He is the most interesting WRXer in the world....

[NV825]

He has only lost one ball in a water hazard, and technically the ball took it's own life after failing him on the previous shot.

[Sean2]

[quote name='pierso2' timestamp='1436468451' post='11918146']
His wife never gets mad when a new box of golf clubs shows up
[/quote]

Everything posted so far is believable, except this one. :-)

[dlygrisse]

Donald Trump named a course after HIM.

[erikro]

When they say he is long they dont mean on the course

[lentemente]

He tees his ball up with a toothpick, even on windy days.

[CaptainRook]

He only plays with 2 clubs... The Hammer X driver and The Medicus Overspin Putter...

[roundersmitty]

If you were to question his post about his average 300+ yard drives...you would immediately be banned by a mod.

[SixtySomePing]

He only uses his hand with Aimpoint Express to show how many beers he wants after making his putt.

[DickieThon]

He can listen to Drake on the range

[justasgood]

He always uses a caddy......... She's beautiful and the only one he allows to wash his balls...

[DickieThon]

He claims to hit it 300 yards in his GolfWRX posts.

As an understatement.

[DavePelz4]

When he was born, the doctor slapped his mother.

[TServos]

He once had a downhill putt.


Once.

[KCCO]

ball marks on the green are like mogles on a ski slope for him. he will go right over them to challenge himself a little more with his "Friday scotty".

[Medic]

In match play his opponents almost always concede each hole on the tee.

[jbhawx]

[quote name='KCCO' timestamp='1436534524' post='11922520'] ball marks on the green are like mogles on a ski slope for him. he will go right over them to challenge himself a little more with his "Friday scotty". [/quote]

made me think

His ball marks have to be repaired with a backhoe because he hits so hard...

[dan360]

He steps in his own line.

He lands in divots.

He tees up 2 clublengths behind the tee markers.

All on purpose.

[jbhawx]

[quote name='dan360' timestamp='1436535478' post='11922626']
He steps in his own line.

He lands in divots.

He tees up 2 clublengths behind the tee markers.

All on purpose.
[/quote]

and he still shoots a 59...

[Arafel]

[quote name='DavePelz4' timestamp='1436532947' post='11922378']
When he was born, the doctor slapped his mother.
[/quote]

No, no, no. That's not what happened at all.

When He was born, [i]He[/i] slapped the doctor.

And the doctor thanked him for it.

[jbhawx]

[quote name='Arafel' timestamp='1436538181' post='11922900']
[quote name='DavePelz4' timestamp='1436532947' post='11922378']
When he was born, the doctor slapped his mother.
[/quote]

No, no, no. That's not what happened at all.

When He was born, [i]He[/i] slapped the doctor.

And the doctor thanked him for it.
[/quote]

And before he was born an ultrasound had doctors confused on if he had two members. Later after birth a golf club came out after he was born answering the question.

Even before birth he was practicing his swing while in the womb.

[Reasonability]

The super-computer Watson crashes anytime his swing is analyzed.

Internal medicine specialists can't figure out why his stuff smells so good.

[misplacedtexan83]

He buys a Rory limited edition putter to play it and not to flip it.

[SixtySomePing]

He's the life of parties he doesn't even go to

[NV825]

His slice was once caught on protracer...

[attachment=2847074:slicewrx.jpg]

[jbhawx]

[quote name='NV825' timestamp='1436552574' post='11924410'] His slice was once caught on protracer... [attachment=2847074:slicewrx.jpg] [/quote]

He just broke golf

[thug the bunny]

Swing monitors spontaneously combust when they try to analyze his swing.

[rsj1360]

[quote name='NV825' timestamp='1436552574' post='11924410']
His slice was once caught on protracer...

[attachment=2847074:slicewrx.jpg]
[/quote]
That's just his baby fade.

[Michael C.]

[quote name='Arafel' timestamp='1436538181' post='11922900']
[quote name='DavePelz4' timestamp='1436532947' post='11922378']
When he was born, the doctor slapped his mother.
[/quote]

No, no, no. That's not what happened at all.

When He was born, [i]He[/i] slapped the doctor.

And the doctor thanked him for it.
[/quote]

To be more specific, he picked the doctor up by his ankles slapped him on the a$$ and when he was done screaming like a baby, he thanked him for it.

[JBake]

He always takes relief when he can, to a more difficult position

[JBake]

His swing has never made a medicus break down...