Jack "The Hammer" Hamm

[caniac6]

The worst post I have ever seen on this forum. Those pictures should never be used as a joke. The above post should be deleted, and the poster banned.

[PapaJohick]

I heard his golf swing is more powerful than a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

 

Did you know the reason chuck Norris has that strong kick is because jack Hamm showed him his secret on driving? Chuck just used the technology for his martial arts instead

[Man_O_War]

Serious question, if hes banned from every driving range in the country how can he practice to maintain his 400 yard average?

 

he's somewhere in the sahara desert as we speak

[Fade]

Serious question, if hes banned from every driving range in the country how can he practice to maintain his 400 yard average?

 

he's somewhere in the sahara desert as we speak

 

He hit it into that bunker from a course in Florida.

[golfandfishing]

The striking inaccuracies here are impressive. He sure was quick to post Sergio's win, but passes over the opportunity to correct the others.

[whr]

So good they're never listed on BST.

[Ashley Schaeffer]

I'm sure the legend of Jack Hamm has been covered many times in these hallowed halls of GOLFWRX, but his infomercials provided so, so many laughs over the years that I want to strike all of the haters down. That soft, noncommittal mullet of blonde waves (that you never see these days) was a power move by JH. Only man to ever hit over a mountain. Best complete player over 50. Done.

[KyGolf]

Come on guys. He hit a golf ball over the Rocky Mountains. Who else can do that?

[Animal Chin]

The Frank Dux of golf.

[bscinstnct]

Come on guys. He hit a golf ball over the Rocky Mountains. Who else can do that?

 

Everyone on any "blades" thread on golfwrx

 

 

 

 

[Miuralovechild]

I hit that Air Hammer when I lived in Denver at Family sports golf and hockey. I'm pretty sure I cracked the face on it. It belonged to some Asian guy out there. Needless to say I took off soon thereafter. My lady boss in Denver knew Jack. He was a snake oil salesman in her opinion. Go Broncos!!

[lowheel]

So good they're never listed on BST.

 

Honest to god there is one in the bin of my local salvation army for 4$ and has been there for over a year. My wife once asked me what is that? A driver honey. Wheres the rest of it? Lol

[grm24]

 

 

 

How has this guy not broken every record imaginable?

 

If anyone is interested in pure comedy gold - https://boom400.com/hitit400

 

How original take 746. Love the people here who try to be original and funny in the same post and fail at both.

 

[chrisgilly09]

Add him on FB for random inspirational "pow"s every so often

[ExTrumpet]

Cut the guy a break...NFL didn't pay as well back then!

 

[Aaronwilson_95]

This reminds me off that guy Jon hom (claimed to be on callaway staff and win a club championship in Tampa ) years back

[dan360]

I bought some tapered leg black Levi's, a C4 Vette, frosted my tips, and located the last pair of NOS white Dexter Drysports in the world.

 

400 here I come, biatches.

[golfandfishing]

This reminds me off that guy Jon hom (claimed to be on callaway staff and win a club championship in Tampa ) years back

 

Not sure why I know this, but it was a scramble, not a club championship.

[bscinstnct]

Cut the guy a break...NFL didn't pay as well back then!

 

 

Rofl, thats Lambert not Hamm ; )

[lowheel]

 

 

 

How has this guy not broken every record imaginable?

 

If anyone is interested in pure comedy gold - https://boom400.com/hitit400

 

How original take 746. Love the people here who try to be original and funny in the same post and fail at both.

 

 

Thanks for coming down from the throne for a minute to let us know we displease you with our humor. How smug can someone be?

[tannyhoban]

Cut the guy a break...NFL didn't pay as well back then!

 

 

Umm, that is Jack Lambert. Ham was 59.

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OP did you just discover the Hammer or just came across some new marketing? Being into golf and not knowing of the Hammer is beyond surprising, if that is truly the case.

[Aaronwilson_95]

This reminds me off that guy Jon hom (claimed to be on callaway staff and win a club championship in Tampa ) years back

 

Not sure why I know this, but it was a scramble, not a club championship.

That just adds another layer to his delusion

[DavePelz4]

I prefer his beer...

 

[Ashley Schaeffer]

If you deny his greatness, you're just a Jack Hater trying to build up other players by tearing down Jack. Sure, he never had the best short game, but he would have dominated with the modern, conforming clubs and ball. I heard he was a nine-sport all-state athlete from one of the best leagues in all of Turdtown, Illinois. If you don't believe every single one of the stats posted in this thread, or have a differing opinion, you are an idiot who has never broken 80.

[DavePelz4]

If you deny his greatness, you're just a Jack Hater trying to build up other players by tearing down Jack. Sure, he never had the best short game, but he would have dominated with the modern, conforming clubs and ball. I heard he was a nine-sport all-state athlete from one of the best leagues in all of Turdtown, Illinois. If you don't believe every single one of the stats posted in this thread, or have a differing opinion, you are an idiot who has never broken 80.

 

Why did you pick Illinois Ashley? Just why?

[Ashley Schaeffer]

If you deny his greatness, you're just a Jack Hater trying to build up other players by tearing down Jack. Sure, he never had the best short game, but he would have dominated with the modern, conforming clubs and ball. I heard he was a nine-sport all-state athlete from one of the best leagues in all of Turdtown, Illinois. If you don't believe every single one of the stats posted in this thread, or have a differing opinion, you are an idiot who has never broken 80.

 

Why did you pick Illinois Ashley? Just why?

 

Sorry! I meant Idaho. Damned autocorrect.

[Ashley Schaeffer]

I see a Jack hater must've moved this one . . .

[whr]

 

 

 

How has this guy not broken every record imaginable?

 

If anyone is interested in pure comedy gold - https://boom400.com/hitit400

 

How original take 746. Love the people here who try to be original and funny in the same post and fail at both.

 

[FindingFairways1992]

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