Best one liners on personalized golf balls

[DoYouKnowTheMuffinMan]

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You can decide how many of the 17 characters you need by adding or subtracting "=" as needed...
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I know I am slow, but I don't get this one Brad...
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[color=#C0C0C0]Radar Operator: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant-- [/color]
[color=#C0C0C0]Jet Pilot: Dick! Dick, take a look out of starboard. [/color]
[color=#C0C0C0]Co-Pilot: Oh my God, it looks like a huge-- [/color]
[color=#C0C0C0]Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker! [/color]
[color=#C0C0C0]Bird-Watching Man: [raising binoculars] Where? [/color]
[color=#C0C0C0]Bird-Watching Woman: Over there. What sort of bird is that? Oh goodness, it's not a bird, it's-- [/color]
[color=#C0C0C0]Army Sergeant: Privates! We have reports of an Unidentified Flying Object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with-- [/color]
[color=#C0C0C0]Baseball Umpire: Two balls! [looking up from game] What is that? It looks just like an enormous--[/color]
[color=#C0C0C0]Colonel: Johnson! [/color]
[color=#C0C0C0]Radar Operator: Yes, sir? [/color]
[color=#C0C0C0]Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this.[/color]

[Beatupfender]

Well played sir!

[Kadin 25]

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Past couple years have gone with:

WWJBD

What Would Jimmy Buffet Do
[/quote]Funny you should ask....I'd say poouur...

[CheckJV]

[b][i]Surlyn Covered Love Machine[/i][/b]

[b][i]I have some with my name that also says Find the Fairway. Did not seem to work.[/i][/b]

[Locked]

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"Bad Motherf#cker"

Like in Pulp Fiction, when the guy asks what wallet in yours, Jules says "the one that says bad motherf#cker on it"

Can you imagine, two fellas looking for a ball...

Q - "Here's one, what kind of ball you playing?"

A - "The one that says bad motherf#cker on it"

Thats GOLD Jerry...
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Oh man... this is the best idea ever. I'm stealing this. Most guys I play with are movie buffs and will get it. I can't believe I've never thought of this with how many times i've heard "which one is yours" on the golf course. Its the perfect response.

[buckeyevalley]

Phrase on yellow golf balls

" my dog peed on this ball"

[cwglum]

I WORK OUT!

[myspinonit]

"expensive hooker", and if you don't use premium balls, "cheap hooker"

If you tend to go the other way (you should pardon the expression) "it's been a slice"

and for the more controlled, and especially [i]for Who [/i]fans, "f- fade away"

[SnapHooker_307]

Looks like you snaphooked it too.

 

That is what I'm thinking for the loyalty program if it will fit.

[bobcat]

'Here lies (your name)'

 

:golfer:

[bobcat]

'Can't Swim'

 

:taunt:

[bobcat]

Scared of 'the woods"

[eRock_Reno]

No Ragrets Nam Sayin

[bobcat]

Please...Just let me rest in peace!

[bobcat]

Is that all you got?

[bobcat]

Not now, I have a headache!

[bobcat]

Here's a few that work!

 

:sorry: :rockon:

[jacot23]

Tiger Who?

[bobcat]

Ouch...that hurt!.. :angry:

 

 

[klbcec]

Put me in Coach

 

or

 

({})

[Mcook929]

"Do you even lift bro?"

 

"BOOM!"

 

"#payup"

 

"FIR: Check

GIR: Check

1 Putt: Check"

 

"Your Dormie"

 

"Throwing Darts"

[DBill]

Not now, I have a headache!

 

Bobcat I figured yours would read....

 

Should've bought

The SLDR C, have you tried it? It's sooooo the best driver ever made. You should buy one, long and forgiving. I don't know how everyone doesn't swing one.

 

 

 

Not sure if that can all fit though.

[larciel]

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[elwhippy]

"Keep up popgun"...long hitting son bought for not so long hitting father. ATGNI. All the gear, no idea.

[NorwichBanana]

KNUCKLEBALLLL

[Back9]

Be gentle, you

are holding one of

<insert name here>'s balls

 

 

 

Who's next?

[augustgolf]

In tribute to Arnie:

 

Slash it, Smash it

Bash it, Cash it

[KillerPenguin]

"My balls are here for your pleasure."

"No one can resist my Schweddy balls."

"I like the way your balls smell."

[YoungJedi]

Win or lose, I booze

[longballjs]

So it goes

 

Only Kurt Vonnegut fans will know why I like this