He is the most interesting WRXer in the world....

[fillwelix]

He holds the course record at any course he visits, just by describing the strategy he'd use on each hole, and everyone accepts it as his round.

[DavePelz4]

He never moves up a tee box.

[Kenny Lee Puckett]

gives a putting lesson to RPryor who goes on to win his first Masters.

[dlygrisse]

gives a putting lesson to RPryor who goes on to win his first Masters.

RPryor stopped to watch him hit balls.

[slimeone]

When he hits a Mizuno iron the ball actually turns into butter.

[bobbydazzlewazzler]

He plays hickory sticks from the late 1790’s, uses mis-shaped leather balls stuffed with dodo down feathers and still manages to shoot in the 50’s off the tips at Carnoustie in torrential rain with 70mph gusts.

[8thehardway]

The IRS named a tax deduction after him.

[TigerWoodsIV]

he beat kim jung il by 7 shots

Ok, now that made me laugh.

[dlygrisse]

Because of him they created a Nobel prize for golf.

[MtlJeff]

He can work it both ways, on the same shot.

[bobcat]

STAY THIRSTY MY FRIENDS!

[thug the bunny]

He can work it both ways, on the same shot.

 

I swear to the Lord above I have hit S shaped shots. I remember being like 'Did you see that?!?!'

[bobcat]

He can work it both ways, on the same shot.

 

I swear to the Lord above I have hit S shaped shots. I remember being like 'Did you see that?!?!'

 

Did you have to use S-Taper shafts to do that?... :taunt:

[JonnyKrasnodar]

His Hammer X carries 390 into the wind

[fillwelix]

He can work it both ways, on the same shot.

 

I swear to the Lord above I have hit S shaped shots. I remember being like 'Did you see that?!?!'

 

I've hit knuckleballs before, it's a thing

[Conrad1953]

He climbed Mt Everest and hit 2 dozen brand new pro V1s from the top to make space in his bag for

his new Clear golf balls. Of course he was the first to have the new Clear balls and didn't have to pay

$1200 for 12 dozen. They paid him, with cash at the lower base camp. Had sherpas run the money

up there to him.

[thug the bunny]

He can work it both ways, on the same shot.

 

I swear to the Lord above I have hit S shaped shots. I remember being like 'Did you see that?!?!'

 

Did you have to use S-Taper shafts to do that?... :taunt:

 

I think it was something like hitting a hard draw, ok maybe hook, across a strong left - right wind, and at the end the wind has its way and pushes it back. Result: S

 

What is an S taper shaft?

[Reasonability]

He can work it both ways, on the same shot.

 

I swear to the Lord above I have hit S shaped shots. I remember being like 'Did you see that?!?!'

 

Did you have to use S-Taper shafts to do that?... :taunt:

 

I think it was something like hitting a hard draw, ok maybe hook, across a strong left - right wind, and at the end the wind has its way and pushes it back. Result: S

 

What is an S taper shaft?

 

I "think" they're made by sherpas. :derisive:

[Conrad1953]

He can work it both ways, on the same shot.

 

I swear to the Lord above I have hit S shaped shots. I remember being like 'Did you see that?!?!'

 

Did you have to use S-Taper shafts to do that?... :taunt:

 

I think it was something like hitting a hard draw, ok maybe hook, across a strong left - right wind, and at the end the wind has its way and pushes it back. Result: S

 

What is an S taper shaft?

 

I "think" they're made by sherpas. :derisive:

 

Indeed. The S ball flight works well in the thin Himalayan air; gotta have the S taper shafts made by the

local sherpas. They've been making them for years; forging shafts at the foot of Mt Everest using rare

soft steel found nowhere else in the world.

[r0scoe]

If he played in the Masters they would have to change the name to The Master.

 

No, they would change the name to The Master's, as the course would belong to him

[SixtySomePing]

He's only had the flu once, but it caused a Bear Market for three days...

[Reasonability]

Following a contractual agreement to produce the MOST INTERESTING GOLFER VIDEO GAME, the entire EA Sports development team were found in a drooling and catatonic state.

[Schley]

Any tournament he enters recognizes 2nd place as the champion, it's only fair for mere mortals...........Play Golf My Friends

[Schley]

Bobby Jones, Byron Nelson, and Ben Hogan all listed him as playing in their Dream Foursome...... for all three spots!

[Harleyweedwhacks]

He's so interesting people would rather have a conversation with themselves. Alone. In a bunker somewhere.

 

He's so interesting that many think he just doesn't respect other people's opinions, but to him that assumption is bullxxxx.

 

He's so interesting that he never blames his clubs for mishit shots. He throws them into the lake instead.

[SixtySomePing]

He has trouble keeping his balance.... between playing golf in the Eastern Hemisphere and the Western Hemisphere :dntknw:

[dlygrisse]

Bryson DeChambeau referred to him as a genius. Thought about it....wait.....wait....then declared that "he is definitely a genius"

[dlygrisse]

Tiger's nickname for him is Goat.

[Conrad1953]

He hit a golf ball into a tree once and the tree threw it back into the middle of the fairway.

[scotee]

A few on tour have sauce. He has jus.