Fun and Games - Modify a famous movie line to apply to golf

[jordan2240]

Only one entry per post please.  Identify the movie.  I'll start.  From Crocodile Dundee - "That's not a slice.  This is a slice."

[shagmoreline]

From Forrest Gump - “Golf is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.”

[Naptime]

Frankly my dear, I don't give a putt.

[miamistomp]

  You wanna play games ? You wanna( drive it ) in the rough ?

 

 

 

[Argonne69]

 

Terminator (after birdieing the 18th to shoot 113): "I'll be back."

 

Edited October 16, 2020 by Argonne69

[Krooks Boepka]

I'm gonna double up here: The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly: You see, in this world there's two kinds of people my friend. Those who slice, and those who pull hook.

 

OG Blade Runner Ending Sequence: All those moments will be lost in time, like golf balls in the hazards.

[jordan2240]

I'll try another.  From "Jaws" - You're gonna need a bigger hole.

Edited October 17, 2020 by jordan2240
Wrong wording initially.

[jordan2240]

From "A Few Good Men" - You can't handle the 60 degree.

[Greenie]

I need a five on the last hole to break 80.

 

Your buddy asks did you do it? Your reply: I know what you are thinking punk. Did I score a six or only five? To tell you the truth in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being I'm playing my best round ever you have to ask yourself one question. Did I get lucky.

Edited October 17, 2020 by Greenie

[Argonne69]

 

"There's no place like (the) Hole."

 

[jordan2240]

I'll just continue to play with myself.  No Id necessary - May the course be with you.

 

[alfriday]

"Forget it Jake.  It's golf."

 

Chinatown.

[Qqq123xx]

"I want to putt alone."

[cardoustie]

The first rule of Golf Club is you don’t talk about golf club 

 

[Naptime]

Caddyshack: Remember Danny - Two wrongs don't make a right but three putts make a bogey.

 

[jackdanger]

Me when one of my playing buddies asks why he keeps fatting every shot:

 

"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH"

 

-A Few Good Men

[Argonne69]

 

Needing par on the 18th to break 80, and rinsing the approach shot:

 

"Houston, we have a problem." - Apollo 13 or "Well, nobody's perfect." - Some Like It Hot

 

 

[alfriday]

"You had me at golf.

 

Jerry Mcquire 

[Qqq123xx]

He hit it in the water again, we'll never make land. 

[jackdanger]

when my buddy shows up to golf in a hoodie:

 

[Argonne69]

"May the wind be with you always." - Star Wars

 

[cardoustie]

“I love the smell of cut grass in the morning”

Apocalypse Now

[Qqq123xx]

Of all the golf joints in all the Towns, in all the World, She walks into mine.     Casablanca. 

Edited October 20, 2020 by Qqq123xx

[jordan2240]

From "A League of Their Own" - There's no crying in golf!

[jordan2240]

During match play, when your opponent does not concede you the three-footer after you conceded his - From 'Cool Hand Luke' - What we've got here is a failure to reciprocate.

[miamistomp]

 Staying with Luke

   When you are in the rough

      Shaking The Bush Boss, still shaking  it

[TourSpoon]

Does Ian Poulter know that you raid his wardrobe? - Breakfast Club

[Argonne69]

"Golf is the path to the dark side. Golf leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. Have you considered bowling?" - Star Wars

 

[TourSpoon]

"Cameron. There is no substitute." - Risky Business

[Qqq123xx]

Hey you're pretty good for a 12 hdcp'er.  Hard Times