(fake) Shows that golf Channel passed on but went with Altered Course

[MaybeImLeftHanded]

"David Duval Reads the Phone Book"

[SixtySomePing]

Kelly Tilghman does standup comedy. (In that dry serious way that she has... you know, "A giraffe walks into a bar and says give me a tall one" but nobody laughs of course...)

[Medic]

2015 Bikini Fashions - starring some of the LPGA's hottest players.

Wishon Upon A Star - A world class golf club designer makes a custom set of clubs for one of Hollywood's famous residents and then they take a few lessons and improve their game.

GolfWRX 24/7 - cameras go to the various homes of forum members and watch as they stir the pot and post controversial replies. Hosted by Dave and Kymar.

[Reasonability]

The Anchor Ban - Greg Norman takes Bernard Langer on a three hour tour.

[Axman55]

[quote name='edub72' timestamp='1433939719' post='11724536']
Club ho wars, club ho's show up at different used club sites and go thru the used club racks looking for premium shafts, etc and see who can make the most on BST
[/quote]
I see another version of this "Club Hoarders". Living rooms piled with rusty 35 year old clubs, golf balls filling the sinks and toilets, head covers in the refrigerator,rats living in old stand bags, lots of crying and begging...
The words: "but I can sell that on Ebay" accompany every house clean out....

[Yepyukon]

Wife Swap - hosted by Dustin Johnson

[tatertot]

[quote name='Yepyukon' timestamp='1434249755' post='11747260']
Wife Swap - hosted by Dustin Johnson
[/quote]

That's cold ... Funny, but cold.

[Hifade]

"The Lynching" - hosted by Kelly Tilghman

[CheckJV]

Mixed Bag -- PGA Tour pro plays 3 holes at a local municipal using only clubs provided by people on the range when the pro arrives.

[Reasonability]

Altered Horse.- Golf meets polo.

[sheppy335]

I have a show:

It is called Golf, the show takes you to real tournaments, whether they are Am's or Pros from around the world. It is a new concept for the golf channel.

[tatertot]

[quote name='sheppy335' timestamp='1434481704' post='11763428']
I have a show:

It is called Golf, the show takes you to real tournaments, whether they are Am's or Pros from around the world. It is a new concept for the golf channel.
[/quote]

It'll never fly ... what if they were naked and trapped on a deserted island? GOLD!!!!!!!

[knock it close]

Chili Dip with Charlie Rymer- Rymer travels around the south eating, he's probably been pitching this for like 10 years.

[Apex93]

"The Making of: Altered Course"


I'm imagining even more heavy breathing.

[poppyhillsguy]

"24 Hours with Matt Every in Amsterdam"

[poppyhillsguy]

"College Girls Gone Wild hosted by the University of Arkansas Men's Golf Team"

[Pigems]

Peter Griffen Presents, The LPGA Side Boob Hour.

[MaybeImLeftHanded]

[quote name='SixtySomePing' timestamp='1434185651' post='11743538']
Kelly Tilghman does standup comedy.
[/quote]

hah winner

[Qqq123xx]

Holly Sonders Real Golf.

[poppyhillsguy]

The Ex-Wives of John Daly

[thug the bunny]

Hey, OP, you stole my idea from the 'What's wrong with the Golf Channel' thread, and then copied into another similar thread (I can't even remember the title). At least this is indicating by popular opinion that GC is straying way off the path....

Copied from the What's wrong with GC thread:

Well, the general consensus I'm getting here is that golf is too boring to host plain hard core golf stuff. So, to cater to our current attention deficit population that needs constant stimulation, they should try:

- Golf/guns. You carry an AR with you and get to shoot your opponent's ball when they get a GIR
- Golf/guns. You carry an AR with you and get to shoot your opponent.
- Highway golf. How many shots will it take you to play down I95 from the Linc to PHL during rush hour? How many paramedics?
- Boxing/golf. Your opponent gets a free punch for every FIR, GIR, or par. Bare fisted for a birdie, and sledge hammer for an eagle.
- Rat golf. Before every tee shot, you get a bag full of rats captured from NY's lower east side that have been starved for 1 week put over your head for 30 sec.
- Running speed golf. You run as fast as possible between shots..........oh wait, they are doing that one. (seriously?)

I mean, how reality-based (which really means unreal) are they going to try to make golf???? WTF is wrong with real golf??????????????????

[One_Putt_Blunder]

[quote name='Qqq123xx' timestamp='1434497351' post='11765146']
Holly Sonders Real Golf. [b]WITH FAKE PARTS[/b]
[/quote]

Fixed that for you

[mukster]

"Big Breaking Bad" - starring Dustin Johnson and Matt Every, exposing the highs and lows of the PGA tour while traveling in John Daly's motor home.

[Clambake]

"Sixty Three", a weekly series where Johnny Miller recalls how he is the only one to shoot a 63 in a major. It is followed by "Chokers", also hosted by Johnny Miller and occasional guest Dottie Pepper, where they recount how every player who stumbles a bit in a tourney has choked.

Oh wait, those sound like the regular tournament broadcasts with Johnny. Never mind......

[Reasonability]

Kelly Before and After. Network glam artists take us on a journey of how they did it.

Find the Punctuation. Tim Rosaforte speaks for thirty minutes. At home voters text to a phone number when or even if he actually used one single period in a single sentence. Double points awarded for every time he is caught using "T" to describe a tie.

GC2 - Wayne's Word. Wayne and Garth party on discussing their take on deer antler spray and related topics.

[prorobo]

[quote name='Clambake' timestamp='1433909885' post='11723502'][quote name='PZero' timestamp='1433823452' post='11716544']The JonesScott Show[/quote]

Start engraving the Emmy trophy now....[/quote]

Not only would that show win ALL of the Emmys, it would also win every Academy Award and the Tonys as well! Throw some Grammys in there while you're at it.

I wonder how he's faring on the Asian Tour with his non-US clubs.

[bellview17]

I like the how far can you hit your 7 iron.
Take the "line you fed everyone here" and if you can really hit a 257 yard shot, then you get a prize....

[markheardjr]

[quote name='CheckJV' timestamp='1434469597' post='11761988']
Mixed Bag -- PGA Tour pro plays 3 holes at a local municipal using only clubs provided by people on the range when the pro arrives.
[/quote]
I'd watch that.

[2bGood]

[quote name='markheardjr' timestamp='1434570765' post='11770856']
[quote name='CheckJV' timestamp='1434469597' post='11761988']
Mixed Bag -- PGA Tour pro plays 3 holes at a local municipal using only clubs provided by people on the range when the pro arrives.
[/quote]
I'd watch that.
[/quote]

So would i.

[DavePelz4]

Altered Course...the story of what Bruce Jenner did to move up several tee boxes and now take money off his friends.

Sadly, he no longer qualifies to play in best balls as he's lacking the equipment.