The 2018 Masters Thread

[gatorpedsMD]

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[gatorpedsMD]

ANGC and it's traditions are old and outdated. It's time to put the wrecking ball to this place. It's not 1955 anymore. Replace it with TPC Sawgrass as a major. Nobody cares about these racist old farts and their pimento sandwiches anymore. This tournament is so overhyped that even Ricky Fowler can recognize that.

 

they see me trolling....lol

[Darth Putter]

I have it on good authority from my man Boba that Dustin Johnson is being frozen in carbonite every evening to protect him.

[lowheel]

I seriously don’t know how I feel about this new level of bromance.

 

 

 

Yes you do. You worship the guy on the right and hate the guy on the left. ;)

 

This is great for the game by the way. Has been like this forever. Jack did it with Arnie.

[Darth Putter]

ANGC and it's traditions are old and outdated. It's time to put the wrecking ball to this place. It's not 1955 anymore. Replace it with TPC Sawgrass as a major. Nobody cares about these racist old farts and their pimento sandwiches anymore. This tournament is so overhyped that even Ricky Fowler can recognize that.

 

I can fit you in for a public stoning to the death at 10 am tomorrow.

[gatorpedsMD]

 

alllll day GOATin!

[gatorpedsMD]

Freddie grabbin his crotch and Tiger in that sexy pink and grey :air_kiss:

[lowheel]

What big name is going to miss the cut?

One of the top 5 betting favorites will IMO (Rory, Tiger, Spieth, DJ, or JT).

 

I believe it will be DJ or JT.

 

DJ better stay away from all stairs. I still go conspiracy theory and say he failed a drug test and the fall was a cover up.

 

Lol. Tiger almost killed himself and others driving high out of his mind less than a year ago and was not suspended but DJ was and they concocted a stair fall story to cover it up? Put down the bong man

[lowheel]

ANGC and it's traditions are old and outdated. It's time to put the wrecking ball to this place. It's not 1955 anymore. Replace it with TPC Sawgrass as a major. Nobody cares about these racist old farts and their pimento sandwiches anymore. This tournament is so overhyped that even Ricky Fowler can recognize that.

 

I can fit you in for a public stoning to the death at 10 am tomorrow.

 

A real deep thinker that guy...

[gatorpedsMD]

What big name is going to miss the cut?

One of the top 5 betting favorites will IMO (Rory, Tiger, Spieth, DJ, or JT).

 

I believe it will be DJ or JT.

 

DJ better stay away from all stairs. I still go conspiracy theory and say he failed a drug test and the fall was a cover up.

 

Lol. Tiger almost killed himself and others driving high out of his mind less than a year ago and was not suspended but DJ was and they concocted a stair fall story to cover it up? Put down the bong man

 

The GOAT gets special treatment. Just how the world works. I don't do drugs, I'm high on this Tiger comeback!

[rafer11]

Who wins this snake draft?

 

Team Old

2) Tiger (42)

3) Phil (47)

6) Rose (37)

7) J Thomas (24)

10) DJ (33)

11) Kuchar (39)

14) Casey (40)

15) Poulter (42)

18) Noren (35)

19) Rahm (23)

 

Team Young

1) Spieth (24)

4) Rory (28)

5) Bubba (39)

8) Day (30)

9) Fowler (29)

12) Garcia (38)

13) Stenson (41)

16) Fleetwood (27)

17) Reed (27)

20) Leishman (34)

[bscinstnct]

https://deadspin.com...impression=true

 

And so it begins....Can't wait till tickets have forbidden phrases lists on the back.

 

Just been told security staff at Augusta National have been handed a sheet with a list of sayings that are prohibited. I'm told "dilly dilly" is one of them. Patrons who shout out these phrases will be "removed" immediately

 

Is “Mashed Potatoes” is on that list?

 

Hope so.

 

And anyone who would even contemplate uttering "dilly dilly" at the masters, or anywhere else, should be shot into space.

 

Preferably, directly at the sun ; )

[RobotDoctor]

ANGC and it's traditions are old and outdated. It's time to put the wrecking ball to this place. It's not 1955 anymore. Replace it with TPC Sawgrass as a major. Nobody cares about these racist old farts and their pimento sandwiches anymore. This tournament is so overhyped that even Ricky Fowler can recognize that.

 

I would bet you are in the minority opinion here ..... huge minority.

[Mr. Grumpy]

What big name is going to miss the cut?

One of the top 5 betting favorites will IMO (Rory, Tiger, Spieth, DJ, or JT).

 

I believe it will be DJ or JT.

 

DJ better stay away from all stairs. I still go conspiracy theory and say he failed a drug test and the fall was a cover up.

 

Lol. Tiger almost killed himself and others driving high out of his mind less than a year ago and was not suspended but DJ was and they concocted a stair fall story to cover it up? Put down the bong man

 

Dude, it's medicinal,,, and Gold Toe socks are slick AF!

[Sean2]

ANGC and it's traditions are old and outdated. It's time to put the wrecking ball to this place. It's not 1955 anymore. Replace it with TPC Sawgrass as a major. Nobody cares about these racist old farts and their pimento sandwiches anymore. This tournament is so overhyped that even Ricky Fowler can recognize that.

 

Well. That's one opinion.

[bscinstnct]

What big name is going to miss the cut?

One of the top 5 betting favorites will IMO (Rory, Tiger, Spieth, DJ, or JT).

 

I believe it will be DJ or JT.

 

DJ better stay away from all stairs. I still go conspiracy theory and say he failed a drug test and the fall was a cover up.

 

Lol. Tiger almost killed himself and others driving high out of his mind less than a year ago and was not suspended but DJ was and they concocted a stair fall story to cover it up? Put down the bong man

 

Really?

 

Save your venom for

 

After he wins ; )

[tiderider]

ANGC and it's traditions are old and outdated. It's time to put the wrecking ball to this place. It's not 1955 anymore. Replace it with TPC Sawgrass as a major. Nobody cares about these racist old farts and their pimento sandwiches anymore. This tournament is so overhyped that even Ricky Fowler can recognize that.

 

ha! ... fowler doesn't recognize anything about a major ...

[Frankensteins Monster]

We agree to disagree, now please stop.

 

How about you stop trying to tell me what I should, or shouldn’t, do? Get over yourself.

[tiderider]

Wow what's going on behind those flowers?

 

that's the fence from the grassy knoll ...

[CEPick]

Who wins this snake draft?

 

Team Old

2) Tiger (42)

3) Phil (47)

6) Rose (37)

7) J Thomas (24)

10) DJ (33)

11) Kuchar (39)

14) Casey (40)

15) Poulter (42)

18) Noren (35)

19) Rahm (23)

 

Team Young

1) Spieth (24)

4) Rory (28)

5) Bubba (39)

8) Day (30)

9) Fowler (29)

12) Garcia (38)

13) Stenson (41)

16) Fleetwood (27)

17) Reed (27)

20) Leishman (34)

Yeesh that's as tight as it gets.

[gatorpedsMD]

What big name is going to miss the cut?

One of the top 5 betting favorites will IMO (Rory, Tiger, Spieth, DJ, or JT).

 

I believe it will be DJ or JT.

 

DJ better stay away from all stairs. I still go conspiracy theory and say he failed a drug test and the fall was a cover up.

 

Lol. Tiger almost killed himself and others driving high out of his mind less than a year ago and was not suspended but DJ was and they concocted a stair fall story to cover it up? Put down the bong man

 

Dude, it's medicinal,,, and Gold Toe socks are slick AF!

 

only wear gold toe.

[gatorpedsMD]

https://www.golfposer.com/nike-golf-shoes-roshe-g-magnolia-floral-edition-2018

 

need these asap

[hogans71]

The only thing better then watching tiger win by like 8 shots this Sunday is watching wrestlemania right after, if anybody needs me Sunday I'll be fused to my effin couch

Puts

I've always found it amazing that TW winning by huge margins is the greatest thing since sliced bread but if ANYBODY else puts on such a display its a "snooze fest" or "time to cut the lawn" or some other variation...

 

Not saying it's you - just an observation....

[hogans71]

Phil just confirmed he believes it is the most anticipated masters of all time

 

I need my hallucigens and a safe place...can't comtain this hype

 

Hide ya kids, hide ya wife, Tiger beating everyone.

 

 

Nobody had any clue you felt this way... ☺

[redfirebird08]

What big name is going to miss the cut?

One of the top 5 betting favorites will IMO (Rory, Tiger, Spieth, DJ, or JT).

 

I believe it will be DJ or JT.

 

DJ better stay away from all stairs. I still go conspiracy theory and say he failed a drug test and the fall was a cover up.

 

Lol. Tiger almost killed himself and others driving high out of his mind less than a year ago and was not suspended but DJ was and they concocted a stair fall story to cover it up? Put down the bong man

 

DJ's rumored suspension was 6 months. Seems to have been the best thing that ever happened to him judging by his performance on the golf course since that time. How do you know Tiger was not suspended by the Tour? He did not play on Tour between the incident (Memorial Day 2017) and the Torrey Pines tournament in late January 2018. Could have been serving a suspension while dealing with the back surgery.

[lowheel]

What big name is going to miss the cut?

One of the top 5 betting favorites will IMO (Rory, Tiger, Spieth, DJ, or JT).

 

I believe it will be DJ or JT.

 

DJ better stay away from all stairs. I still go conspiracy theory and say he failed a drug test and the fall was a cover up.

 

Lol. Tiger almost killed himself and others driving high out of his mind less than a year ago and was not suspended but DJ was and they concocted a stair fall story to cover it up? Put down the bong man

 

The GOAT gets special treatment. Just how the world works. I don't do drugs, I'm high on this Tiger comeback!

 

[grm24]

Anyway, Nike tshirts are terrible, especially at Augusta. Nike please stop, it's golf.

Oh the humanity. Someone should have told Munsingwear back in the 1960's. Nike wasn't the first to have t-shirt type golf shirts nor will they be the last. Way too many uptight people around here.

 

Tiger wore a white shirt with a so-called blade collar, a distant cousin to the glorified white Munsingwear T-shirt Bob Goalby wore on Sunday at the 1968 Masters.

 

http://www.golf.com/...s-come-long-way

 

 

[lowheel]

What big name is going to miss the cut?

One of the top 5 betting favorites will IMO (Rory, Tiger, Spieth, DJ, or JT).

 

I believe it will be DJ or JT.

 

DJ better stay away from all stairs. I still go conspiracy theory and say he failed a drug test and the fall was a cover up.

 

Lol. Tiger almost killed himself and others driving high out of his mind less than a year ago and was not suspended but DJ was and they concocted a stair fall story to cover it up? Put down the bong man

 

DJ's rumored suspension was 6 months. Seems to have been the best thing that ever happened to him judging by his performance on the golf course since that time. How do you know Tiger was not suspended by the Tour? He did not play on Tour between the incident (Memorial Day 2017) and the Torrey Pines tournament in late January 2018. Could have been serving a suspension while dealing with the back surgery.

 

you cant be suspended from something you cant do.

[lowheel]

Phil just confirmed he believes it is the most anticipated masters of all time

 

I need my hallucigens and a safe place...can't comtain this hype

 

Hide ya kids, hide ya wife, Tiger beating everyone.

 

 

Nobody had any clue you felt this way... ☺

 

LOL, right?

[redfirebird08]

you cant be suspended from something you cant do.

 

Sure you can if you're Tiger Woods and the PGA Tour.