Confessions of the average golfer

[TMelectric]

[quote name='tlhorsh' timestamp='1418739898' post='10600341']
I've bought recycled ProV1's and B330's and used them during league play...
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Well don't you feel special..... I bet you pop the balloons the little kids receive at birthday parties. Well do you??? Do you take joy in telling people......... wait. This church lady persona is taking over me.. I can even hear the accent in my head.

Your confession of using recycled ProV1's and using them during league play is something we can forgive you here at the church of Golfwrx. But first you must say three hail Mary's and donate two boxes of ProV1's to your local golf course. You can choose to donate however your wish. I do my donation by the way of woods and lakes.

[Flip4000]

[quote name='TMelectric' timestamp='1418675224' post='10597177']
[quote name='Flip4000' timestamp='1418667074' post='10596437']
i tell everyone I use a X flex but have been secretly using a taylormade stock regular shaft in my sldr........With a piece of tape on the shaft covering the flex. i have 107 club head speed....
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I am a little confused. Is the confession about using an X-flex or a Taylormade driver? Either way you have sinned my son and I forgive you. But first you must put the tape on anything that says Taylormade an start practicing the don't ask, don't tell policy...

Just kidding about the Taylormade sldr. It is a good driver.
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Haha probably both since every other club in my bag is titleist.


But i have now seen the light and i can feel the healing power of jeeeeezzzzussss!!!

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[FiveOffTheTee]

The weather has shut me down for the past few weekends. I was bored and unable to play so I washed my balls in the sink. Yup, actually washed my golf balls in the sink.

[tennslicer]

All my irons are over 10 years old ,my newest club is over 3 years old and some have stock shafts please don't kick off wrx

[DavePelz4]

I played a round from the white tees this year and enjoyed it.

[Halebopp]

I prefer yellow balls over white ones. I don't mind playing a pink one either.

[BlackDiamondPar5]

I improved my index by 5 strokes this season, but I'm really not scratch now.

[tlhorsh]

[quote name='TMelectric' timestamp='1418747583' post='10600955']
[quote name='tlhorsh' timestamp='1418739898' post='10600341']
I've bought recycled ProV1's and B330's and used them during league play...
[/quote]

Well don't you feel special..... I bet you pop the balloons the little kids receive at birthday parties. Well do you??? Do you take joy in telling people......... wait. This church lady persona is taking over me.. I can even hear the accent in my head.

Your confession of using recycled ProV1's and using them during league play is something we can forgive you here at the church of Golfwrx. But first you must say three hail Mary's and donate two boxes of ProV1's to your local golf course. You can choose to donate however your wish. I do my donation by the way of woods and lakes.
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done and done...thank you church lady...

[GameDayDog]

[quote name='FiveOffTheTee' timestamp='1418756115' post='10601731']
The weather has shut me down for the past few weekends. I was bored and unable to play so I washed my balls in the sink. Yup, actually washed my golf balls in the sink.
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This gets bonus points from me if you left the dirty dishes in the sink for the Misses..

More of my crimes...

I played golf in jeans multiple times.
I listened to music from my iPhone while driving the golf cart multiple times.
I flirt with cart "women" and ask if I can follow them on Instagram.
I only own one set of golf clubs.
I've never demoed Miura's or KZG's.
During Skins games, I concede all putts so friends can't master the speed of the greens.

[spud3]

I didn't buy any new clubs this year.

And I wore a white belt.

Once.

[3_Jack_Par]

[quote name='Hellstorm' timestamp='1418641253' post='10594975']
This thread is CRAZY.....but I like it. I might as well confess my big sin.

I ran over my buddies ball with the golf cart in the rough and it may have been buried a little more than he could tell......he took a triple and I took his $5.

I did repent and spent half of his money buying him a Miller Lite though so maybe all is well.
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This is unforgivable! Miller Lite?! You took his money and then give him terrible beer?

[agray94]

[quote name='TMelectric' timestamp='1418511658' post='10589289']
[quote name='MtlJeff' timestamp='1418511401' post='10589277']
there are only 2 ways to hit a PW 170yds

1) have ridiculous clubhead speed
2) Use GI's and get flyers due to hot-spots, which can send your PW 170 and beyond with regularity...200-210+ easily. Casting imperfections man, they'll get you
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Or the third way. Lie
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or hit it down the highway...

[doctorjedi]

My favorite wedge is my foot wedge.

[Michael C.]

I used a regular tee instead of a broken one on a par 3 twice this year

[roundersmitty]

I was desperate for a round last fall and played on punched greens

[hugoboum]

I am left-handed and play right-handed.I am truly devoted to god..

[8thehardway]

[quote name='TMelectric' timestamp='1418519120' post='10589819']
Since you have tried all the usual tricks to no avail. You now have to try my all time favorite trick. Have the 6 on the 6 iron ground down. Then stamp a 7 on it. Continue doing this all through your set.
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Just turn the 6 iron upside down when you show them and your buddies will think you smoked a 9 iron 170. For added credibility carry a 1 iron and have a pretend debate between choosing it vs your 3 wood on a few holes.

[MoaningM]

Praise the lord the time to repent is here:-

"My average drive is not 300+ yards, i do not hit 16 greens and take 40+ putts which is not why my handicap is #inserthighnumberhere."

Good for the soul.....

I need a lie down!

[Another Steelers Fan]

I have to admit that it takes me longer than 1.5 hours to walk 18 holes.

[LouLogsdon]

I didn't log every round into GHIN, left out the terrible rounds.

[warfelg21]

[quote name='hugoboum' timestamp='1420392097' post='10684143']
I am left-handed and play right-handed.I am truly devoted to god..
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I laugh at this every time I read posts like this because I'm in the same boat.

I always joke that Palmer did it so my dad thought that a lefty should play righty to use the left hand to guide the club through.

But I know the truth.....my dad was cheap and just cut down his extra clubs for me Only 6 year old with a bag full of blades

[jack19]

i used a prov1 this year one time... what a waist of money

[nowitski41]

I was playing in a 3-some and driving by myself. I hit the green and was about 40 feet from the hole. I drove up to the green while the two other players were still looking for their balls in the rough. I acted like i marked my ball, picked up my ball with the Texas quarter still in my hand. I took 5 steps towards the hole and dropped my quarter all the while acting like i was checking out the line. I feel better now. I two putted for par.

[Short Bucket]

I missed a hole in one by one inch. I meant to hit it on the sweet spot, but caught it on the toe.

[MizunoMike]

I gave up on my dreams of professional golf to chase women and drink beer.

[braves17]

I only play Bridgestone E6 and E7. All other balls that I find are hit directly into a lake with my old driver...Including ProV1's.

[pierso2]

I walked out of PGA Tour Superstore and thought "nothing really caught my eye in there."

[sheppy335]

I have played my driver for 3 seasons now.

I own 10 pairs of golf shoes in different colors.

I ply properly fit shafts and clubs to my swing.

[johnnybogey]

I carry 15 clubs.

I've never watched Caddyshack from start to finish.

I take more mulligans during my round that I like to admit.

[JohnSimon]

When I play alone, I don't mark my ball on the green. I just pick up up, clean it, and put it back down in about the same spot.