Which Accessories Identify You As A Hacker?

[Nicklaus]

had no idea this thing went 24 pages. i was fascinated with the first 5... however, i have yet to see my number one giveaway.

 

THE BLACK GLOVE...

 

1% of the black glove nation are players, the other 99% are hacks. Please tell me i'm not alone here...?

[AThompson_3]

I'm going to add golfers who have shaft labels with their name on all of their clubs. I've never played with a golfer with these labels who wasn't a complete and utter hack.

[EmperorPenguin]

Wow, guys, check out this accessory. If you are not sure of the distance you hit with each club, remind yourself by clipping on the distance to the club! This is how the ad reads.

 

Take the guess work out of club selection when on the course with Distance Clips. Distance Clips are high quality, durable, Nylon yardage markers for your clubs. Find your distance on the range, then simply clip the club with the correct Yardage Marker. There is virtually no added weight, and the clip is undetectable when you take your stance. Great for beginners and avid players alike, with Distance Clips you don't have to worry about which club to use so you can concentrate on making the shot.

 

It is necessary to repeat that these clips are "great for beginners and avid players alike," but no mention of good golfers. I can't help but imagine how the hacker would use these clips: by accident he hits the ball 130 yards with his 7 iron and says, "I hit that 150 yards!" and clips the 150 tag on the 7 iron. I hope the instructions stress that the average distance tag should be used, not the good fluke shot, and the hacker must be honest with himself as to how far he actually hit the ball.

[EmperorPenguin]

Wow, there are even more wonderful accessories designed to divert your attention from the miserable golf swings these hackers have. These accessories you add to your regular golf car, such as a stereo system console, club/ball washer, a cool dash and even a cool steering wheel to go in style. If you just can't get enough during the day, you can install headlights on your cart.

[Golfjack]

I would like to install and remove those on every cart I play on. Especially that stereo system with CD console.

[Geaux Gators]

Everything listed above, except the cool dash and the stereo

 

I don't like the dash and I have a set of bluetooth speakers (Puma Soundchuck) that connects to my phone if i want music... it very rarely gets used

[BillyZ2]

A full bag of taylormade clubs..lol

 

Damn it. Was reading through this feeling pretty safe.

 

does my scotty cameron that I 3 putt with save me from this rule? :dntknw:

to me, anybody over a 10 handicap shouldn't not even consider buying a Scotty. It's just a plain waste of money for most golfers.

[rcain1us]

Is it too early to add Single Length Irons?

[EmperorPenguin]

Single length irons are more equipment and not accessories.

[hybrid25]

I purchased one of these based on another post in this thread of someone who recommended it for their golf bag:

 

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I purchased one of these based on another post in this thread of someone who recommended it for their golf bag:

 

I like how he puts his iron cover on after hitting his shot. He is just missing the retriever in his bag!!

[g8a_golf]

Iron covers. Complete set clubs. Ball retriever (if under 60).

[tnrts345]

I started to carry a brush on my bag once I got my new set, nothing looks better that the new shine of the CB's. Also I use Arccos.. does that classify me as a hack? I just like to know my yardages with my new clubs. I met a guy at a local course that thought buying all PXG would help lower his handicap from a 25.. no judgement but there are cheaper ways to help lower your score!

[BillyZ2]

I purchased one of these based on another post in this thread of someone who recommended it for their golf bag:

 

I like how he puts his iron cover on after hitting his shot.

So do I, it shows a bit of class doesn't it?

[CHuntsman]

I purchased one of these based on another post in this thread of someone who recommended it for their golf bag:

 

I like how he puts his iron cover on after hitting his shot.

So do I, it shows a bit of class doesn't it?

 

Ripped a** pants did it for me.

[leejohnkieh]

me and a few of my friends who are all single digit handicappers tend to use plastic tee's since they don't break. the gimmicky brush tee's are the give away.

[BillyZ2]

I purchased one of these based on another post in this thread of someone who recommended it for their golf bag:

 

I like how he puts his iron cover on after hitting his shot.

So do I, it shows a bit of class doesn't it?

 

Ripped a** pants did it for me.

rotf, I missed the ripped pants. I can't believe they shot that video ripped pants! LOL

[EmperorPenguin]

I purchased one of these based on another post in this thread of someone who recommended it for their golf bag:

 

 

Good gawd! Big Boy either pulls his shot way left or hits a mighty slice with that swing. I would bet a hundred bucks against the guy, ripped pants and all.

 

They're selling for ten bucks each, but I wonder what their unit cost is. Maybe $3? Hackers like Mr. Ripped Pants would certainly love that accessory, though I wonder how many of these units they've sold.

[AThompson_3]

I purchased one of these based on another post in this thread of someone who recommended it for their golf bag:

 

I like how he puts his iron cover on after hitting his shot. He is just missing the retriever in his bag!!

The classic iron covers but leaves the driver in the bag without headcover. Haha

[AThompson_3]

Another one based on the video we just watched. How about the extra tee tucked up in the hat. Total hack move there.

[Hateto3Putt]

 

Greatest.

 

Video.

 

Ever.

[CHuntsman]

Another one based on the video we just watched. How about the extra tee tucked up in the hat. Total hack move there.

 

I was guilty of that back in the day.

[leejohnkieh]

 

Greatest.

 

Video.

 

Ever.

Now I want one.

[BillyZ2]

 

Greatest.

 

Video.

 

Ever.

Now I want one.

maybe there is some marketing genius in having ripped pants?

[Dpavs]

What everyone has failed to recognize is that those are not ripped pants. They are a prototype for golf slacks with "Speedvent technology" that Taylormade is coming out with soon. The Speedvents allow you to turn quicker and stay cool at the same time. They are simply the most ingenious innovation in golf attire ever!

[asloper6001]

A full bag of taylormade clubs..lol

 

Damn it. Was reading through this feeling pretty safe.

 

does my scotty cameron that I 3 putt with save me from this rule? :dntknw:

to me, anybody over a 10 handicap shouldn't not even consider buying a Scotty. It's just a plain waste of money for most golfers.

 

:drag:

[North Butte]

What everyone has failed to recognize is that those are not ripped pants. They are a prototype for golf slacks with "Speedvent technology" that Taylormade is coming out with soon. The Speedvents allow you to turn quicker and stay cool at the same time. They are simply the most ingenious innovation in golf attire ever!

 

Do the "Speedvents" also increase ball speed?

[Dpavs]

What everyone has failed to recognize is that those are not ripped pants. They are a prototype for golf slacks with "Speedvent technology" that Taylormade is coming out with soon. The Speedvents allow you to turn quicker and stay cool at the same time. They are simply the most ingenious innovation in golf attire ever!

 

Do the "Speedvents" also increase ball speed?

 

lol! Yes but unfortunately the draw back with this is that it also means an increase in smash factor.

[North Butte]

Ouch!

 

Didn't see that one coming...

[Patrick_O]

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Greatest.

 

Video.

 

Ever.

Now I want one.

Do they make one for my push cart is what I want to know.