He is the most interesting WRXer in the world....

[SixtySomePing]

All Primary results indicate he's the second most interesting WRXer as well...

[TheKrushh]

He asks to finish out from 100 yards and in.

[MtlJeff]

His name is Tom.

 

USGA's new campaign: "Tee it forward, except Tom"

[dlygrisse]

Arnie has an army....but he has a Navy, Airforce and Marines as well.

[MtlJeff]

When he gets to his country club, he doesn't park his car, he eaglek it

[DavePelz4]

Psychics go to him to learn of their future.

[DavePelz4]

5 out of 5 dentists prefer him.

[KMeloney]

Johnny Miller has good things to say about has career.

 

He can draw and fade the ball at will -- in the same shot.

 

When Stella got her groove back, he sharpened it.

[DavePelz4]

Miss Cleo calls him to learn of her future.

[oldschoolrocker]

He wins the par 3 contest

and The Masters.

[Chomper]

He is a member of every club you have never heard of....

 

He has never lost a member guest, anywhere.

 

The man has never been harmed by an insect, and they are better for it.

[roundersmitty]

If he were to hit you with a golf ball, without yelling fore....you would need to fight the urge to thank him

[thug the bunny]

If he were to hit you with a golf ball, without yelling fore....you would need to fight the urge to thank him

 

The only way he could hit you with his ball is if you were standing in front of the pin. Duh....

[DavePelz4]

He doesn't need to be fit for clubs.

[Conrad1953]

Bugs have to spray themselves with bug repellent when he walks on the course.

[deetsal]

Iron Byron gets swing tips from him, telepathically. However I.B. "brain" often overloads.

[2bGood]

He wears sunglasses to protect the Sun from His eyes.

[SixtySomePing]

There are never artificial birds chirping in the background when he plays. His birds have all flown in on purpose.

[bobbydazzlewazzler]

When he moonwalks after sinking a 50 footer he isn't really moving. He is actually spinning the earth backwards on its axis.

[thug the bunny]

His ball impact can only be modeled by high energy particle physics. He has already created the Higgs boson multiple times with his drives.

[2bGood]

When he decided to hit a high drive, his ball finish the Kessel run in less than 11 parsecs.

[fishstix94]

What a thread, love it! Haha

[BillyZ2]

he is probably here illegally.

[JustinG76]

Brandel Chamblee asks him for an analysis on his analysis of Tiger's swing.

 

If he is down-wind on the tee box of a Par 5, his opponent in a match play event tells him, "it's good", before he tees off.

 

If he hits a ball into the water, it's considered ground under repair.

 

He once missed a putt on 18 to qualify for the U.S. Open....the tournament was subsequently cancelled.

[golffeen007]

Parsons asks um to cast him a set ,311ME "."

[carn9698]

Each scoop of his ice cream sits squarely on his spoons sweet spot

[dciccoritti]

Dogs pet HIm.

[dlygrisse]

After Bruce Jenner met him, he changed his/her name to Caitlyn.......

[golffeen007]

1 irons and ladies tremble at the vibe of his game

[anth]

TV stations don't use Pro Tracer when he hits the ball. It's not required as his golf balls leave behind their own vapor trail