Oceans Eleven Confessions to break a man's heart....

[MMB1500]

MJ, sorry to hear about the back. That is rotten news. Good luck in getting or sorted!

 

Heyooooo

 

I'm not a Nike guy, but those are very nice. You're a true playa now!

[SixtySomePing]

Have had a few very rare DWDs (Deucing while driving, Thug). Had a cigarette

load out of North Carolina and for security reasons not allowed to stop within

400 miles of shipper. Had an ED brewing(emergency deuce, Thug). EDs are

not exactly solid shall we say.

 

Stuffed about a half dozen Walmart bags together (to prevent leakage) and

let her rip at 70mph and then threw the bag out the window....yes, I littered

.....and hazmat radioactive toxic waste, lol.....and thank God for Reason's

scented anal wipes.

 

hahaha... funniest thing I've heard of all week Rad... :) so, Walmart bags are good for something? (we shop there once in a while because the checkout people are so dang friendly)

[MMB1500]

Well Wolf there's this: http://www.sportsgri...holds-your-pee/

 

And for the ladies this: https://www.shewee.com

 

Necessity is the mother of invention:

 

http://www.sportsgri...holds-your-pee/

 

I saw this on the old golf channel show where inventors presented their inventions in the hopes of getting it sponsored.

 

Confession: I once drove interstate 40 across TX, NM, and AZ without making a pit stop for 16 hours. I drank Snapple iced tee and used the empty bottles to pee into whilst driving. When I finally stopped I had like 5 full bottles.

 

I'm a bit late catching up on this (had a busy few days) but this cracked me up. A club to slash into. LOL! Don't tell me, the invention didn't get funding?

 

It does raise a lot of questions though, this being WRX n'all...

 

1) How are swingweight, static weight and MOI affected when your Uro Club has a 'full tank'?

 

2) What happens if the cap comes off at the top of your backswing? Yellow shower?

 

3) Do they make it in a blade?

[SixtySomePing]

How are you doing Mattster? Feeling any better? What did you decide to do, sure hope it's something uncomplicated. I also like Chief's idea of the foam roller, we have a few here at our place and they are amazing.

[SixtySomePing]

Well Wolf there's this: http://www.sportsgri...holds-your-pee/

 

And for the ladies this: https://www.shewee.com

 

Necessity is the mother of invention:

 

http://www.sportsgri...holds-your-pee/

 

I saw this on the old golf channel show where inventors presented their inventions in the hopes of getting it sponsored.

 

Confession: I once drove interstate 40 across TX, NM, and AZ without making a pit stop for 16 hours. I drank Snapple iced tee and used the empty bottles to pee into whilst driving. When I finally stopped I had like 5 full bottles.

 

I'm a bit late catching up on this (had a busy few days) but this cracked me up. A club to slash into. LOL! Don't tell me, the invention didn't get funding?

 

It does raise a lot of questions though, this being WRX n'all...

 

1) How are swingweight, static weight and MOI affected when your Uro Club has a 'full tank'?

 

2) What happens if the cap comes off at the top of your backswing? Yellow shower?

 

3) Do they make it in a blade?

 

I think my antibiotics are getting to me this afternoon... everything is grabbing my funnybone too...

#3 Do they make it............ in a blade?........ hilarious I can see the engineers now, "hey Fred, this is nice, but what about a blade?"...... "oh.......yeah, well..........I'm...... I'm workin' on that, yeah.... the CAD system went out, and uh... I forgot to save the design, so uh, I gotta start over..." "you didn't save it?........."no, uh, I was, well, I didn't really start it, I was uh, yeah, I was drivin' down the freeway, following this truck, and I got hit by this glob of Walmart bags.."

[Conrad1953]

Have had a few very rare DWDs (Deucing while driving, Thug). Had a cigarette

load out of North Carolina and for security reasons not allowed to stop within

400 miles of shipper. Had an ED brewing(emergency deuce, Thug). EDs are

not exactly solid shall we say.

 

Stuffed about a half dozen Walmart bags together (to prevent leakage) and

let her rip at 70mph and then threw the bag out the window....yes, I littered

.....and hazmat radioactive toxic waste, lol.....and thank God for Reason's

scented anal wipes.

 

hahaha... funniest thing I've heard of all week Rad... :) so, Walmart bags are good for something? (we shop there once in a while because the checkout people are so dang friendly)

 

Did you know in Calif. plastic bags are banned in some places?

 

So I'm checking out at the Pilot TS in Salinas and I have 4 Diet Pepsis and

other assorted things on the counter and the girls asked if I wanted a bag.

 

DUH.....what do you think?

 

She said the paper bags are 10 cents each and I said just give me plastic.

She said plastic is illegal now so I can carry my stuff out or pay for the paper

bag......so I gave her dime for a bag, lol.....then I lit in on fire and threw it in

the dumpster............................................................not really.

[Conrad1953]

Well Wolf there's this: http://www.sportsgri...holds-your-pee/

 

And for the ladies this: https://www.shewee.com

 

Necessity is the mother of invention:

 

http://www.sportsgri...holds-your-pee/

 

I saw this on the old golf channel show where inventors presented their inventions in the hopes of getting it sponsored.

 

Confession: I once drove interstate 40 across TX, NM, and AZ without making a pit stop for 16 hours. I drank Snapple iced tee and used the empty bottles to pee into whilst driving. When I finally stopped I had like 5 full bottles.

 

I'm a bit late catching up on this (had a busy few days) but this cracked me up. A club to slash into. LOL! Don't tell me, the invention didn't get funding?

 

It does raise a lot of questions though, this being WRX n'all...

 

1) How are swingweight, static weight and MOI affected when your Uro Club has a 'full tank'?

 

2) What happens if the cap comes off at the top of your backswing? Yellow shower?

 

3) Do they make it in a blade?

 

I think my antibiotics are getting to me this afternoon... everything is grabbing my funnybone too...

#3 Do they make it............ in a blade?........ hilarious I can see the engineers now, "hey Fred, this is nice, but what about a blade?"...... "oh.......yeah, well..........I'm...... I'm workin' on that, yeah.... the CAD system went out, and uh... I forgot to save the design, so uh, I gotta start over..." "you didn't save it?........."no, uh, I was, well, I didn't really start it, I was uh, yeah, I was drivin' down the freeway, following this truck, and I got hit by this glob of Walmart bags.."

 

Oh, I wish I wasn't tooled right now.....you guys are on fire!!

 

Unlike DeNinja, I'm not as classy and don't use Snapple bottles....I use Power

Aid bottles.....and well one day my bottle was full and had to go and so I rolled

the window down for an PD (pee dump, Thug) and poured it out.....only I forgot

t look out for anyone behind us.

 

So I glance back right after and there's this girl in a convertible right behind us

and she has her windshield washer/wipers going as she's getting in the lane to

our left to pass us. I was thinking "she has no clue what just hit her, lol".

 

She never looked at us as she went right on by running her hands through her

hair and with the wipers on. Cobi was up front with me and saw it all too. I

don't think we stopped laughing for miles. I didn't do it on purpose and felt a

little bad but......she didn't know, haha.

[DeNinny]

^ Some folks are into golden showers, Rad-mon. Not judgin', just sayin'.

[Fellaheen51]

It's official, I'm now totally grossed out.

 

MJ, hoping your condition is nothing more than a muscle strain that will heal with some rest and ibuprofen.

 

Conrad, thanks for the heads up. Will PM back when not on mobile.

[BIG STU]

Vapor Pro = MAWBB

 

VR Pro = blade/MB

 

VR Pros FTW!!!

 

Had to google 'FTW'. I now know. Anyone else?

OH yeah it is an old biker saying

[BIG STU]

Played 9 again this morning. Back 9. 10 has a 100 yard carry off the tee. I skipped it across the water. Lol. First swing of the day and I was by myself so I took a mulligan. YES. I TOOK A MULLIGAN. LMAO! Par....or double. ;)

 

Reeled off 7 more pars. On 18, I couldn't find my ball in the clover on the right. Searched for 15 minutes. Took a favorable ;) drop @ 190 and put it on the green. Two putt.

 

So, in summary, I shot 36 or 38 or 41...okay 41.

 

Since I was by myself with no one behind me I dropped several balls from 80 yards and in, including bunkers and extra putts, and kinda kept score with my original shot...kinda 'cause I cheated on 10 and 18. :D

 

Full disclosure: I rolled (improved my lie) the ball twice. 4i and 3w from heavy rough. LMAO. Both were par 5s. I could've hit a short iron and still got home.

 

A wise man once said "F*&\ it!"...and lived happily ever after.

 

Okay, I shot 43!

 

Awesome! So when you come down I can take breakfast balls and roll balls?

I'm all in BroRoller. I'll find a way to git 'er done!

 

I can play by the USGA book or by Radro/MC rules. Don't matter to me. It's still golf no matter what the hardcore guys say in the that other forum.

 

I have noticed that playing it down vs rolling it is much psychological as anything. Of course, when the rough is tall and you want to hit 3w or 4i it does make a little difference. ;)

Heck you are welcome to play in the Outlaw Golf Association any time--- Two simple rules--- Do whatever you want that makes you happy and #2 Screw the USGA and have fun!!

[BIG STU]

Bad news, fellas.

 

I've always felt a little tinge in my lower back, usually just when hitting driver, and after a particularly hard swing and it immediately goes away.

 

Yesterday, it didn't. It was on and off warm and cold and I got into a conversation on the range, hit some balls, then stood around for awhile. I hit some more before heading over to the first tee. I hit a pretty big ball off the tee and don't remember it really hurting walking up to my ball, but it landed in a weird spot where there's an up slope in the fairway before a sand trap.

 

I put a really weird move on the ball with a pitching wedge that resulted in a horrendous pull. I can hit a pretty big pull, but this one was weird. I pitched it on and by the time I had my putter out my back was hurting. It got so bad by the 5th hole that I couldn't make a swing and walked back to the car.

 

Feels like something around L-4 or L-5 to me, but I don't think I'll be able to figure out if it's "slipped," bulged, ruptured, or just muscle pain without going in for an image. I'm on the fence as I don't really want to pay the co-pay and deductible. Woke up this morning hoping a good night's sleep would help, but it didn't.

Seriously you need to get it checked out if the pain persists-- It is a fact of life you are getting to the age where stuff happens-- It took me a while to get over my "Iron man" image--- Like I said if it persists get it checked out before you do more damage that may cause more problems later on

[Fellaheen51]

Stu, been wondering what the membership requirements were for joining the OGA. Thought there was an initiation, had to be a pledge, or somet'in. If that is all that's required, can comply with both. After all, you are the founding father and Grand Poobah.

 

Wanna be a 1%'er. Can I use the OGA monikor in my sig?

[DeNinny]

^ Make him take the bladeocratic oath first, STU!

[Conrad1953]

^ Make him take the bladeocratic oath first, STU!

 

NO nO no! No RULES!!!!!!! :beruo:

[DeNinny]

^ Make him take the bladeocratic oath first, STU!

 

NO nO no! No RULES!!!!!!! :beruo:

 

LOL OGA member #2 wants to be a OGAGPB (figure it out yourself, thug).

[BIG STU]

Stu, been wondering what the membership requirements were for joining the OGA. Thought there was an initiation, had to be a pledge, or somet'in. If that is all that's required, can comply with both. After all, you are the founding father and Grand Poobah.

 

Wanna be a 1%'er. Can I use the OGA monikor in my sig?

I guess I am the founding father do not know about the Poobah thing those hats hurt my head LOL--- Not making fun of the Shriners they are fine folks I have friends that are Shriners and I support them when ever I can---- No initiation thing just put the OGA thing on your signature and make sarcastic remarks now and then about the Autocratic USGA

[BIG STU]

^ Make him take the bladeocratic oath first, STU!

He already plays blades some and antique ones at that!!! He is one of my Classic Club HO brothers!!!

[BIG STU]

^ Make him take the bladeocratic oath first, STU!

 

NO nO no! No RULES!!!!!!! :beruo:

 

LOL OGA member #2 wants to be a OGAGPB (figure it out yourself, thug).

Actually member #2 was billh and I think Rad was #3

[BIG STU]

Have had a few very rare DWDs (Deucing while driving, Thug). Had a cigarette

load out of North Carolina and for security reasons not allowed to stop within

400 miles of shipper. Had an ED brewing(emergency deuce, Thug). EDs are

not exactly solid shall we say.

 

Stuffed about a half dozen Walmart bags together (to prevent leakage) and

let her rip at 70mph and then threw the bag out the window....yes, I littered

.....and hazmat radioactive toxic waste, lol.....and thank God for Reason's

scented anal wipes.

ROTFLMAO reminds me of an old joke

A fat woman was on a city bus in Charlotte and had to take a dump now city buses do not have a toilet. So she opened up the big sliding glass window and let go. Two City Of Charlotte workers were leaning on shovels and the poop hit one side the head. He said Good Lord what a wad of chewing tobacco the other one replied you think that is something you ought to have seen the jaws that were spitting it !!!

[DeNinny]

^ Make him take the bladeocratic oath first, STU!

He already plays blades some and antique ones at that!!! He is one of my Classic Club HO brothers!!!

 

He's already an honorary bladeocrat for sure. I dunno why he doesn't just take the oath and be done with it.

[BIG STU]

Heyooooo

Yep those are what we call the old VR Pro Musclebacks Nice Sticks

[PeanutsDaddy]

Have had a few very rare DWDs (Deucing while driving, Thug). Had a cigarette

load out of North Carolina and for security reasons not allowed to stop within

400 miles of shipper. Had an ED brewing(emergency deuce, Thug). EDs are

not exactly solid shall we say.

 

Stuffed about a half dozen Walmart bags together (to prevent leakage) and

let her rip at 70mph and then threw the bag out the window....yes, I littered

.....and hazmat radioactive toxic waste, lol.....and thank God for Reason's

scented anal wipes.

 

What the hell did I just read?

 

Been quiet the last few days as work has been bonkers and I return to find that we are in the sh!tt3r.

[PeanutsDaddy]

Bad news, fellas.

 

I've always felt a little tinge in my lower back, usually just when hitting driver, and after a particularly hard swing and it immediately goes away.

 

Yesterday, it didn't. It was on and off warm and cold and I got into a conversation on the range, hit some balls, then stood around for awhile. I hit some more before heading over to the first tee. I hit a pretty big ball off the tee and don't remember it really hurting walking up to my ball, but it landed in a weird spot where there's an up slope in the fairway before a sand trap.

 

I put a really weird move on the ball with a pitching wedge that resulted in a horrendous pull. I can hit a pretty big pull, but this one was weird. I pitched it on and by the time I had my putter out my back was hurting. It got so bad by the 5th hole that I couldn't make a swing and walked back to the car.

 

Feels like something around L-4 or L-5 to me, but I don't think I'll be able to figure out if it's "slipped," bulged, ruptured, or just muscle pain without going in for an image. I'm on the fence as I don't really want to pay the co-pay and deductible. Woke up this morning hoping a good night's sleep would help, but it didn't.

 

Matt,

 

So sorry to read that you are on your back.

 

In the early winter months I wrenched the small of my back after too many holes of simulated golf. I couldn't get out of bed the pain was so bad. A travel to the doctor's sent me to a massage therapist who worked on my hamstrings, buttocks, and lower back. I was all knotted up. Put me on the shelf for a week. Ice, Epson salt baths and rest were the trick.

 

I hope you are dealing with a similar issue and nothing structural.

 

Keep us posted.

[PeanutsDaddy]

Love the look of the new sticks Papa. Did you move something out to bring these in or is your collection growing like mine?

[PapaJohick]

Just had a quick rang session with the nikes. They are super solid haha. Very ummm fade biased? Haha but mostly my swing today which I couldnt get super comfortable for the most part. But I did hit a few shots pretty dead center with a few. One being the 3 iron of a tee. Oh my god that was wonderful haha. High fade that just rocketed off the face and when I landed it took a huge hop forward and ran :)

 

One thing I also noticed was how heavy they feel. Not bad but in the longer irons I could tell it was affecting my effort level. Oh and still not a fan of dg hahaha. Really need to take and put the modus shafts I have in them.

[Conrad1953]

^ Make him take the bladeocratic oath first, STU!

He already plays blades some and antique ones at that!!! He is one of my Classic Club HO brothers!!!

 

He's already an honorary bladeocrat for sure. I dunno why he doesn't just take the oath and be done with it.

 

We old folks have learned to keep our options open. I have my 1-6 iron

hybrids at the ready.

[PapaJohick]

Love the look of the new sticks Papa. Did you move something out to bring these in or is your collection growing like mine?

 

For now just an addition but I'm still trying to sell the Wilson f5s that I have. Wife is wondering when that'll happen to get my iron sets down to 2 haha. I will obviously keep the macs. They will probably be my range clubs.

 

One more thing was how the nikes looked at address. Small but they seem to have many more grooves on the face. Or the spacing is smaller so it looks like they have more. Anyone know anything about that? Was it a marketing thing Nike did?

[Conrad1953]

Have had a few very rare DWDs (Deucing while driving, Thug). Had a cigarette

load out of North Carolina and for security reasons not allowed to stop within

400 miles of shipper. Had an ED brewing(emergency deuce, Thug). EDs are

not exactly solid shall we say.

 

Stuffed about a half dozen Walmart bags together (to prevent leakage) and

let her rip at 70mph and then threw the bag out the window....yes, I littered

.....and hazmat radioactive toxic waste, lol.....and thank God for Reason's

scented anal wipes.

 

What the hell did I just read?

 

Been quiet the last few days as work has been bonkers and I return to find that we are in the sh!tt3r.

 

We DO have our occasional forays into bathroom humor. Men will be men.

[Conrad1953]

^ Make him take the bladeocratic oath first, STU!

 

NO nO no! No RULES!!!!!!! :beruo:

 

LOL OGA member #2 wants to be a OGAGPB (figure it out yourself, thug).

Actually member #2 was billh and I think Rad was #3

 

That is correct. Bill was deuce.