He is the most interesting WRXer in the world....

[DavePelz4]

His Mother in Law likes him.

[Golfer4Life]

He makes a Hole in One while teeing it up on the next hole.

[Thamel90]

Hitting shots through the air & on the ground is too easy for him. To make it interesting & fair, he goes for underground shots

[slimeone]

He plays the European Tour...

 

 

 

 

...from America.

[Brewmaster23]

He once made a hole in none.

[roundersmitty]

Ping asked him if he would like the endorse the Fetch. He declined, stating others respectfully bend over to retrieve his ball from the hole, after pulling the flag.

[DavePelz4]

He is dog's best friend.

[Jacked_Loft]

and even cats show him affection.

[Jacked_Loft]

The one time he went to Q-School, he played an additional round just to make things fair.

[dubbelbogey]

He hits cavity back clubs, a right-handed set, from the left handed side of the ball.

[augustgolf]

On groundhog day, the groundhog looks for his shadow

[757USMCVET]

He has shot under par at a driving range

 

After he hits a shot he gives trackman the data

 

His golf clubs were selected for jury duty...they declined and were instead rechromed for the inconvenience

 

When he's reading a green the other greens gather round to listen

 

His divots have been used to start other golf courses

 

For him, a sleeve of balls is three balls too many

 

Instead of yelling "fore!" He shouts "one!" as the ball sails into the hole

 

Push carts always roll 30ft behind him

 

He's been known to tee off with a divot tool and fixes ball marks with his driver

 

He once hit a ball so hard it changed brands mid flight

 

He hit his ball into the water once. All the fish in the lake jumped out

 

When asked what his handicap was he said "booze"

 

Golf didn't leave the Olympics for 100 years...he won all the medals upon the day of his birth

 

He once took a divot out of the cart path. It replaced itself

 

 

 

[MtlJeff]

The legs of his stand bag are X flex

 

 

[MtlJeff]

He won a 1-club challenge, with zero clubs

[SixtySomePing]

When he goes to sleep at night, Golf Marshals hold up "QUIET PLEASE" signs all around his property, until he wakes up...

[757USMCVET]

Balls have been heard saying "good shot!" as they rocket off the club face

[MtlJeff]

He recently joined a new home club. They paid him an initiation.

[Conrad1953]

He carries a 4 degree 1/4 iron to hit stingers with.

[MtlJeff]

He once made an eagle....on a par-2

[SixtySomePing]

Time changes have no effect on his game. Whenever he springs forward to play, everyone else falls back...

[MtlJeff]

He hit a spectator with a drive once, they gained sight in their eye.

[8thehardway]

His first & last job, in charge of assigning placements for the Orlando golf show booths lasted one day after he shoved all the new offerings in the back and used the entire space for a MacGregor 'then to now' retroactive. "Nothing finer," he said to the press on the way out.

[SixtySomePing]

He declined a multi-million dollar biography offer - he instead directed them humbly to this thread for free...

[roundersmitty]

He hit a spectator with a drive once, they gained sight in their eye.

 

And this was only because the spectator decided to cross the fairway 375yards out, and happened to be in the very centre of it as the ball came by

[Jacked_Loft]

Homer Kelly wrote a book about him.

[dlygrisse]

Donald Trump is going to name his new course after him.

[justasgood]

Donald Trump is going to name his new course after him.

 

MAIA

 

Make America Interesting Again

[slimeone]

When he hits a slice the Earth adjusts it's rotational axis.

[TIM929]

he wants you to scream "MASH POTATOES" during his back-swing.

[TIM929]

he didn't like his spin numbers on the Nike Vapor Fly Driver so Nike shut down the division.