Tiger Woods Injured in Car Crash (Threads Merged here)

[swbyps]

[quote name='golow' post='2088068' date='Nov 27 2009, 03:02 PM']Most importantly, let's think of his family and all of the children that benefit from his foundation ... everyone just wish him well and please leave all biases at the door. Whether you like Phil better, don't condone tantrums and spitting, don't like acceptance of appearance fees or simply don't like a black man being the most recognizable human on earth, please save it for other conversations and threads.

golow™[/quote]

WOW dude! Now that is an example of what I like to call "keepin it real". Well put! Thank God it sounds like Tiger is ok. If it does come out in the end that there are prescription med issues or that he and the wife got into it over the recent allegations...hes not the first and he wont be the last.

[Smack Daddy]

[quote name='nikegolfchad' post='2088038' date='Nov 27 2009, 03:53 PM']even if this was a total accident and there was definitely no alcohol or anything involved...people on here would still think conspiracy. I bet if it was Phil...there wouldn't be a single comment on it[/quote]

Naw, there would be a poll....was he going out for pizza or doughnuts?

[Sawgrass]

I find it disheartening that so many choose to have fun posting about this incident. Here's a guy that gives his all to entertain us on the golf course. He is injured. None of us know what has truly happened. But in the face of his injury many choose to speculate about his marriage and other unpleasant reasons why this accident may have happened.

How about simply expressing sorrow that another human being is hurt, and leave all the judgement until you know what really happened, if in fact you ever do find out. Then, if you must, cast the first stone.

[Desert Golf]

I've always been told that nothing good ever happens after midnight. I hope that Tiger is ok but if you plow your vehicle into a fire hydrant and a tree in the middle of the night you have obvioulsy made some poor decisions.

[vegas005]

CRASHES WHERE THE AIR BAG SHOULD NOT DEPLOY

Your air bags should not deploy in those accidents where they will not prevent your injuries. After all, air bags can deploy at speeds of more than 200 mph, and you should not be exposed to those kinds of forces if it won’t help you. Thus, your frontal air bags should not deploy in side impacts, rear impacts and rollovers where there is no significant deceleration from front to back. Other examples of crashes where your frontal air bags should not generally deploy include:

* Minor frontal crashes
* Most impacts to the undercarriage of the vehicle, such as when crossing a railroad, unless they would result in serious personal injury
* Impacts with animals such as deer or dogs
* Impacts with street curbs or parking blocks
* Driving on rough roads, including those with large potholes, gravel or bumps


So...good chance they worked as designed.

I'm betting he got distracted by a phone or a stray animal...s..t happens.

[golow]

P.S. - Investigations automatically stay open and the status is "charges pending" whenever there is damage to public property. Tiger knocked over a hydrant. Same status was assigned to my case in high school because I shmotzed a guardrail. My charges were nollied once I paid for said guardrail.

Again - not saying he wasn't doing something wrong. But if i was texting someone with my fat fingers on a tiny keypad and clipped a hydrant spewing a powerful geyser of H2O all over my car and to the sky I think i may get a little sideways with a 400 hp vehicle and hit that tree 12 feet away .... or he was trippin'.

Let's just wait and see.

golow(tm)

[theinsider]

Great analysis GoLow.

As for others, please think a little before you post.

We would like to keep this thread open for members to contribute; taking the opportunity for inappropriate barbs at anyone is not appreciated or tolerated.

[laxxn4life19]

657+207+8

Wheres our record confirmation, someone call Guinness.

[JRC101]

He had to be drunk, no other explanation for the shenanigans. Maybe his woman sent him away in a drunken rage?

[golow]

Please don't take my posts as a put down to anybody poking fun ... I'm all for that.

Whatever reason one has to knock over a fire hydrant at the end of your own driveway and then end up a** backwards on a neighbor's lawn deserves some goofin'. Just don't attack someone's character with no info whatsoever

golow(tm)

[swingdoc80]

BREAKING NEWS - Security cameras have just picked up what looks like Robert Allenby cutting Tigers brake wires.

He is heard to be saying "This will teach you to be out so late"

[celts5407]

right. those FHP reports that said alcohol wasnt a factor must have been lies.

[laxxn4life19]

What kind of caddiee? Maybe it was a 6 speed suv? Repaired left leg couldnt handle the demanding need of a Cadillac clutch?? The plot thickens!

[James Fallon]

Just after coming back form injury this season! Hopefully it won't put him out of playing! I didn't understand how the newspapers could say he was in a 'serious condition' but also say he was travelling under 30mph...

[Huskypride28]

This is definately going to set the record for fastest growing thread ever.

[wfrogge1]

Tiger still needs work on his driving I see




Joking because hes ok

[Foreleft]

The airbags probably did not deploy to due to rationing by Government Motors.

[ColinMB]

Can we get all the jokes out of the way?

- Someone took a picture of him while he was driving?
- Let Lee Trevino fix his driving... he just needs to learn a power fade.
- Tiger says the driving isn't the problem... it's the putting.
- Drive for show... park for dough

Is that about it?

Seriously Tiger... I hope you're okay. Take care.

[imsocrabby]

[quote name='celts5407' post='2088128' date='Nov 27 2009, 03:31 PM']right. those FHP reports that said alcohol wasnt a factor must have been lies.[/quote]



right. because state/federal agencies haven't reported false information before.

[rev. 2 iron]

I am sad from many of these posts --- honestly --- what sort of depravity does it take to delight in the misfortune of someone else? It makes me lose hope in what I thought was a community of golfers who, as a rule, are people with some decorum ---

[RJC59]

Update on trapped lady if anyone cares: Turns out she is pregnant.. obviously unsure of the babys condition.. she looked to be concious and ok but never moved after the accident(I saw it happen out the window as I was typing to you guys) They have her out of the car and on a stretcher now.. They had to pry off door to get to her... Amazing to watch how quick and smooth these guys work.. must be 30 people at the scene of an accident which 1 person made a stupid mistake. Scary stuff.

[wfrogge1]

[quote name='ColinMB' post='2088140' date='Nov 27 2009, 04:35 PM']Can we get all the jokes out of the way?

- Someone took a picture of him while he was driving?
- Let Lee Trevino fix his driving... he just needs to learn a power fade.
- Tiger says the driving isn't the problem... it's the putting.
- Drive for show... park for dough

Is that about it?

Seriously Tiger... I hope you're okay. Take care.[/quote]


Did you guys hear Tiger drove it into the trees this morning?

[option720]

I'm a huge Tiger Fan and I wish him well, but even when the guy is not golfing you still here these words from the media "poor driving, NO(thing) Major, burned the edge of his neighbors lawn".

I wish I could have been the OnStar guy that got that call.......what a radio commercial that would make.

[mat562]

[quote name='laxxn4life19' post='2088121' date='Nov 27 2009, 09:29 PM']657+207+8[/quote]

I hate to think what some of the answers would be to the above given the number of people who thus far in this thread have put two and two together and got five.

[Bubbalongball]

[quote name='Johnny' post='2088032' date='Nov 27 2009, 04:51 PM'][quote name='federerfan23' post='2087847' date='Nov 27 2009, 11:41 AM']NOOOOOOOOO

What the he!! was he doing at 2:25 in the morn running over trees in his neighbors yard?
Was he wasted???

Hope he is ok[/quote]

out of line..

dude has kids, you gotta do what you gotta do.

[/quote]
to Johnny
What was with your post there was nothing at all wrong with his post he was just questioning what happened just like everyone else, why did you bring in the kids comment, seriously man find something better to do.

+1 with federerfan

[celts5407]

[quote name='imsocrabby' post='2088141' date='Nov 27 2009, 04:36 PM'][quote name='celts5407' post='2088128' date='Nov 27 2009, 03:31 PM']right. those FHP reports that said alcohol wasnt a factor must have been lies.[/quote]



right. because state/federal agencies haven't reported false information before.
[/quote]

yeah, i'm sure thats what happened. he was lit like a christmas tree but the FHP said he wasnt. maybe they just didnt notice.

[Desert Golf]

[quote name='wfrogge1' post='2088146' date='Nov 27 2009, 01:38 PM'][quote name='ColinMB' post='2088140' date='Nov 27 2009, 04:35 PM']Can we get all the jokes out of the way?

- Someone took a picture of him while he was driving?
- Let Lee Trevino fix his driving... he just needs to learn a power fade.
- Tiger says the driving isn't the problem... it's the putting.
- Drive for show... park for dough

Is that about it?

Seriously Tiger... I hope you're okay. Take care.[/quote]


Did you guys hear Tiger drove it into the trees this morning?
[/quote]

Do you guys hear that Tiger's Caddie is bent out of shape after a bad drive into a water hazard.

[RJC59]

He could have been getting diapers for all we know.

[leet74]

sorry, cant resist it...........

it turns out that the Fire Hydrant & Tree were over to the "RIGHT" unfortunatly there were no spectators around for him to bounce back into play off.

He just got "STUCK BEHIND" the wheel!

[bobmarley]

i didn't read this whole thread but he is already out of the hospital.

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