He is the most interesting WRXer in the world....

[DavePelz4]

KSigs are never out of stock for him...not that he ever needs more than 1 ball.

[roundersmitty]

KSigs are never out of stock for him...not that he ever needs more than 1 ball.

 

Every hole he needs to announce rule 5-3 Ball Unfit For Play. After hit tee shot the ball has a damaged cover and core, deemed unplayable by him and his marker. A new ball after the tee shot is replaced on the green for the putt. 18 balls per round total are often used.

[Conrad1953]

He pays extra for K-Sigs, just because he he feels sorry for Costco.

 

Just until the MIW-Sigs are in stock. He'll be at your Costco Monday autographing

the MIW-Sig boxes.

[slimeone]

Iron Byron hired him as a swing coach.

[SixtySomePing]

Sometimes for fun on a long par 4, he'll use an iron instead off the tee to reach the green, and Gary Koch will proclaim "Better than Woods"...

[bobcat]

On a recent golf trip, he shot 57 at Pebble Beach while playing in a 60 mph Pacific storm wind with Phil Mickelson. Rather than give his opponent (Phil) any strokes, our 'most interesting man' who normally plays right handed, decided to play the match left handed and barefooted using an old set of Mickelson's LH clubs from '1984' that was on display in a glass case at the Pebble Beach Lodge when he arrived. Despite normally playing Right Handed, he said he would 'relish' the LH challenge. In the end it was no contest! (Phil shot an '84' that day, with '19' penalty strokes.. was that amazing score somehow related to his opponent using his 1984 clubs?....go figure!)

 

MICKELSON DURING 'THE STORM' AT PEBBLE BEACH

 

Afterwards, Phil asked 'our most interesting' why he hadn't brought his own RH clubs...Turns out the Airline he flew managed to lose his RH set which featured 24K solid gold irons. He didn't seem to mind however, just brushed it off, saying again how much he 'relishes' a challenge. He stated he felt it was 'only fair' that he play this match Left handed since Phil is natural Righty decided to play the game as a Lefty back when he was a boy. He said it wouldn't be fair to Phil unless he also made a switch to the 'wrong side' just as Phil had done long before.

 

The following day rather than filing a complaint against the Airline that lost his 2-million dollar set of gold clubs and one-of-a-kind Albino Crocodile Staff Bag with matching golf shoes inside, he decided to buy the Airline instead..

 

After the deal was done, all existing Jets were replaced with his own 'DreamLiner' design, and the Airline was renamed 'Ecstasy Airlines' . It soon became 'The Most Interesting Airline in the World' The Airline's new 'motto' is "What happens on our planes, stays on our planes". While each of these new 'SuperPlanes' has its own design motif, every plane also offers 'Virtual Reality Seating with a Complete Recline', (whatever than means). He has revamped the Airline's Personnel also, all theh Stewardesses now are former Victoria's Secret Supermodels.

 

Passengers enjoy our seat belt 'strap-on' service!

And Sir, if you feel faint, just place this soft little 'cutie' over your mouth and nose and try to breathe normally!!

 

There is still a lot of mystery surrounding Ecstasy Airlines because no passenger has been willing to tell what, if anything, actually happens in the Air during 'Ecstasy Flights',. However, passengers seen departing the flights are said to look 'oddly blissful' as they exit these planes! The reason for all the secrecy? Before taking an Ecstasy Flight, all passengers are required to sign a non-disclosure agreement that prevents them from revealing 'any uniquely pleasurable experiences' they 'may' encounter during the Flight.

 

And as if all that wasn't enough, as unlikely as it seems, not a single piece of luggage has been lost since our 'most interesting man' purchased and revamped this Airline. We also noted that Ecstasy Airlines also has a new policy of never imposing luggage fees for any passenger flying with golf clubs! Do you suppose that could be the real reason for all the success the Airline now enjoys?....I think not!.. :tongue:

 

GOLF CLUBS ALWAYS 'FLY FREE' ON ECSTASY AIRLINES!

 

'HE IS INDEED THE MOST INTERESTING WRX'ER IN THE WORLD!.. :yes:

[Conrad1953]

Paige Spirinac pays him to play a round with her.

[Conrad1953]

There are more rumors about him than there are hairs on his chest.

[Arafel]

He once shot 57 at Pebble Beach while playing in a Pacific Storm with Phil Mickelson. Rather than give his opponent (Phil) any strokes, he agreed to play the match Right Handed and barefooted while using an old set of Mickelson's Left Handed from 1984! Didn't matter, it was no contest! (Odd that Phil shot 84 that day, with 19 penalty strokes...Was that just a coincidence?...go figure!)

 

Afterwards, Phil asked why he didn't just bring his own clubs...Turns out the Airlines had lost his normal solid 24K gold Right Handed set, but he had simply brushed it off , because he relishes a challenge.

 

The following day rather than filing a complaint against the Airline, for having lost his solid gold 2-million dollar set of solid gold golf clubs and his Albino Crocodile Staff Bag with matching shoes inside, he decided to buy the Airline instead..

 

It soon became known as 'The Most Interesting Airline in the World' The motto of the Airline is "What happens on the plane, stays on the plane"...He is said to have fired all the Airline's Stewards and Stewardesses and replaced them with Male and Female Supermodels. While nobody knows exactly what happens in the Air, Passengers from those flights are said to 'delirious with joy' as they leave the planes!

 

Interesting, that since he bought it, not a single piece of luggage has ever been lost, and golf clubs fly free!

 

:golfer:

 

I heard he plays the SLDR-C driver..........now that's interesting.

[bobcat]

I heard HE PLAYS THE 2015 SLDR-C DRIVER...now that's interesting!.

 

Not only that, he designed it too!...Nothing but 'the very'' best' for 'the most Interesting WRX'er in the world'. :taunt:

 

'IT'S THE MOST INTERESTING DRIVER IN THE WORLD'

FACE IT!

'STAY THIRSTY, LONG, AND STRAIGHT, MY FRIENDS!'

[slimeone]

He can drive the green but the ball usually checks back so much it ends up back on his tee.

[thug the bunny]

He is disappointed when he doesn't shoot an 18 on a 7000 yd course.

[playa]

He can confuse Leadbetter and Foley with technical speak simultaneously.

[playa]

Jack Hamm stopped saying Boom after seeing him hit one tee shot.

[Man_O_War]

one cigar puff kills all gnats within 30 miles of the 420 yard putt he made from the tee

[DickieThon]

When he watches golf on tv, Jim Nantz says “Hello Sir”

[thug the bunny]

Jack has been trying to get His autograph for years but has not been able to track Him down.

[8thehardway]

Medical Facts

 

He has three adrenal glands, all of them bigger than yours and none trigger the 'flight' response.

 

He has the three right hands Hogan wished for in his swing.

 

He once used the ground for resistance and his legs pushed the earth out of orbit.

 

His arm swing speed contributes to global warming but the breeze powers wind farms so it evens out.

 

His brain computes the growth rate of each blade of grass his ball will traverse on it's way to the hole,.. on his approach shots.

 

He NEVER lets the club do the work.

 

[DavePelz4]

OUR 'MOST INTERESTING' IS BACK AT HOME NOW, BUT...

 

DON'T MISS 'HIS TRIP TO PEBBLE BEACH' - SEE POST #1230, ON PAGE 41 OF THIS THREAD!... :tongue:

 

(YOU'LL ENJOY 'FLYING' HIS AIRLINE THERE TOO)... :rolleyes:

 

LOOK THERE!

 

Certainly there is a new definition of carry on baggage.

[Conrad1953]

He went to Reno, NV once so he could be the most interesting WRXer in

the biggest little city.

[Conrad1953]

... because at least for now, the world is the only place where WRX is available...

 

Uh......Q is in Pluto and he gets WRX......though it's called WRQS there. :)

[Highbury]

He is allowed to buy as many KSig dozens as he wants. 4 is not his limit

[Conrad1953]

He is allowed to buy as many KSig dozens as he wants. 4 is not his limit

 

Surely, you don't believe he actually has to pay for them? :)

 

He gets so many free ones he brings them to the range and gives them away.

[DavePelz4]

For Halloween he gave away the town of Hershey.

[bobcat]

For Halloween he gave away the town of Hershey.

 

And Barbara HERSHEY was one of the 'Halloween Treats' he received in return!... :taunt:

 

'I prefer candy that melts in my MOUTH, not in my hand!

 

 

ENJOY HALLOWEEN 'CANDY' MY FRIENDS!

[rangersgoalie]

He gave Kim Jung Il 2 a side

[SixtySomePing]

E! Network wanted to start a new series Keeping Up With the Most Interesting WRXer in the World, but he just shook his head and said no, he has meaningful things to do like actually go outside and play golf...

[MtlJeff]

He is both so popular and talented, that he gets booked for pro-ams with himself

[Jacked_Loft]

After he has played a Trump course, Donald removes patches of fairway turf which are then presented to foreign dignitaries to be safeguarded as holy relics for future generations.

[Jacked_Loft]

His used tees are considered hard currency in Russia, and his ball markers have replaced BitCoin.