have sex.

[J-Blade]

Dustine John's ball saw him in the crowd at the 5th green and moved out of fear..

[carn9698]

A $1000 an hour hooker paid him to have sex.

no she paid for grip advice!

[carn9698]

He is immune to Zika and will win the Olympics.

[dlygrisse]

He really is a great athlete, built like a linebacker and was a Navy Seal.

[platgof]

He can't use a common latrine.

[thug the bunny]

He has never filed a tax return. The IRS doesn't want him to because his refund would bankrupt them.

[thug the bunny]

He doesn't know who the Kardashians are.

[thug the bunny]

When Apollo 11 landed on the moon they found his ball marker and scorecard for a 52 on the Sea of Tranquility.

[jslane57]

17/1700 are his exact launch/spin numbers...with the stock shaft.

[Arafel]

He wears a hat wherever he goes and nobody gets offended.

[Rollins]

When he takes a pee in the fairway or by a tree .He never gets charged with indecent exposure or has to sign up on the sex offender list

[Rollins]

Monte and Iteach take lessons from him

[jslane57]

Courses change their ratings and slopes based on his scorecard.

[J-Blade]

When he takes a pee in the fairway or by a tree .He never gets charged with indecent exposure or has to sign up on the sex offender list

 

In fact, the tree he pees on immediately gets greener, even in winter..

[thug the bunny]

He wears a hat wherever he goes and nobody gets offended.

 

Some WRXrs would still find offense and call Him a disrespectful dirt bag.

[SixtySomePing]

He always means what he says, even his WRX 'Post' box does not have an 'edit' or 'delete' feature...

[platgof]

Just elected!

[BillyZ2]

I like the latest one out:

" he once cheated death, but death didn't mind."

[DavePelz4]

He hits flop shots with a driver.

[SixtySomePing]

Only he knows it was his private jet, when people say 'this year flew by'...