MtlJeff 2022/2023 sack

[MikeW2]

4 hours ago, MtlJeff said:

 

no, poser is what i said!

Not even a full poser, just a posing poser…gotta find yourself a Scotty only then will you have fully embraced the dark side😂

[MtlJeff]

11 minutes ago, MikeW2 said:

Not even a full poser, just a posing poser…gotta find yourself a Scotty only then will you have fully embraced the dark side😂

 

I could never do that to Serge!

 

As long as he's making putters i'll have a Deschamps

[MikeW2]

45 minutes ago, MtlJeff said:

 

I could never do that to Serge!

 

As long as he's making putters i'll have a Deschamps

I can’t blame you, I’ve seen pics of your putter here and it looks fantastic. Only problem is now you can’t claim to be a poser, sorry those are the rules.

[bobfoster]

oops

Edited December 9, 2023 by bobfoster

[MtlJeff]

My pro shop had their year end sale, so I'm taking posering to whole new levels. 

 

Other than putters, what else can I do here. Footjoy shoes, gloves, develop a very condescending tone with everyone I meet on the course. I'm open to ideas.

 

[JetSpeed79]

Personalized plate?

 

”Jeff v1”

”MTL-eist”

Or go nuclear option and get a full on Titleist wrap job. 

[MtlJeff]

1 hour ago, JetSpeed79 said:

Personalized plate?

 

”Jeff v1”

”MTL-eist”

Or go nuclear option and get a full on Titleist wrap job. 

 

I like it, would you settle for a bumper sticker that says "I'd rather be driving a Titleist"

[JetSpeed79]

2 hours ago, MtlJeff said:

 

I like it, would you settle for a bumper sticker that says "I'd rather be driving a Titleist"

I suppose that would be the more natural progression. 

[Mitchell]

2 hours ago, MtlJeff said:

 

I like it, would you settle for a bumper sticker that says "I'd rather be driving a Titleist"

Don’t do that- met several college buds years ago in an area with quite a few bars. After we exited one, noticed police taking reports of several vehicles that had been broken into, criminals evidently looking for quickly accessible valuables. Five out of our six vehicles escaped unscathed since had no readily apparent sign of easily accessible stuff a criminal could sell. The one vehicle that was damaged, had the trunk lid pried open at the lock and had the aforementioned bumper sticker. 

Edited December 16, 2023 by Mitchell

[Mitchell]

4 hours ago, MtlJeff said:

My pro shop had their year end sale, so I'm taking posering to whole new levels. 

 

Other than putters, what else can I do here. Footjoy shoes, gloves, develop a very condescending tone with everyone I meet on the course. I'm open to ideas.

 

Truly “serious golfers” that have been playing Titleist gear for years treat interactions like Walter Payton did touchdowns- just keep it moving and act like you’ve been there before. 😂

[Mitchell]

The eclectic WRXer hipster, multi-brand bag suits you better than almost single brand poseur role. How far you have fallen since advice on how to build “intimidating” bag. Serge’s work and some lead tape is only thing salvaging some cred for you now 🤦‍♂️

Edited December 17, 2023 by Mitchell

[MtlJeff]

1 hour ago, Mitchell said:

The eclectic WRXer hipster, multi-brand bag suits you better than almost single brand poseur role. How fall you have fallen since advice on how to build “intimidating” bag. Serge’s work and some lead tape is only thing salvaging some cred for you now 🤦‍♂️

 

Ahhh, i'm old and corporate now. Hipster Jeff is long gone. Now i leave board meetings and say "don't hire that guy, he has long hair and baggy pants!"

 

This bag suits me juuuuuust fine

[MikeW2]

5 hours ago, JetSpeed79 said:

Personalized plate?

 

”Jeff v1”

”MTL-eist”

Or go nuclear option and get a full on Titleist wrap job. 

Do not recommend this at all…vanity plates are the tramp stamp of the automotive world.

[MtlJeff]

24 minutes ago, MikeW2 said:

Do not recommend this at all…vanity plates are the tramp stamp of the automotive world.

 

I am waiting for why you would not recommend 

[MattM97]

9 hours ago, MtlJeff said:

My pro shop had their year end sale, so I'm taking posering to whole new levels. 

 

Other than putters, what else can I do here. Footjoy shoes, gloves, develop a very condescending tone with everyone I meet on the course. I'm open to ideas.

 

 

FJ clothing, be a full on Acushnet billboard like they're paying you. 

[BallerNate]

20 hours ago, MtlJeff said:

My pro shop had their year end sale, so I'm taking posering to whole new levels. 

 

Other than putters, what else can I do here. Footjoy shoes, gloves, develop a very condescending tone with everyone I meet on the course. I'm open to ideas.

 

Wow….what a difference a year makes in the life of a Club Ho, Lol!

 

This time last year your bag was full of Tour Edge, Sub 70, and PXG. And this year if I saw your bag for the 1st time, I’d ask if you were sponsored by Titleist, Lol!!

 

Beautiful set-up though…love the colour of that bag!!

 

That’s how it is with WRX’rs though…we follow wherever inspiration and performance takes us! I used to have an almost all TaylorMade bag, and soon I won’t have any TM left. 🤷🏽‍♂️

[sergizmo]

Are you going to start talking like Jim Nantz now?

[JetSpeed79]

This is the real litmus test. You think you’re ready to pose? Only after staring this bad boy in the face will the journey truly be complete. 
 

 

 

 

* Titleist Belt (TB) may not be legal in all states.

* Do not wear TB if you are pregnant or plan on becoming pregnant. 
* Remove TB immediately if you begin to develop a vanity cap.

 

 

 

[MtlJeff]

1 hour ago, sergizmo said:

Are you going to start talking like Jim Nantz now?

 

Before every round 

 

"Hello Friends....."

[MtlJeff]

54 minutes ago, JetSpeed79 said:

This is the real litmus test. You think you’re ready to pose? Only after staring this bad boy in the face will the journey truly be complete. 
 

 

 

 

* Titleist Belt (TB) may not be legal in all states.

* Do not wear TB if you are pregnant or plan on becoming pregnant. 
* Remove TB immediately if you begin to develop a vanity cap.

 

 

 

 

Omg I totally need that lol

 

Truthfully, the outfit I really want to put together is the full "High Flyers" LIV uniform. 

 

Being lefty, I can do that plus some aviators and look like Phil. Plus there's some guys at my club that hate LIV so it's all the better

[JetSpeed79]

46 minutes ago, MtlJeff said:

 

Omg I totally need that lol

 

Truthfully, the outfit I really want to put together is the full "High Flyers" LIV uniform. 

 

Being lefty, I can do that plus some aviators and look like Phil. Plus there's some guys at my club that hate LIV so it's all the better

This would be truly master level trolling. 

[MtlJeff]

3 hours ago, JetSpeed79 said:

This would be truly master level trolling. 

 

Hey BTW are you still in Dallas? Thats what your profile says so just curious. I'm moving to Austin late 2024 most likely.....Maybe we can play together sometime! 

[JetSpeed79]

7 minutes ago, MtlJeff said:

 

Hey BTW are you still in Dallas? Thats what your profile says so just curious. I'm moving to Austin late 2024 most likely.....Maybe we can play together sometime! 

Yep Dallas area. I’m definitely in for a round sometime. That would be a blast. Congrats on the Austin move! Get ready for winter tee times. Not trying to rub it in for my northern friends, but I’m playing in the morning 😬

 

Austin is a great town. It’s going through a little growing pains lately with the population explosion they’ve experienced (traffic etc.), but don’t let that scare you. Let Zillow scare you instead 😂

[TiScape]

On 12/16/2023 at 8:47 AM, MtlJeff said:

My pro shop had their year end sale, so I'm taking posering to whole new levels. 

 

Other than putters, what else can I do here. Footjoy shoes, gloves, develop a very condescending tone with everyone I meet on the course. I'm open to ideas.

 

Based on what looks like to be a bunch of cold white stuff on the ground… Move??? 🤷🏼‍♂️

[MtlJeff]

58 minutes ago, JetSpeed79 said:

Yep Dallas area. I’m definitely in for a round sometime. That would be a blast. Congrats on the Austin move! Get ready for winter tee times. Not trying to rub it in for my northern friends, but I’m playing in the morning 😬

 

Austin is a great town. It’s going through a little growing pains lately with the population explosion they’ve experienced (traffic etc.), but don’t let that scare you. Let Zillow scare you instead 😂

 

I'm coming from Canada, real estate seems fine in Austin lol

 

2 of our largest 3 cities are in the top ten globally in unaffordability 

 

Edited December 17, 2023 by MtlJeff

[MtlJeff]

7 minutes ago, TiScape said:

Based on what looks like to be a bunch of cold white stuff on the ground… Move??? 🤷🏼‍♂️

 

As soon as Mrs Mtljeff lets me!

[JetSpeed79]

5 minutes ago, MtlJeff said:

 

I'm coming from Canada, real estate seems fine in Austin lol

 

2 of our largest 3 cities are in the top ten globally in unaffordability 

 

Haha! I wasn’t aware. That will definitely ease the transition.

[TiScape]

12 minutes ago, MtlJeff said:

 

As soon as Mrs Mtljeff lets me!

Don’t wait too long! Even places ya don’t really wanna be are gettin really pricey here! 😱

[cardoustie]

Please clean up some of that lead tape work, you’re better than that

[MtlJeff]

1 hour ago, TiScape said:

Don’t wait too long! Even places ya don’t really wanna be are gettin really pricey here! 😱

 

I don't know how much things will change in 2024 , but yeah would be within a year for it to happen. 

 

Canada is really bad now. Worse then the US for housing in the major cities. 

 

I think you're in NorCal so you can sympathize. 

 

Austin is a lot better than Canada with the exception of Montreal, but Montreal is being killed intentionally by the provincial government here but thats for talk over beers.